Hey guys it's yo God, how's everything doing down there?

Hey guys it's yo God, how's everything doing down there?

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you don't know?

Eat shit

bro you fucked up somewhere. There's liberals everywhere trying to ruin everything.

Why did u create niggers

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Do you watch me jerk off

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Hey god it's me uh, satan it's going pretty average down here

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Stop the rp now Kike

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Getting better for now

Slice your neck libtard ( AUDIBLE KEK)

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god please take away my eating disorder

sucks I need a redo with different parents

Hey im old enough for cigarettes too by now. Go on a second trip and get me a pack this time

>"Auidble Kek"
Jesus are you one of those autist that write each raction?
>Said in retard

look man. all i'm gonna say is don't look down. you fucked up and it's on us. we've gotta pick up the pieces.
your message was misconstrued by the tower of babel. you pushed us away. if you're not going to help. don't look down on us. we're looking up.

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terrible, my cat died today and everything sucks and I want to fucking die

*pulls out a knife*
What the fuck did you just say to me? You dont want to mess with me. I have two personalities. Nicest guy you'll ever meet *smiles genuinely* and twisted fucking psychopath... *licks the edge of the knife while grinning like a dangerous maniac*

Jesus are you one of those autistic who respond to rhetorical posts

>said in niggertits

*hugs*

good, thamk

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You oughta know, niggerfaggot

Please give me they lottery

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

Pretty good God, how are you?

we fucked up, take me home.

Pics or didn’t happen nigger

"Your" people are at it again. Stop leaving us to deal with your shit.

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why do I exist I hate life

doin your mom doin doin your mom

Hit the reset button already