*inhales*
*inhales*
Battery chuckers BTFO
This is a very reddit thing of reddits team to do
>what do you do for a living?
>I lube street posts
Jokes on them, now i'm just gonna spend all day licking poles.
just like your mom lol
How will user ever recover?
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this was a good post. even though it's samefag.
>mfw he picked up the wrong bucket
no it's not
>Poladelphia
Amerilards will just lick the Crisco off the poles
can someone explain why their doing this?
bring out a gallon of acetone to wipe it off
Shouldn't they be installing those metal cages outside stores to prevent mass looting when they lose?
Or does the entire city already have them
the city of philadelphia is famous for its misbehaving sports fans. they get drunk and climb light poles. greasing the poles makes climbing light poles much more difficult.
The absolute state of Shitadelphia
yea we already have that
Remember, Philadelphia is the city that actually banned bulletproof glass in storefronts because it's considered racist. They probably don't have the cages anymore either.
*they're
certain parts of the city already have them
People who live in philly are all literal faggots who like shoving stuff up their butts, the lube on the poles makes it easier for them.
that's only in the Gayborhood
Technically, it's up to the state liquor control board to accept the city ruling or come up with an alternative by 2021. Either way, it was proposed and supported by the black city council members because they believe liquor stores are the reason inner city blackfolk are poor and involved with drugs. Whatever, the asian shop owners will move out and they'll complain again that there is no place to get food since grocery stores moved out of their neighborhoods a long time ago.
It makes the poles 56% more slippery so it discourages fans from climbing.
Oh no those poor chinks that open up businesses in the heart of the ghetto