Secrets thread. Post em

Secrets thread. Post em

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I once jerked off and wiped my semen on my cousins hand. Being 13, i was absolutely retarded

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I committed the White Castle murders back in '88.

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I made some kraft mac and cheese with my cum in it, and fed it to my mom when I was a teen

Once when I was 15 and on vacation I stole a bunch of booze from my aunt and my cousin and I drank. Long story short we exchanged blowjobs and I let him fuck my ass til he came. Not my proudest moment.

Goals.

When I was 16 I took 40 loratab 10s
To kill myself.
I was asleep for 2 days and just got super sick.
My mom just thought I was tired.

I tried years later when I was about 22
I stepped onto a highway , car swerved and scraped a barrier ... I ran lmao

Haven't tried since , don't feel like it anymore

Your cousin sounds like a fag

Quite.

Here's a summary of my life
>be born
>mom teaches me nothing in life
>older brother treats me like dirt most of my life
>grow up on cartoons and videogames, develop no other hobbies (stopped watching cartoons some time in high school, stuck only to videogames)
>have few close friends up until 5th grade
>parents divorce while in 5th grade
>change schools, no friends until 8th grade
>at this point I'm weird as fuck and a mute, no clue why people befriend me
>from 8th grade and on, have best friend and I become more social. Still weird
>after graduating high school, older brother stops being a prick
>age 20, realize I'm naive and stupid, fall into depression
>attempt living in Japan for 6 months because I have family-friends there
>too stupid to learn the language, sent back to USA
>good genetics (6ft tall, hazel eyes, decent looking, but skinny as fuck because no exercize)
>beyond depressed because I'm wasted potential and will most likely never get married or become wealthy
Current day
>age 24
>got really into smoking pot out of cartridges because it saves me from depression
>pot fucks with my brain, face is stuck in a permanent frown, can't unfreeze face unless I purposely smile
>quit job because it hurts my soul to talk to customers daily while I'm defective, and everyone's weirded out by my face (no one says it, but everyone knows it. Most people wipe their mouth or make a weird facial expression when talking to me)
>currently seeing a therapist and soon a doctor
>broke as fuck cuz I've been jobless for months
>hobbies are lay in bed and hide from the world or play videogames
>most likely wont suicide
>living a complete nightmare.
The frown is ruining my life. Friends and family all know about it, but no one has mentioned it. Any advice is welcome. Ask me anything.

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I should add that i quit smoking like 2 months ago

i popped Percocet pain pills when i never had a prescription, then fucked my cus' in Virgina
(no im not white0)
(yes, we were both boys)

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Fapped whilst smelling my wife’s knickers. When finished, discovered they were actually my daughters

My first sexual experience was a gang bang of a 13 year old girl when I was 16 at a technology camp.

It was super awkward.

And she tried to kill her self the next night.

Be me. 1996. Return videotape of Braveheart to Blockbuster without rewinding it. Today drink heavily to help esse the guilt gnawing away at me.

did she ask for more? did she tell you it was disgusting and don't ever give her that again? details, man

Stop focusing on all the things that have led you to your current position in life and look in a new direction, and be happy my friend

I am a hardcore occultist, but no one who knows me would even think of that.

so probably rape then?

noice

I asked a guy to look into something they were already looking into anyway and now everybody is making a super huge deal about it just because I even released transcripts showing that I didn't do anything wrong! This is just another WITCH HUNT! SAD!

I impregnated a girl and cut off all contact with her

Oh no she was willing it was a truth or dare game that went to the extreme. It was her idea. I guess what happened was she was raped a year before, and the gangbang must have triggered some memories

Whilst in Afghanistan I got lumped with sentry duty, sat in a concrete tower facing out into a hundred miles of sand.
We had a desk thing to sit at and the previous people had cut out women from porn mags and glued them to every inch of the table.
I beat my meat like an Irish wife twice before my hour shift was over. Good times.

Wife opened up to me about when she got raped in Cuba as a 17 year old. Her story got me hard and I have fapped to it several times since

I once 'tricked' a friend of my wife to come over while my wife was out on waaaay to much ambien, and she violated her while I recorded it on a hidden cam. Was fucking hot. No I dont have the video anymore, sadly.

You have been visited by the Free Psychic. I foresee that you will be hearing the words "back child support" at some point in your future.

I'm a kissless virgin but I act like I get pussy all the time and am really good at getting away with it.

noice

Soooo.... you should be just bypassing the stupid lies and get pussy? Or am I just crazy?

