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France BTFO edition

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>not imagining Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"

I am macaroni, you sad chaps are simply rococo.

soyez gentil

any Franco-American in?

hot take: the pacific-northwest rightfully belongs to the hudson bay company and the yankee doodle government needs to leave immediately

que sera sera

How do I get away with a daytime murder?

The PNW belongs to California

learn french you fucking heritagefag

no

Harry Potter invisibility cloak

Sexually frustrated

my sister has this in her ig bio

Be a cop
Slaves don't get a say

'no'

learn Spanish

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no

is she pretty?
is she rich?

Who is Jon Corzine?

I come over to US from China as student in university. Why American student bad?

1. steal stuff everything

2. lying to policeman

3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad

4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes

5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat

6. very smell of food eating by american

7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?

american=monkey same

half chis such as us aren't rich and she also has a bf

I want my firstborn to be a daughter

i will one day. it will be ten times easier as well because of my experience in french

So you lads really are francophiles...
Quite interesting indeed

I love you

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and my Spanish experience will do the same

I took high school french, but remember almost none of it. I can mostly understand spoken word, but can't speak or write

THE non-negotiable list of good rappers:

el-p
gucci mane
kendrick lamar
ab-soul
eyedea (rip)
j dilla (rip)
clipse
ugk
clams casino
doom
flying lotus
big k.r.i.t.
big boi
earl
ghost & raekwon

Love you too X

>I come over to US from China

i took german

yeah you seem like you'd be one of those kids

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HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

thanks

kool keith
Mos Def

Awwww, that's cute

my options in high school were spanish and latin

i originally signed up for latin but then i realized it would by kinda difficult so i switched to spanish

still regret doing that

QUEBEC A LA FRANCE OUI OUI SIL VOUS PLET MADDAME

racist neo-nazis do not have the intellectual capability to take spanish or german in highschool.

woah...

rly mak u think......

What's the name of that anime with the little girl that people keep posting reaction images of? Also how long is it? Might suggest it to my girlfriend.

yes i do

non, je refuse déjà de faire parti du canada parce que c'est un pays cocu. imagine comment ça me tente pas de faire parti de la france.

I only had french and spanish. A few years later there was an online german class but almost all the kids quit because the online shit sucked ass, especially compared to duolingo.

Oh for fuck sake, you faggots are back again.
I thought I told you stupid retards to leave? Why haven't you? Do you WANT /cum/ to turn to shit? This is EXACTLY what you're doing right now and I'm honestly pretty fucking sick of this shit. Get a fucking job and stop shitting up this place. It's bad enough as it is without you stupid morons discussing something that is clearly not sports. This is a sports board you see, what you're posting is Sup Forums related. Guess what? /bant/ actually exists! How about you go there before I report every single one of you fucking douche bags. Oh wait, too late. Reported all of you for blatant lack of international discussion on an international board. Just fuck off. Stop being such huge pathetic losers and fuck off for once. Nobody wants this extra flags shit on here. All you're doing is piling on more shit on the shitwagon that is /cum/. And before you say BUT /cum/ IS NEVER INTERNATIONALLY RELATED ANYWAY HURP DURP, you need to fucking realize that you're making it worse. If you don't want /cum/ to suck balls then stop what you're doing RIGHT now. All I feel like doing right now is putting my hand through the screen and ripping your fucking dicks off from your computer screen while shoving it down your neck. Don't worry, you'll live the taste of cock you homosexual pieces of shit. Can I ask you something? Why are you so determined to shit up /cum/? What do you gain from it? Do you just turn on your computer after masturbating to your weeaboo comics and just decide to go on /cum/ and fuck it up with this retarded bullshit? Fuck off. Just die. I'm actually fucking serious here. It isn't some empty insult. I actually want you morons to just suffer and DIE. It's the only way to stop this retard infestation we got on /cum/ right now.

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stopped reading at oh

hate how spoken spanish sounds

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this is the only rap song I like

Yes. What's it called?

pastas are boring

a new breed of miffed lad has emerged. Will the other miffed lads accept his mating call? Or will they go unoticed. Perhaps, it may just as well be a fight to the bone.

Serial experiments Lain I think

nigger bops are terrible

its only mexicans that sound really ugly

THIS

special ops lain

I just feel I'm at an unreachable distance now...far beyond anyone's grasps.
I'm in a world of my own...and for the first time, I'm thriving and I'm fucking loving it.

not an iota

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This is the best rap song made by the greatest rapper of all time

kys

i got banned for posting a pasta once because it said i'm 15 in it somewhere

why is there a scouser posting in our thread

Thanks. Only 13 episodes, I'll suggest it.

>kys

When you get the message, hang up the phone.

WHY DOES HE DANCE LIKE THAT

ANSWER ME

nevermind thought you meant actual pasta

what's a really lewd/suggestive anime? but that's obviously not hentai you kinda get what i'm getting at

It's how all Chads dance

i'm a lapsed cultural catholic and confirmed protestant

wow

Animal Collective is shit, just like everything you faggots listen to.

terribly?

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>Animal Collective is shit
um honey....
youtube.com/watch?v=qvDesFdOdF8

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>terribly
heh show me someone who even comes close to Drake and his sick dance moves

don't care

CLICK

POW

NINE

THOU

i miss the old need for speed games desu

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This is the greatest hip hop album ever made

>what's a really lewd/suggestive anime?

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Don't come at me with your fucking sobbing defense of Animal Collective either. I'm not anti-intellectual and I have great respect Music.

Animal Collective, however, destroys my faith in humanity. If any of you are into Animal Collective: fuck you. I mean it.

>heh
last (you) you get from me

>kys

didn't know there were so many leafy fanboys here

i really like this pic

>CAPtcha
>culiacan

wow google you are scaring me

American folklore is built upon brags. Like the boasts of Mississippi boatmen. We literally have a system whereby people say how much better they are than everyone else and it leads to lots of "bet you couldn't" vs "bet you I can" moments. I think some of our crazy shit spawns from this.
Example historical boast: "I'm a Salt River roarer! I'm a ring-tailed squealer! I'm a reg'lar screamer from the ol' Massassip'! WHOOP! I'm the very infant that refused his milk before its eyes were open, and called out for a bottle of old Rye! I love the women an' I'm chockful o' fight! I'm half wild horse and half cock-eyed alligator and the rest o' me is crooked snags an' red-hot snappin' turtle. I can hit like fourth-proof lightnin' an' every lick I make in the woods lets in an acre o' sunshine. I can out-run, out-jump, out-shoot, out-brag, out-drink, an' out-fight, rough-an'-tumble, no holts barred, ary man on both sides the river from Pittsburgh to New Orleans an' back ag'in to St. Louiee. Come on, you flatters, you bargers, you milk-white mechanics, an' see how tough I am to chaw! I ain't had a fight for two days an' I'm spilein' for exercise. Cock-a-doodle-do!"

>A few years later there was an online german class but almost all the kids quit because the online shit sucked ass

I had two years of this, it was Aventa Learning. Only one other kid in my "class" doing it. This was back in '08-'10. Really shitty way to do a language

that's what i thought

i was joking

>i was joking

haha wow im a retard
everybody look at my retarded posts
poopoo peepee

checkmate, bigot

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