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Doing it for free edition

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>tfw you and your girlfriend roleplay and one of your characters is a guy who can morph into a shark when he gets into salt water, and one of her characters is a calico cat who is in an anthropomorphic state (aka walks on two feet, talks like a human, but looks like a cat. ears, tail, face, fur, et cetera) and she's a single mom to an 8 year old and the shark and cat are starting to fall in love with eachother and eventually he's going to be the little cat's new dad.

*yawn*
Another early thread

Are they looks-matched?

>first day of communications class
>have to do a speed dating simulation
>run out of the class, crying
>drop the class
>lose my financial aid
>dropped out of school

his smile is crooked kinda like mine

any communist man in

why did the thread get nuked?

Janny's hotpocket must've been cold when he took it outta the microwave

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
janjan doesnt like bird cocks

the last one 404'd

Motherfucker I'm 6'0 335 pounds of nigger beating glory. I will make Scarface look like a fairy tale if I ever find your ass. Half of these so called Bama fans in this thread are insecure SEC east fans anyway, but back to you. Have you even played a down of competitive football in your life? Were you ever an athlete in your existence. I doubt it! You probably make LeX look like a fucking god. You homely fucking ass nigger. Go fucking Kill yourself

>This thread has been pruned or deleted

Guys we have got to get the fuck out of here
quit being such faggots and do something

It is fashionable to suggest that cyberspace is some island of the blessed where people are free to indulge and express their individuality. This is not true. I have seen many people spill out their emotions their guts online; and I did so myself until I started to see that I had commodified myself.

Commodification means that you turn something into a product which has a money value. In the 19th century, commodities were made in factories by workers who were mostly exploited. But I created my interior thoughts as commodities, for the corporations that owned the website that I was posting to. Like Compuserve or AOL. This commodity was then sold on to other consumer entities as entertainment.

On Facebook and Twitter, you are performing to attract people you are dancing emotionally, on a platform made by a large corporation. Peoples feelings bounce back and forth pleased Stakhanovites, ignoring and denying the system of potential. This is the driving belief of our time: that me and what I feel day by day is the natural centre of the world. Far from revealing that this is an ideology and that there are other ways of looking at human society what Twitter and Facebook do is reinforce the suspicion that this is the natural way to be.

Cyberspace is a black hole, it absorbs energy and personality, and then repackages it as an emotional spectacle. It is done by businesses who commodify human interaction and emotion, and we are getting lost in the spectacle.

I was smoking weed with some basketball americans and after we finished smoking we went to the light rail stop and there was this guy with his phone out there
so basically it was just our little group and this guy all by ourselves at the station, one of the guys I was with was like bruh that's a nice phone
I don't remember much of the conversation after that but the guy ended up drawing a knife and saying he was gonna call the cops as he slowly walked away
I was just like dude what the whole time, eventually took the bus home and forgot all about it

we're all gonna make it buds don't worry, you'll get that gf you always wanted (unless you're a fag)

>queue gookmoot telling mods not to delet /cum/ threads and vapemans

i shun women because i dont want them to feel my pain of loving a dashing rebel such as myself

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>tfw your housemate walks in on you wanking furiously to stolen naked photos of her and her sister
>tfw you had her bra round your neck choking you

Sitting in a park because she called her policeman father so I guess I'm evicted/legal ramifications. Didn't even know where to post this

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

i thought i had this pasta filtered

White skin = rich and beauty

Dark skin = poor and ugly

That's how it is for every culture in the world

mosquito bit me leg

when I catch the spider that's been biing me in my sleep he's gonna get it

good story

spiders are bro-tier

don't be mean to animals

i was under the impression that two men making love was a form of degeneracy

Stinkbug refugees were hiding in my house yesterday. Good thing they're passive beings and I was able to just scoop them into a cup and put them outside.

doubtful
look at this beautiful brown woman and be convinced otherwise

you were mistaken

Depending on his age and how long he's been married and even his experience with women when a teen he may feel frustrated with the whole
notion of what he sees with the average of todays women. Remember men's minds are influanced by the media too.