Well at least there is that. Great job, user

Be careful you don’t start to believe your own lies.
Also sex is only important to those who have nothing else going for them.

mine used to take a bunch of lorazepem and i almost did this a few times. super into that kink

Checked

i liked my husband better when he was on heroin. he just sat there like a doll.

It was awkward as fuck it was 5 of us guys and just the one chick. We had trouble getting hard around her, it was just a sloppy mess. And I was the last to fuck her soooo yaaa...

I run a fast food restaurant. I could have moved on years ago but I stick around because I’ve been fucking my teenage employees.

I'm printing the fact that I am a cock sucker my parents both understand as well as all of my siblings and countless family members

I have a razor all I gotta do is make the committed cut longways on my arm I have a bucket to pool my blood into I'M TOO FUCKING KIND

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So true. Notice the only goal in life is to get laid. All actions are calculated with hope of getting laid. Those who get laid don't even give a fuck and barely have to try but enjoy it naturally

I am the guy that posts the "On parole for being black thread" everyday of the week.

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you and every other person in your position who isnt retarded. its a super common thing in the industry

I honestly loved fucking her ambiened up. She was super freaky. screaming 'DADDY! FUCK MY LITTLE PUSSY' etc. plus she'd do anything. Mind you, she'd do anything anyways, but was a bit more, unrestrained. like she loved suckin cock, but wouldnt swallow... unless ambien was there. I got the idea mainly cuz her and this friend had obviously did some things at her friends house, and Im evil.

True. But the frown thing... im kind of fucked for life. Unless i can get some brain therapy

Hows parole?

steamy, frankly good Sir

My ex birthed a child at our home and I took a dump then urinated on it before posting the video to the internet

I committed the Burger King murders back in '88.

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Well at least I’m not alone.

I don't know, I am not really him.

What

hahaha you liar liar pants are fagger you fag liar

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Oh.
Oh shit

I'm unsure about this type of thing but it could be that you are permanently in a tense state. I predict this frown will go away by itself over time as you look in better directions

Explain. Got any specific stories to share?

My first date with my current gf I failed out of poo in the lou and everything turned out better than expected

I like womens of my same age

yea id like to try ambien instead. the loraz turned mine into an unresponsive doll basically. got to do loads of shit that crossed the line. used to let the dog clean her up after i nutted in her.

disgusting

I spy on my sister when she's getting in and out of the shower. I've seen her tits, ass and pussy and fap to the pics and videos on a regular basis. I still need to get a spread eagle somehow, I dream of the day her ex releases her nudes. Cute shaved innie.
I also have spied on my mom getting out of the shower. Same deal as above but she's an outie.
I take candids of my sister on a regular basis. Cameltoes, leggings, downblouses, etc.

When I was around 14, my sister and I used to do sleepovers with some cousins. Female cousin was my age and male was my sister's.
We'd all sleep in a tent playing pretend camping and in more than one occasion, I'd kiss my female cousin on the lips, grope her ass, or take out my dick and jerk it until I came on her ass.
I think she knew, but has never said anything.

Also, recently, I've sent tributes and dick pics to that same cousin's Instagram to get her nudes but haven't been successful.

Yeah, I'm fucked up.

The other day a felt on overwhelming sense of sadness brought on by nothing, I wanted to take my own life and thinking about calling someone to ask for help was emotionally upsetting to me. It was only when I pictured and planned out how I would do it that it relaxed me and relieved how upset I was.

I’ve gotten really good at getting some of my teenage employees to want to sleep with me. Mostly by playing the caring friend role. I’ve taken about a dozen virginities and slept with over 100 of them over the last ten years

i jerk off with customers panties

Alabama teacher Brandy Cameron leaked nudes

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So the whole thing probably lasted what 5 minutes for everyone

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Being into this kind of fetish.

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Uh that would be a tricky one
>SiL gets dumped
>moves back from out of state
>stays with us for two weeks
>one mopey Friday I get the idea to do a bar crawl
>wife agrees
>go to bars, they get absolutely wasted
>go back home, wife ditches me right away and says good night; she bolts right to bed
>have to help a completely wasted SIL to bed in the guest room
>get her in the back and she’s just mumbling compliments
>give her a glass of water leave to go clean up
>come back to check on her half stripped down
>out cold
>she’s wearing these sheer white panties can see her incredible perfect slit
>couldn’t resist
>that night I left a fat cream pie in her
>mfw I fucked my wife right after

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Any pics? Describe your favorite interaction with one of your employees.

He wishes. At best probably once.

what are you on about you angsty incel

Welllllll if hypothetically I were to have received pictures they would have been from someone underage.

My favorite interaction.. that’s really tough to pick.

