bored 18 year old boy. ask me shit
Bored 18 year old boy. ask me shit
Nolan Lewis
Michael Jenkins
are you gay?
Jordan Scott
probably not
Nolan Fisher
OP is a fag?
Austin Gomez
it's a law of nature
Nathaniel Adams
bumping
Owen Campbell
What would you do if you got into Area 51?
Joseph Edwards
steal an alien gf
Easton Perez
what is your age
Robert White
take a wild guess
Isaiah Rogers
when are u gonna kill yourself?
Jace Hernandez
late 20s at least
Chase Nelson
cool, how?
David Campbell
simple gun to the head most likely
Connor Ramirez
good choice!
Ayden Morgan
thanks m8
Kayden Walker
Fettuccini Alfredo, steak, lobster.
What’s your favorite, little slut?
Andrew Garcia
steak
and im not a slut
Ryan Gutierrez
´murican style
Lucas Wilson
Ahem
Do you like Crystal Light as much as I do?
Hudson Hill
i've never heard of Crystal Light before
so im guessing no
unless you really hate crystal light
John Clark
>be OP
>not a slut
wut
Bentley Rogers
Ha. Well said.
No I enjoy Crystal light.
How's your school work coming along?
Made any new friends?
Joshua Cooper
>implying OP has sex
im a virgin
im not in school right now and i havent made new friends in a while
Juan Stewart
Well alright.
Perhaps learning a trade then?
If you haven't made friends lately there are plenty of boards here that will peak your interest I'm sure you'll strike a conversation with someone you liked what you do. Don't mind the salty language people be like that here sometimes.
Kayden Ward
im kinda into programming and tech. maybe i should browse Sup Forums more
Noah Peterson
Are you on NoFap?
Oliver Bailey
You’re a slut, bbygirl. It’s okay. I’d buy you some steak and face fuck you in the alley afterwords. Sounds fun, huh? Little baby.
Owen Gray
I’ll be your friend. Lonely little whore ~
Aaron Martin
That's a good place to start.
Never been there myself but if it's like anywhere else on this board you'll most like gonna get razzed for being new. Pay it no mind though.
Ethan Wilson
nope
these are probably the same guy
i dont get irritated enough at online strangers to get scared away by mean words
Henry Reyes
He will only get scared by being slapped around like a cunt. Mmm mmm mmm.
Owen Bell
>im a virgin
but why? with so many whores available?
Easton Wright
i dont want to deal with whores
and i tend to be shy
Joseph Gomez
It wants to be a trap ~
Just doesn’t know what clothes and make up to wear yet. It’s adorable.
Luis Garcia
Oh good then welcome to Sup Forums.
Have a complimentary skateboard maid.
Also for what its worth I hope that programming thing works out for you.
Hunter Rodriguez
nice try, but OP is always a hungry cock eater
if not, what kind of OP are you?
Is there any way to be OP and not drink gallons of fresh cum like a thirsty dog?
Mason Adams
>skateboard maid
fucking radical
Carson Collins
>Is there any way to be OP and not drink gallons of fresh cum like a thirsty dog?
yes
being a kissless virgin
Robert Wilson
I know right.
Maids taking out the Thrash.
Tyler Miller
why are there so many of these pics?
Carter Gray
Luis Taylor
op as a young lad
Lucas Flores
People enjoy the concept.
Or at least like 5 do. And they are real loud about it.
Isaac Sullivan
but i've never had sex
i do enjoy the concept, and the drawings
Henry Roberts
Ah yes. The Poju.
I'm glad you kids still enjoy the classics
Josiah Williams
Me too
If your having trouble with that just work slow and steady. Try and strike a friendship first. Your gonna have your heart broke a couple times and most likely get embrassed but that's all part of the game.
Also THE GAME.