Men will tend to withdraw and try to recoup when they are embroiled in
strife. It's how they sort things out for themselves as they have been traditionally taught to do as "men". It leaves them with a vunerability to
the heartless bitches who would seek to alienate her foe's whether they be men or women. The men will tend to withdraw and internalize when in such situations and some women are shrewd enough to capitalize on that. It often, however, raises the brows of other women who witness it. So often we hear about bruitish men oppressing women but men don't own the franchise of brutalizing others.

I've withdrawn myself in the past and seen lots of other guys do it. I've worked with older men who have done it after the third divorce. They had worked hard while living single to have the good life and only dated for sex and companionship while making it known they were solitary.

knew you were a faggot

Supernatural isn't very cancerous anymore.

im not gay
i have a gf
where's your gf

THERE'S ONLY ONE TYPE OF GIRL ON MY MIND
SHE'S ALWAYS ON MY MIND
WHEN I LEAVE MY HOUSE AND I SEE THEM OUSTIDE
THEY'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

i will never have a gf

i haven't watched the new season
crowley dying was a mistake

I want an ohio gf

Do you love your gf?

that's a bit gay

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew,and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again

yeah
why

>quit smoking
>get hit by drunk driver
>die

>tfw so constantly self aware you'll never ever be able to enjoy life
>nuttin but hackneyed trite platitudes

im unlikable

my buds and I were fucking around in Northwest Ohio for the day because my other bud and his gf were at a Tigers game in Detroit. We drove around through Toledo and the northern shore and saw a lot of qt Ohio grills, they were really nice to us too

Feel uncomfortably warm right now

After all is said and done I place a gentle, yet passionate kiss on your ear as I reach through your embrace. Your breasts are like wet clay, conforming to the shape of my hands perfectly as my fingers begin to tenderly massage your gel-like mammaries.

im unlikable but people seem to like me anyway
maybe I'm just too good at faking it

If I were to visit Canada where should I visit? Not looking for anything specific just want to see it for what it is.

>Northwest Ohio
Why? what the fuck is in the northwest. the answer is only farmland

fuck you you cum guzzling nigger fuck. Go crawl inside a fucking cunt and get fucked by a pack of wild fucking bears, fucking retarded piece of fucking corporate shit. Your fucking worthless, if your entire being was broken down to a molecular level and than fired through a particle accelerator they would discover a new particle - and they would call it the fucking worthless piece of shit particle. you're not funny with your copypastas, you're not funny with your smug reaction images, just drop dead. you're seriously whats killing /cum/ along with retarded tripfags (assuming you're not one of them)

The irony is nearly palpable, an intangible idea given tangible form by the sheer strength of conviction behind such a wrongheaded and thesaurus-aided series of statements, much like the concept of a "tulpa" disseminated by the Buddhists of the Orient. However, what you haven't accounted for is the fact that your failing intellect cannot hope to formulate capable retorts when faced with someone who is not intimidated by your affected sesquipedalian nature; Lacking an actual as opposed to perceived, and self-declared point, you resort to polysyllabic strings of drivel expressing ideas a mind the size of an infant, nay, a shrew, would be more typically expected to invent.

In short, you should re-evaluate who you choose to argue with and research their tendencies beforehand; You are far from the most verbose individual in this forum and your skill in debate is only less lacking than that of an illiterate mute.

Pretty much just like my area, but we went around Port Clinton/Reno beach too. Sandusky was honestly the most comfy town we went to though

what's with all the walls of text itt

Go fucking, get the hell out of my thread, and thank you for reading but there is no way in hell I would WISH for my thread to become popular because of this crap. There is no way in HELL I would ever ask ANYONE to ever come into a thread with THIS MANY IDIOTS doing this much BULLSHIT, ever. Ever. EVER. I have never been in a thread where so many MORONS came in and did so much stupid shit as this thread right now. So, I'm so glad that you guys are here and I have a record of it, so I can turn this over to ANYBODY with a brain and go "Don't EVER pander to this crap" because you guys are miserable fucking wastes of life and I am horrified that this is what I'm posting to right now. So thank you, goodnight and I don't give a FUCK what you guys think of me. This is a horrifying end to a day that started really well. I have nothing good to say about this thread, I have nothing good to say about the amount of posters I have, I have nothing good to say about anything about this. Not a thing. Not a single FUCKING thing to say about anything that's happened in this thread tonight.