One would be this cute 15 year old she has the most amazing moan I’ve ever heard. It was this humm that went from high to low pitch. It’s hard to describe but I nearly blew my load instantly the first time I heard it.

>be me
>10+ years ago going into junior high
>have to get a physical to play sports
>nervous as fuck
>go into office with dad
>doctor explains to me barney style why it must be done before playing sports
>asks dad to leave office while she does it
>she further explains to me what she's gonna do
>notices mr sweating and shaking
>finally tells me to drop my pants
>she notices me rock solid 2 inch tween peen
>"I understand why you're so nervous now user"
>literally uses her fingers to jerk my 2 inch peen
>cum instantly
>be me mid 20s
Still think about it till this day shes the only woman to have seen and or touched my peen

1) I moved to a new city to make life easier on my then fiance now wife. We were planning on leaving once I finished grad school but now my wife wants to stay here. I hate it here. Nice enough place but have no friends and no jobs that I'm interested in. But I feel stuck and am underemployed, basically don't do anything. My wife and the baby we have on the way is keeping me going.

2) I went to a physical therapist for my back and my PY was super cool, super cute, and easy to talk to. Long story short I have developed a crush/obsession with her. Feel pretty disgusted about it and have been trying to quell it. I would never cheat on my wife and know it's not worth it but I am trying to become friends with my PT because I enjoy hanging with her. Bad idea probably but again, I have no friends here and feel alone and she said she was interested in hanging out.

I know it's not that bad and I'm being a faggots but it's nice to get it off my chest, even if just on /b

got discord?

No sorry

>Your cousin sounds like a fag
So does the op

any pics from of age women?

Test

I'm cheating on my girlfriend with her sister.

We're both pretty young (I'm 20 she's 19), but if I broke up with her like I wanted to, her parents have access to good lawyers that would ensure that I would never see my son again. They've said so themselves to my girlfriend. I know she's happy, but I'm not. If I bring up the smallest thing to her she finds some way to shift the blame onto me or come up with some lame excuse. She cannot take responsibility. One time I brought up a reasonable complaint and when she kept interrupting I asked her to please stop, and to listen to my side. She literally replied with, "No, because you're not listening to MY side!".

Like what? I was talking FIRST! She literally got mad at me for not listening to her interupptions when I wasn't even done with what I was saying!

Whenever I've respectfully and politely brought up the fact that she's not listening to me when she interrupts, she always says, "I DO listen, my brain just does it so fast that I already know my reply." Oh yeah, sure! So you're brain can magically tell what I was going to say before you interrupted me? Yeah right.

Will continue...

Part 2

It's just plain comical when I make the point that there was no way she could know what I'm gonna say next, to which she'll respond with, "Oh, I thought you were finished." Bullshit. Bull fucking shit. How the fuck can you think someone is finished when THEY'RE MIDSENTENCE?!

When I tell her that I was literally midsentence she will do one of 2 things:

1: Gaslight me. She'll literally claim that I was done, and was not midsentence.

2: Give a bullshit excuse, most often times it's, "Oh I just didn't hear you."

I hate her so much. Zero responsibility, nothing can ever be her fault.

Only issue is that even if I did get some custody, like maybe weekends, my son would end up hating me because her parents openly talk shit about me around her. They even do it around my son, I know he's a baby but still. She never stands up to them, and actively defends them whenever I tell her they need to stop saying, "They're just being parents!". God I feel so trapped.

I was FWBs with her sister before I started dating my GF. One night she came to help my girlfriend dye her hair an exotic color for the first time. Then while my GF was in the shower, we kind of connected, one thing led to another, and bam.

I know I'll leave her eventually, but until then, I'm stuck in this mess. Luckily her sister provides better sex, and is much better emotionally.

When I was out drinking with friends, I couldn't find them at a club and an older guy, around 40 started chatting to me and bought me a drink. I was 20 at the time and he was drunk. He said he wanted to cum in my mouth and I was pretty shocked. I had thought about downloading grindr but i never went through with it. I confessed to him that I was tempted and that I liked older guys and cock's with foreskin. He told me he was uncut and i followed him out of the club, leaving my friends inside. We went across the road and a few meters in to the first alley. He got his cock out and i jerked him off until he got hard. I got on my knees and starting sucking on his tip. People were walking past the alleyway but we were in the dark. After a minute or so, he whispered to keep my mouth open wide and then he held my head and starting using my mouth for about 5 minutes until his cum finally filled my mouth. I went back to the club but couldn't find my friends so I started walking home. I was still really horny and enjoyed having my mouth used but i never told him that. I was passing through a park near my house when i saw a guy on his own, i asked him if i could blow him but he said no so i quickly left. I heard a group of teenagers and saw them in the dark on a park bench. I walked up to them and asked them if i could swallow their cum and they all looked at each other and then one said yes and got his cock out. There was 4 of them and they were all roughly my age. I was on my knees straight away and once he cum in my mouth, i moved on to his friend. Two of them lay on the grass and let me take my time but the others stood up and just used my mouth and held my head, thrusting in to me. Luckily, 3 of them were uncut. I followed them back to one of their houses and they told me to get naked. I sucked their cocks another two times each over the next few hours. the last time i was in a taxi, the black driver let me blow him while he was driving.

