Be eurotard

>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_programming_languages
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse
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We also own space.

Suck it cucks

Europoors BTFO

>Calling Europeans cucks

>Posting that disgusting picture

Fucking cuck.

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>Be French
>get chased by Jeepers Creepers
You can't make this stuff up

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Shit tier non-depleted uranium shell.

In light of the current reset to the "days since last terrorist attack" ... do you guys think they'll use the hashtag: #Nice ?

I can also report this thread

I know youre trolling but 70% of the stuff you mentioned is either thanks to german engineering and or someone elses invention usa just ripped off.

by that reasoning we should all thank the sandmonkeys for algebra that we 'ripped off'?

>USA made functionable.
A lot of those ideas were poorly thought and didn't really work until an american figured out how to do it.

>american proceeds to boast about how good his nation is because he can name a handful of capitalist inventions that have given him material goods

ah yes, goods and services. all that matters in the mind of the typical capitalist.

>go on american website
based in indonesia
>on american invented internet
by german immigrants
>on american invented computer screens
made in china
>won solely by America
top kek

The reason why euros dislike america is because of this attitude. Arrogant while being ignorant at the same time.

A lot of euros are actually grateful the accomplishments and look to America as the epitome of western culture.

It's just the narcissistic "your culture doesn't matter lmoa" attitude that most euros don't like.

Also, do you like fries? Imagine a fast food chain without fries. Yea, you're welcome.

worst attempt at trying to discredit American inventions

You retardeds destroy Europe two times.

Surely every notable mind now realizes that you are now being swallowed by the monster you created, now you people need to think better next time war calls at the doorstep.

We can't have another Dresde, Guernica or another day D in Normandy.

We need Greco-Latinan-Catholic hierarchy ruling in Europe and America.

Do you like pizza? Do you like mac and cheese? You like spaghetti?
Did you know the inventor of the camera was French?
Meaning all your movies wouldn't even be possible. Most instruments are all european inventions, so you can thank us for the music too.

See, we can list inventions too. We just don't feel the need to bring it up every fucking time.

This is why we don't like burgers. "LOOK AT ME! LOOK HOW SPECIAL I AM!"

Yea, yea, we know, you keep reminding us.

and a monkey discovered fire, maybe we should pay homage the apes at the zoo?

what op is trying to point out is that we developed most of the current technology (which you guys use daily) and randomly bash America

So fucking what?
Oh, you invented this thing I use so now I don't get to point out when you fuck up?

Fucking retard.

lol the butthurt is real

>complain about getting bashed by euros
>call the euros butthurt

top kek, burgers are walking jokes

>Be America
>Be the most Jewish nation on earth besides Israel

You are holding us back. You fucked up WWII by winning it for the judendom. NOW LOOK AT US.

And it's all being flushed down the toilet. It's very difficult to see past the present reality and where we are headed

such a sandy vagina hahaha y so mad germany?

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You should have let the germans win the fucking war, fucking morons. Your country is now run by jews and europe is infested by muslims. But you still want us to kiss your feet for "winning". You won a fucking battle, you've lost the fucking war.

GG WP

I think you mean "we", I mean Belgium didn't put much of a fight, but you guys fought them too

>America
>Winning WWII

Don't believe their lies.

>american website
based of japanese imageboard software
>american invented internet
what is a tim berners-lee
>on american invented computer screens
TN effect screens first patented in switzerland
>on american communication satellites
nigger do you even know how the internet works
>drive in american invented automobiles
as if Karl Benz wasn't as german as nun scat porn
>american invented cell phone
ok you got me there
>listen to american music
5/7 of the 250+ million record selling bands are British

6/10 got me to reply

So what you're saying is that unlike Europe, America allows people to get shit done and make world changing innovations?

I'm sorry belgcuck but thats how America rolls, not our fault we breed success

dude you guys got beat by mexico lmao

>tfw the us owns the moon, AND Mars

Oh, now it's "we".

>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America

How conveniant.

You have a point, but this "you should have" crap in hindsight reference to historic events is utter Sup Forums childishness. The America and people of America today are nothing like the America when FDR was in office.