Autism

What happened to the previous thread guys?

I am ashamed to be a part of anything that has to do with this, AT ALL. You guys OFFEND me on a level that you will NEVER understand. I am ashamed. I am horrified that this is what the human race is. I am ashamed. I am ashamed. Terrified. Scared, by what this is all coming out to be. You are all terrible people and you don't deserve anything that you have. And this is a shameful display of what's going on and I am offended by EVERYTHING that I've seen in this thread tonight. EVERYTHING. If half of you even thought about what you were typing, you would be ashamed of what you were typing but you don't even think about what you're saying, you just type it. Seriously do you guys even think about what you're saying? EVER? No you don't. So seriously, get out of my thread, find something to do with your life. Otherwise, seriously, give me a fucking break. I've got nothing else to say to you guys. That's why I've been holding my tongue for almost an hour now because I have nothing to say to you people. You guys have made me never want to post again and I am shamed, ASHAMED to have ever wanted to do anything on this website, on the internet, AT ALL. You guys are awful people and I want nothing to do with you. So I'm going to continue to play, but fuck you all. That's all I have to say.

janny got mad for some reason

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Right

Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not Sup Forums "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism.

salon.com/2017/10/24/sanders-betrays-democrats-announces-reelection-run-as-an-independent/

How DARE he betray the Democrats

Disgraceful

I think that's enough /cum/ for a couple of hours

This is my gimmick, bud. Find your own general.

Proud of Bernie. It takes guts to stand up to those tyrants

I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

interesting

this
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

I think the janitor was French

this gimmick of harassing me is a bad gimmick

let me level with you here, before I head out for the pub as my original intentions so demanded.

i know you think this is all a big joke. you're a brave little soldier who's here to prove yourself correct and me false. you're well spoken, inellectually superior to ninety percent of the users here, and it's rather obvious. unfortunately, your greatest weakness is that you revel in your own stink, believing your own bullshit and crafting new ways to impress yourself. this is your downfall, much like my own is my gigantic cock. it's a hindrance more than you can know.

if i led you to doing my ritual, bide your time, you pretentious little shit. there's a reason it says you can just stop anytime you feel like it, even though the rest of it is so very precise. because what you've done is unstoppable. it's not necessary you believe.

you will believe. you will witness. you will beg for mercy as the rest who have tried it will. you'll discover all sorts of wonderful things about your own cowardice and avarice.

you'll give me anything i want to save you then.

mark my words. you don't have to believe now. all in good time.

What do you want to see? Nature? Cities?

BC is an all around great place for both. Taking a train through the rockies is a must, and Victoria is a beautiful city that maintains it's colonial european charm

how do i get a job

Hey user, user here. Can you please shut the fuck up and stop drawing attention and trying to create drama? I am that
person that despises every waifufag out there and I feel sorry for them that they have no dignity here left. Here you
are posting your pictures of an alien waifu with memes and bugeyes. I suppose you shut the fuck up, you little piece
of shit. You're an autist yourself. "I must use a trip and memes or else people will not recognize me". Stop this
bullshit, I hope you all will stop this kind of shit so we can go into a golden age.
This shitposting needs to stop. If you guys, all of you that posts this meme waifu shit just because you want
recognition. Make yourself a fucking blog. Just cause it's a meme doesn't mean we need to talk about it 24/7, ending
every thread in a thread we've seen all before. Every thread ends up in the same circlejerked cumstain.

*joins*

Fill out an application

There are two Wizardtits. I've apparently become so powerful I've split into two entities. One focuses on getting out of the house, the other on banging hookers, bulldozing lines, and playing around with dark magics.