Jaxson Wilson
Zachary Myers
>kissless virgin
Well, there are many fat neckbeards here who would like to kiss you, dress you like an anime maid and other questionable things, like rough anal sex
not me, i'm not a fag, and not even fat
Robert Martin
thanks for the advice
i would prefer my first kiss to be with someone attractive and female
Colton Bailey
Eh well that may not be the case kid.
How about enjoying the time with the person that wants to spend time with you.
I don't want to sound mean. It's good dream and have goals but keep yourself grounded.
Xavier Murphy
problem is, no one wants to spend time with me. people hardly even pay attention to me at all.
i know my first time might not be with some 10/10 girl. good thing i'm not terribly picky about looks unless the person looks like a cave troll or something
Brandon Long
You own any sex toys?
Adrian Stewart
nope
Grayson Sanchez
rate yourself out of 10
Cameron Lopez
7
Grayson Reed
pics or didnt happen
Chase Watson
i dont have access to a camera. nor would i even post a picture of my face to this site
Chase Foster
you furry?
Christian Lewis
no im not
Josiah Gutierrez
you will be.
Austin Scott
i dont think so
Blake Sanders
What's your life goals, my dude?
Asher Young
i have no idea
Thomas Young
oh, to be young and ignorant again.
Logan Brooks
try your best. the furry pics haven't turned me on yet
Andrew Baker
they aren't supposed to.
Ethan Foster
what's the goal then?
Eli Phillips
the future of humanity. few discuss this openly.
Samuel Clark
scientifically engineered furry people is the future?
Brandon Hill
Lemme give you some advice, from a fiddy year old dude.
1) Don't get married.
2) College/Uni used to be good, but no more. Trades is where is at. Electrician/Plumber/Finish carpenter FTW.
3) Don't get married.
4) Start saving for retirement now. Like, right fucking now. I mean it.
5) Don't get married.
6) Buy land. It's not like they're making any more of the stuff.
7) Don't get married.
8) Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.
9) Did I mention not getting married?
Best of luck. I wish you all the best.
Jacob Green
>this is the future liberals want
Gabriel Scott
thanks, grandpa
Juan Ward
No problem
James Lee
yes
>liberals
oh contraire
Easton Hill
i better kill myself quicker then
Nolan Smith
natural selection. go nuts. we don't need your DNA.
Blake Brooks
imagine the smell
Carter Ortiz
it would smell like a barn
Easton Campbell
besides, it's better than the brown lukewarm IQ jewish muttmonsters in your immediate future.
Jace Nelson
pheremones are actually pretty hard to change. I imageine it would be mostly myrrh, incense and just a slight undertone of feet.
Daniel Smith
on a scale from 1-10, how much would you say you hate niggers?
1 being extremely satisfied with their existence, 10 being extremely dissatisfied.
Cooper Wilson
1
i dont feel much at all when it comes to race
Brody Cook
you will when they take your slot in college emissions, lower your property value, rape, murder and beat up you and your friends and loved ones, throw their garbage on your streets steal your cars, break into your house, steal your shit and actively preach your death and extinction.
Isaac Moore
yeah im sure all of that will happen just as you say, oh great fortune teller
Carter Foster
so, OP likes nigger dick, what a surprise...
Eli Thomas
>implying i ever had sex
Gavin Kelly
You’re still a slut op
Jordan Evans
i am NOT
Jacob Diaz
It’s because you need to dress like a gril
Kevin Roberts
you must not live with a lot of non whites. you'll see if you ever move to where they are. they'll get you. they got me.
Jackson Myers
Truth. Southern California is pretty much Mexico and not in a good way.
Lincoln Jones
Cute little baby
Carson Clark
shut up
Landon Hernandez
give it time, my innocent, communist friend. give it time.
Josiah Young
How do you feel about the new world order?
Anthony Adams
i not a conspiracy theorist so i dont know
Parker Brown
Sassy little thing, I like it.
Think about all the love and affection and attention you’d get if you became a sissy ~
Eli Kelly
why are you trying so hard to turn me gay?
Brayden Adams
You are the chosen one op.