Tom Brady's hand, fuck

Tom Brady's hand, fuck

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Wait, is that really his hand?

that will not hold up

try jerking off

Why doesn't he use moisturiser?

No, this is his hand

this is my foot

it's on twitter

brady only got 4 stitches

looks like a football.

They're just trying to make it sound ok - check the filename, silly

>>Brady has turned himself into a football in order to win.

when they lose, he's gonna be the deflated one

That's 6 stitches not 4 dum dum

Thats a centipede

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Patriots insider here heres an actual pic

That's a pretty shitty suture job.

American healthcare lmao

LACES OUT TOM

I had a co-worker who fucked up his arm like this last week on a wire rack we have at work. He scraped off the top layer of his skin just like this. near same pattern and all.

gore thread?

ayyyy

How is he supposed to catch footballs now?

he can't deflate balls and playing at 100 percent vs the Jags isn't fair. He's just handicapping himself for the league. Say thank you!

Remember to moisturize, lads. Healthy skin is strong skin.

>using moisturizer
you gonna tell me to defoliate next, faggo?

kek

>not enough fingers for six rings

Well played

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I have a bet on the Pats and this kind of scares me

If his stitches open it'll be a bloody mess and he'll have to come out

serves you right for corrupting the sanctity of sport, i hope you lose everything, and everyone you've ever known stops talking to you.

>implying a few hand stiches will make a difference
Brady could've had both his hands amputated and Jacksonville still wouldn't have a chance to win.

The third part of your sentence is pretty much already true

No, I'm gonna tell you to exfoliate, lad.

fake.he'll be fine. pats will win the owl. nothing to see here. move along.

My suturing is fine. American here.

there's literally nothing wrong with that suture job you psycho. it's supposed to look messy. i've had hundreds of stitches in my lifetime.

>If his stitches open it'll be a bloody mess and he'll have to come out

Hence why he's wearing a red glove... I agree though if it does open up, it will bleed like crazy. The centripetal force of throwing movements will drive blood to the hand. If they're desperate, they may try to cauterize and dermabond it during the game.

>there's literally nothing wrong with that suture job you psycho. it's supposed to look messy. i've had hundreds of stitches in my lifetime.

Having had sutures done doesn't mean you know shit, which apparently you don't...

Those sutures were probably done by some moron nurse practitioner. They're way too tight, unevenly spaced, and too closely spaced at that in most of them. The wound edges are supposed to be simply and gently "apposed," not forced together like frankenstein stitches. The person doing it has to take into account the wound swelling and contracture processes that will tighten the sutures even more in the 1-3 days AFTER they are placed. Lacerations need plenty of room and freedom from pressure to heal properly- when sutures are too tight and the edges are pushed together to forcefully, there will be local ischemia and necrosis and the sutures themselves will leave railroad track type scars as in the OP's pic which appears to be day 3-4 of healing.

It's worse than that I'm afraid. Here's the real picture.

>defoliate

kek
You fucking illiterate.

Yeah, make like a tree and leaf...

fake
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That's what my asshole looked like after my first week in prison

oh no...
i believe you. are you okay?

20 seconds in and I'm already losing my shit. Best podcast ever.

what kind of poverty stitching is that? looks like he did it himself

>american healthcare

nice try, your foot is brown and furry

Has CWC done anything crazy recently?

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no scars on me. shut the fuck up faggot, you don't know shit.

>Tom Brady got stitches from a nurse practitioner

Are you retarded or just autistic?

But it's called football, who cares about his hand

>Tom Brady's hand, fuck

bullshit, my friend working galette stadium he say tom hand REMOVE surgicly and replace with POSTHESIS ANDROID HAND to explain glove

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