The second one went to this rave when that whole stupid thing was happening. Took some X and shoved it up his butthole because he was told it was way cooler than sticking it in his mouthhole. So he's flying around all sweaty and wanting his back massaged, listening to shitty house and trance on blown out speakers, when he sees this out of place bitch across the way. Wearing all black. Eye of Horus make-up. T-Shirt that says "I Fuck Like I Fight." So Wizardtits the second wants some of that action, right?

Thing is, this bitch new shit she shouldn't. Real deal sort of bitch, even though she looked like she watched the craft every night while finger-wiggling her pooter. She starts telling Wizardtits the Sequel all about his past life, that one time his uncle did that thing, and all sorts of deep dark shit. She says she'll let Wizardtits the Lesser (not to be confused with Wizardtits the Elder, who focuses on just getting his ass out the front door) run it under the tap and get his scepter wet, if he'll help her summon some thing-beast he's never fucking heard of. X'ed out Wizardtits II wants to get X rated, so he agrees.

>we do not make chauvinist remark-
lost
what a bunch of cucks

We got a chapter here now too. Pretty based.

wow. after all this you still continue it amazes me how a simple comment can turn into a bloodbath and i admit amuses me. defending an idea its called being human trying to smash one though its called being a barbaric asshole. and for the record: i am clever skilled and experienced to come up with an idea like that you know how? because i just did.

any pics of it

>just found out that she has a boyfriend

Is there literally a worse feel than this?

im about to go back to alcoholism

yes

I've known over two hundred faggots and that's always how it starts. They think a man's ass is nice, feel uncomfortable for a brief time about it then decide it just means they're comfortable with their sexuality. Then they start noticing more guys with nice asses, then progress to fucking other guys in the ass, all while claiming they're straight and just reaaaally comfortable. Then one day they meet up with some guy from craigslist and get fucked in the ass and suddenly they're cumslut fuckboys and never lay eyes on a woman again.

If you're statistically average you think you're comfortable with your sexuality but you're actually hiding from your real sexuality.

Thought I'd check a few cities first. Since I'm aiming for an urban planning degree of some sort I wanted to check out your transportation and city life. However I just wanted to know what destinations would be good to visit and what would be nice to do there.

>Is there literally a worse feel than this?
when she gives you a chance, then realizes she made a horrible mistake and goes back to her bf

>just found out
(You) had it coming

Don't do it bud

You know what, never mind.

You can't post anything on this site without some angst-ridden future mental patient shitting the bed and then throwing a fit.

Contrarianism has become a way of life for you little faggots. It's not that somebody is saying something that you believe is actually incorrect, it's that they asserted anything at all. It is the simple act of witnessing somebody else say something with any measure of authority, confidence, or conviction that causes your fucked up pea-sized brains to flip into DEFCON 1.

It has nothing to do with the content. It is entirely linked to the fact that another person demonstrated that they have enough of an ego to post about something that you believe yourself to be familiar with. That's the trigger. Seeing another person daring to communicate, is what sets you off. That's what is offensive to you. Fuck, that is just astounding.

It really is amazing, and one day in the far future, I truly believe that a full archive of /cum/ will be studied by researchers and students when they are looking into causes for the great decline of western civilization in the early 21st century.

what's ur halloween costume /cum/?

I'm being John Smith and my gf is being Pocahontas

If you define feel good as, it feels good more mentally than anything physical. It makes my brain cum before anything because I felt like the fucking man. Primal. Not one chick wanting your dick bad but two at the same time, while they are also into each other because girls are sluts. Women are put on this earth to get fucked otherwise they would be men. We over complicate things with emotions but when it comes down to it, a women loves a hard cock. It's a sign of being able to make children. She wants your cum, they want your cum. It's a sign that your a real man that hits them subconsciously right in the vagina. I've had 4 3somes in my day, and 2 times it was with the same 2 chicks. That was quite a years back though. I cant pull ass like that anymore I dont think. Too old. Maybe.

My hair is longer now so I was go as one of the guys from the Outsiders