When I was in 7th grade, my friends and me were walking to my house in a group of maybe 6 or 7. We live in a rural town, population under 1,000 so no one lived further than half a mile from each other.

Anyway, the road to my house is a popular highway for the area so there's usually garbage in and around the ditches. It's rarely anything other than shit you can buy at a general store, but on that day I noticed a polaroid on the ground facing down. When I picked it up and flipped it over, I was greeted with one of the best discoveries of all time.

If I remember correctly, I freaked out in excitement and autistically ran around in circles saying "no fucking way" until my friends calmed me down and were able to get a look at it.

It was a polaroid picture of a 50-60 year old man. He looked like an old school trucker or steriotypical Hollywood redneck. He was sporting a well established thick white moustache and an old school set of prescription pedo looking glasses. The part that made me freak out was the fact that he was lying on his left side in a very large bed, dressed in skimpy black laced women's lengerie, bright red lipstick smeared lazily on and around his mouth and was shoving one of those giant veiny dildos halfway up his asshole.

After we all freaked out, we eventually decided to make copies of it and we left them all over town and the neighboring areas for monrhs. We became gods. That polaroid was in my possession until my brother moved out and I took over his room. Completly forgot I had it hidden in my own sock drawer. It had lost the humor and I didn't want to get caught holding onto it for obvious reasons, so I burned it.

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I wish I was a woman but I'm too afraid to transition into one. I have a good life with a lot of things going for me, but I feel like everything would start to unravel if I came out as transgender. Things would be so much better if were born as a girl, but I don't want to transition and after doing so, not even pass consistently. Guess I'll just stick to being a femboy :(

same thing only I was only a half chub and I didn't cum, but she jerked it a good 2 or 3 times and looked to the side all guilty

my gf and i took adderol tonight. she always acts annoyed that it works way better for me. she doesnt know that i intentionally stay super hydrated the whole time and drink my piss the first half of the night. 30-40% of amphetamine is pissed out unchanged. she knows about the general idea as ive joked about it before, and we have fooled around with piss play several times, but she would never swallow it. even for drugs lol. she just went and filled my half emty pee cup with water and drank from it. i guess she didnt notice since im so well hydrated and she had just smoked. gotta say im pretty hard rn.

it's spelled adderall you dumb junkie

maybe lay off the piss a little

A really pretty woman I know suffers from endrometriosis. her husband looks like the personification of Shrek. It makes me giggle to think Shrek probably begs her for sex and she has to suffer through the pain and sight of Shrek coming.

I sexually assaulted my best freind in college multiple times. She and i had a very trust based relationship built over years, so about year 4 when the schoolwork got intense she often came to my room ti wirk and she would often fall asleep. Depending on what she was wearing i would finger her, grope her ass, cum on her legs and on very spetial ocations (passed out drunk) rape her. She never found out or at least never mentioned it.

post her vag

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Practice smiling user, think about anything that makes you happy over and over again. Think about something that makes you smile, user

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Put my dick in my cousins ass, and the other way around when we were 4-5

I sucked my friends dick one time becuase I wanted to know what it was like

do they smell similar?! how old is daughter?

Sometimes when I talk to people I see them as the look when they die. It's just like a flash, not like I hallucinate a zombie is infront of me. Sometimes they're older and they look like they're sleeping, other times it's really bloody and quite horrific. I havent told anyone ever because I'm pretty sure people will think I'm crazy.

Started sniffing my GFs daughters panties recently. Smelled so good.
Decided to start filling her clean panties with my cum and I check get drawer every day to see which pair she's wearing.
Gets me so excited knowing my cum is pressed against her pussy.

> Drug her
> Commit Pope Paul II
> ?¿?
> Profit

post sister nudes

Im in a loveless marriage. My wife is a fat manipulative bitch but im much of a faggot to actually try to be happy and get a divorce. I told her my ultimatums and she just doesnt care. there is no sex unless i basically beg and thats only because im so horny a fat pussy is still a pussy.

what do?

yeah man only girls who have been raped agree to a gangbang