>we import success

FTFY

there's a pretty big shit sandwich, i'd would for you guys to share a bite

Not my fault they don't want to stay in your shitty countries

Are you a Walloon?

DAMN IT I LOVE BEING AMERICAN! FUCKING YES! USA! USA! USA!

>"you should have" crap in hindsight reference to historic events is utter Sup Forums childishness
True

But bringing up the fact that you won wars decades ago and we should be grateful for it, is equally childish.

And saying we can't criticize America because we're on the "American" internet is just retarded.

We're already accommodating you by speaking English. Consider that our "thank you".

America either killed Hitler or did literally nothing in WWII depending on the argument a Euro feels like making at that particular moment

>Walloons
>having internet

top kek

Thought we were all about nationalism here at Sup Forums? What's the pressure guys?

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hmm lets take a look at scottish inventions shall we

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

>basically the entirety of western thought (modern democracy, economics and empiricism (things americans will never get right))
>half the fucking industrial revolution
>the condensing steam engine
>the oil refinery (americans die in sand nigger countries for this)
>the street gas lamp
>the pedal bicycle (not that an american has ever ridden one)
>the first working light bulb (even though americans are brainwashed to believe it was them)
>pneumatic tires and tarmac so you fat fucks can drive your massive 4x4s pollution machines three meters down the driveway to get the mail
>every single aspect of long distance communication like the telephone, the television, the radio, faxes and literally laying the foundation for the internet with transatlantic telegraph cables
>revolutionized modern medicine by inventing penicillin, hypodermic syringes, the general anesthetic (friendly reminder that 55% of circumcisions in america are performed without any form of anesthesia), the ultrasound scanner, the MRI body scanner, x-ray cinematography, radiation therapy
>we also invented insulin so you amerilards can get all the type 2 diabetes you like dont worry scotland has your back

cont.

Arguing over nothing and name calling are fun

>pretty much every part of modern life is a scottish invention like color photography, ATMs and PIN codes, the flushing toilet, refrigeration, the electrical clock, the electrical toaster, microwaves were made possible with scottish research
>even the lunar based calendar we use all over the planet today was invented over ten thousand years ago in scotland when mammoths were still knocking about
>americas favorite object the modern firearm only exist because a scot invented the percussion cap so during your next weekly spree killing you can thank us for that
>the concept of special forces that are meant to sneak behind enemy lines and disrupt the enemy so a full scale battle isnt necessary (corrupted by amerimurderers who use them to kill even more civilians than usual)
>radar was invented by scots (so american can find more innocent children to bomb)
>the US Navy was even founded by a scotsman because americans were too lazy to do it themselves
>the first ever cloned mammal was scottish (a sheep, so we'll never run out of fuckbuddies, while americucks have to fap to the pornographic jew)
>couple of years ago scottish scientists literally invented a tractor beam
>halloween was first celebrated in scotland before americans got ahold of it and turned it into a commercialized celebration of obesity
>rap battles can be traced back to the scottish tradition of flyting, even your black population owes us a debt for their entire culture
>scotland arranged the first ever football world cup (real football)
>americas favorite police state propaganda genre the detective story was invented by the scotsman who wrote Sherlock Holmes
>criminal fingerprinting was invented by a scot thus allowing america to enjoy having the most prisoners on earth

what have americans actually invented? clapping in the theater?

and I guess England invented some stuff too maybe

ITT: europoors fail miserably in disparage America's achievements

face it you cucks, the only good thing you guys have produced is immigrants that went on to become amazingly successful here.

Well why do your successes depart?

mary poppins is shit

Because your jews pay better.

Socialists think they have a moral superiority and yet they pride themsves on taking earned goods

You must

why so mr german?

>without me you wouldn't have a computer

Just stop please.

The fathers of the internet are Kahn and Cerf. One is the grandson of a german jew who fled germany during the war and the other is a french immigrant who's parents fled france during the war.

If anything, you should thank germany.

World Wide Web ain't shit, the internet is what matters.

That's because none of you appreciate it.

>yeah yeah we know you keep telling us, but fuck you we'll just keep shitting on you while taking advantage of everything you've created for us

You don't get it. You don't understand. You would keep your mouth shut if you did.

yeah how would you guys watch your bukake/furry porn if it wasn't for us?

