For me, it’s Pikachu
For me, it’s Pikachu
Aaron Allen
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Isaiah Thompson
Pitbull could have been GOAT
Aiden Powell
For me, it's Nidoking
Joseph Cook
What happened to him :(
Jeremiah Clark
>Creedence Clearwater Couto
Jose Kelly
Class of 2018
1/3
Zachary Morgan
Class of 2018
2/3
Asher Collins
Mr. 305 (lbs)
Chase Martinez
Class of 2018
3/3
John Anderson
zerozero.pt
>Martin Luther King Junior Morais Simões
Josiah Rogers
Huepill me on Bam Bam and Avatar
Sebastian Edwards
...
Julian Williams
>Creedence Clearwater Couto
Evan Taylor
You are now aware that Cristiano Ronaldo is named after Ronald Reagan
Nathaniel Reyes
Based; im related to Reagan
Sebastian Powell
Most Brazillians named Maicon and similar names are actually supposed to be Michael, maybe homage to Michael Douglas and such named american actors.
Cooper Roberts
I think if you're a headline writer you look to take advantage of these kinds of things and try to squeeze them through
Adam Brooks
>6D
>PC
>Avatar
>Sagath
Future GOATs. What's with Jacare's picture, does he live in another dimension?
Bentley Lewis
We're all his children
Zachary Lewis
Yes, he just blinks in and out between them
Ian Hill
He got stuck at Setubal and Lisandro was to much of a competition for him
Ryder Gomez
This is why no one watches your league
Wyatt Gray
...
Xavier Adams
here is a picture of him with the band
Andrew Sanchez
BASED
Who /Proud Mary/ here
Lucas Martin
Only Argel Fucks had a decent career. Pikachu is also doing fine, the rest are either flops or literally whos (the last one to show up on the headlines was Mosquito, who was released by the last placed team in the Argentinian league, of all places, after scoring only once in 10 games).
Charles Fisher
translate pls :3
Wyatt Moore
for me, it's YASU
Zachary Bailey
/Bad Moon Rising/ reporting in
Dylan Gray
Good choice my white friend
Andrew Cook
>para vender drogas
Those look like supplements, specifically from GNC, what´s the deal with that?
Benjamin Ward
>karl marx arrested after leaving college to sell drugs on rio's south side: "despite the name i'm a capitalist"
Gavin Reyes
Those supplements and steroids are illegal here, and he was apparently selling LSD and Ecstasy too
Ryder Barnes
Malcom was supposed to be Malcolm too, many such cases.
Tyler Hill
What’s the issue there? Literacy?
Justin Hughes
We consume your media and entertainment but can't speak your language.
Aiden Roberts
no one is actually named Malcolm or William, so they butcher those names.
Sebastian Rogers
Why not just look it up?
Tyler Gutierrez
Poor people can't be bothered to look up shit.
Alexander Stewart
>tfw if I had an army of scouts in Brazil I could probably assemble a team of Pokemon
Daniel Martinez
You'd be surprised at the number of Mankeys we have here.
Caleb Williams
It’s the same in Colombia with your Jeisons, Jhonys and Brayans
Michael Ward
>the state of your colonies
Aiden Cox
>Argel Fucks
Honestly, what would happen if a foreign player has this type of last name? Would they be forced to change it if they ever go to a top league?
Nicholas Lee
>Franco Foda
"Foda" means fuck in portuguese
Samuel Morgan
it had happened before
deadspin.com
complex.com
i think both happened in college, but if the NBa actually came down to censor his name just because americans are prude it would be pathetic
Tyler Ramirez
for me its jhonkaermeson
Austin Thompson
theres a basketball player at my university from colombia named braian and i thought it was a typo
Connor King
>darling
あなたを見つけた
Isaiah Hughes
>branquelo
>brown skin
Cooper Price
> Cristiano was named after one of the most influential persons in history
> Messi was named after a literally who nigger singer
Really makes you think
Luis Richardson
...
Samuel Rogers
Nobody here in Brazil realized that there was anything wrong with his last name at the type (hell, there were even a couple of characters on brazil's most popular comedy show at the time named fucker and sucker, who were a parody of american cops, and no one talked about their name because english-speaking people were rare back then). On the other hand we have players from spanish speaking countries named "Buceta" (cunt in portuguese) or "Porras" (fuck/cum), and hue commentators always try to avoid saying their name or go crazy with laughter midgame
Jeremiah Baker
> you now remember SALE KAKA POR ELANO
Austin Ward
Bam Bam, Playboy, Avatar, Darling, Yasu and Amichael deserve to make it.
Brandon Diaz
Reminds me of Tyson Gay in the Olympics. Some evangelical website ran a story about the Olympics but they wordfiltered "Gay" to "Homosexual."
Levi Bennett
Before Kaka ('shit') signed for Milan, Juventus president said publicly that he'd never sign a player with a nickname like this.
Later, everyone had a laugh at him as Kaka instantly became Serie A's biggest star.
Levi Garcia
Based Giovanni
Chase Long
Wasnt there a player that because of that was referred as the "innombrable"?
Camden Evans
I remember something like that when São Paulo wanted to sign Milton Caraglio and sports broadcasters everywhere couldn't hold their laughter.
Jaxon Perry
I guess you're talking about Gonzalo Porras, from Nacional. But there's also the Milton Caraglio incident (caralho means dick in hue). He was speculated on São Paulo some time ago (São Paulo are notoriously famous for having homossexual tendencies, its a common joke around the country), and the ESPN pundits laughed their asses off when anouncing it: youtube.com
Aaron Flores
Dylan Williams
he is coming to besiktas
bam bam
Brandon Thompson
Do you think his family were fans of Malcolm in the middle?
Juan Hughes
Can't say for sure but most likely not, Malcolm in the Middle wasn't famous here.
There's a bigger chance it's based on Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park I think.
Brody Young
>Can't say for sure but most likely not, Malcolm in the Middle wasn't famous here.
BULLSHIT
stop being so poor, it aired on Fox for a decade due to high ratings
John Butler
I can't even begin to imagine how these names came to be
what is it with Brazilians and "-son"?
Josiah Nguyen
Poor people think that names ending in -son sound gringo and fancy, notice how every single one of those guys looks like they come from the ghetto
Xavier Flores
Pikachu just scored on Vasco's 4-2 win over some literally whos, say something nice to him: globoesporte.globo.com
Caleb Perry
so it's like LeBron. DeMarcus, etc
Angel Lee
"Apesar do nome, sou capitalista"
My sides.
Jonathan Powell
I think Globo still blocks videos for people living outside Bananastan.
Also
>diadora
The citadel of Vasco
Carter Gray
Based. He’s gonna make it