Because the jews are good with money and overall smarter than caucasians.

Also, the fact that your country is young, pretty large and had a lot of oil and gold that hadn't been mined yet made you a rich country pretty fast. So yea, good for you.

>>be ameritard
>>go on european website
>>on european invented internet
>>on european invented electricity
>>on european invented computer screens
>>on european communication satellites
>> then proceed to shit post about how europe isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>>drive in european invented automobiles
>>text with an european invented cell phone
>>use european invented light bulbs
>>watch european tv series
>>listen to european music
>>eat european grown food
>>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by europe
Why are you such cucks?

Which wouldn't be possible without digital computers and programming language, both invented by Americans

So the talent of your country are basically mercenaries. Got it.

>digital computers and programming language
>who is alan turing

so salty I like where this is going

Dude, burgers bash euros on a daily base. But when euros bash back they start crying and make treads on how we should be thankful for things they don't even understand. You're a joke.

calm down there belgium

Fuck off

Programming language was invented by Alonzo Church and Stephen Kleene, digital computers by George Stibitz. All Americans

Found a job yet?

Is this the elusive Internet Walloon? Surely that's impossible, they're all too busy eating garbage

Or thank Africa, because that's where the human race originated.

romania vs germany, let the europoor games begin

That's an insult to the Romanians

Still studient, then I leave this shitty country, no worry

or spaghetti monster, cause you know, we can from space

This revisionist history has to end. All you have to do is google you fuckwit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_programming_languages

>During a nine-month period in 1842–1843, Ada Lovelace translated the memoir of Italian mathematician, Luigi Menabrea about Charles Babbage's newest proposed machine, the Analytical Engine. With the article she appended a set of notes which specified in complete detail a method for calculating Bernoulli numbers with the Analytical Engine, recognized by some historians as the world's first computer program

>The first programming languages designed to communicate instructions to a computer were written in the 1950s. An early high-level programming language to be designed for a computer was Plankalkül, developed by the Germans for Z3 by Konrad Zuse between 1943 and 1945.

Since when are italians and germans american?

since we conquered you

That's not Arabia.

You can thank fat fuck Winston Churchill for giving the Jews Palestine. The middle east wouldn't be the shit hole it is today if the British would have left Palestine alone.

yes it is!

Exactly.

>be nigger
>sit in dirt 1million years since literally dawn of humanity
>invent stick
>blame whitey for sitting in dirt

america didn't invent the internet fucktardfat, sir tim berners lee is british

electricity wasn't invented it was discovered

your screen is most likely japanese

your car is probably german

your phone is most likely japanese

your tv series are shit

your food's 60% grease

you were late to both world wars

Look at this eurocuck.
The butthurt is eternal with this cwuhsaunt eating pussy

>late
We were making money selling to both sides.

cheers for financing terrorism

What? That's not digital at all. Stirbitz is universally hailed as the father of the modern digital computer, since his was an actual relay based remote controlled computer that calculated binary addition. If anything, you're the revisionist. And Kleese and Church created their language in the 30's, long before your Euros did. Theirs was the foundation that all following programming languages were built on

Lee invented the processes of the World Wide Web retard, not the Internet. That was born from the US Federal ARPANET

Let's see you give up your computer and stop using your internet service.

If socialism actually worked, you morons wouldn't need to push it so hard.

> non-country thinking he has a day in anything
Ok.

Why? The country was literally created to cater to you Francophone scum

same fucking thing cuntfagfucknut

Yeah and without the WWW you wouldn't be able to shitpost on this burgundian musket discussion board, because the internet would still be for university nerds and the military.

>Stirbitz

That's not Zuse.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse

>Konrad Zuse (German: [ˈkɔnʁat ˈtsuːzə]; 22 June 1910 – 18 December 1995) was a German civil engineer, inventor and computer pioneer. His greatest achievement was the world's first programmable computer

Stibitz basically updated Zuse's work and made coined the word "digital".

60%

>implying everything wouldn't be better that way

Should we give credit for rocket engines to the guy who first invented steel?

by your logic we should praise the early Greek mathmetitions for inventing it, or ancient Cuneiform writers for inventing written language.

you guys are forgetting about the true masters of invention