/147/ Snooker Masters Final #2

Mark Allen (NI) vs. Kyren Wilson (Eng)

Best of 19 frames

Allen leads 7 - 5.

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>the Warrior

first for Ding

Digits for Paul Hunter

Wilson looks suicidal.

Ding, Bing, Lemon Zing (Selby)

5th for kyren comeback.

Why do Allen's fans shout like pirates?

I want kyren to win purely for making judd look like a right nonce

FFS kyren. Its a cake walk for fatty from here on in

Judd fucked himself with that weird, completely unnecessary plant attempt in the final frame.

They're Irish init, bunch of savages

I reckon /147/ is so unbelievably comfy because it’s untouched by yanks, it’s like a last beacon of civilisation

>OH LOVELEH

Yeah but kyren's triple in the final frame shat all over trump's nawty snooker

is kyren still alive? he is barely blinking

>tfw need an Allen win by at least 2 frames to have not completely fucked up my weeks betting

Down £110 at the moment (albeit from previous winnings)

>AW LOVELY

Haha

alri

Fuck off cunt.
Ill come over the Irish channel and give ye a dig in the coupon

The odd ameripal/south american that shows up curious about the sport is usually decent too

My reaction to seeing our based boy Kyren getting his shit pushed in like this: youtube.com/watch?v=z7Rv_7kWfBc

If the referee keeps trying to silence Mark's supporters he'll end up with the UVF at his door.

the right side of his face sags, looks like he's had a stroke

>no Michaela

miserable call centre rodent here

it's pretty much over at this point, just gonna go to bed now

see you lads for the Crucible if I am still alive by then

How can you be "down" money betting.
If you are betting money you dont have you shouldnt bet.

You have spent £110 so far to bet, that money should be written off immediately

Beautiful

Their feeble minds can’t even comprehend something like snooker, they’d be having withdrawals from lack of adverts. They don’t have the patience for this game

It's just banter pal

very nice

DONDE ES ROJA BALL GOING

WHERE'S

I put £10 in my account. Had it up to £115 last week. I'm now at £5.

I've lost £5 tops

Patrician's refuge 'innit'.

>where is the red ball going
user?

WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING

>betting with your winnings

TOP KEK

COME ON KY LAD

WERS DA RED BALL GOIN

Few months ago I turned a tenner into £400 from safe bets. Trouble is when you lose you lose big (fucking Chelsea vs Shrewsbury...)

>putting a weak Belgian ref in charge when the crowd is rowdy and tipsy
Jan wouldn't stand for any of this shite

youtube.com/watch?v=qMRQCEc1rGA

Spaghetti: The Match

It doesn't work like that.

>tfw Fiancee is watching Derry Girls
>tfw having to watch final on a laptop on iPlayer

Fuck my life lads.
Switching between tabs like a maniac here

YOU JUST GOT SNOOKERED

how much do you reckon they pay Virgo to refer to it as the Dafabet™ Masters every time he says it?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND THATS A BAD MISS

Kek
Buy a dual screen monitor

saved

>two 2 monitors

Just resize your windows. Sup Forums only needs a narrow one

In his contract

probably contractual obligation

>See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding
>But no one knoooows, how deep it goes

Cant mate, saving for a house deposit.
Wont be buying a PC anytime soon

Change the dad to Willie Thorne

Then it will be perfect

It's probably part of the deal, that he has to call it the Dafabet Masters Tournament at least 10 times during the match or something. It feels less forced than when Sky Sports does the same thing.

>kyren becoming a jammy cunt all of a sudden

Found out today that Allens ma is from Derry

He's been like this in every match.

It's Judd-tier jamminess

im not going to have fingernails after this match

>tfw actually used to watch the snooks with my piggies but they passed away

Do these major competition tables still have the table long cue and rest up the side?

The big wobbly pos without a tip.

What's the next tournament we'll be watching then? World Grand Prix? The Worlds are still so far away.

delete ;_;

Shoot out la'

Not a massive fan of wog racing desu

Bazza pls

>tfw cant play snooker with my dad anymore because of his parkinsons

Painful trying to watch him fail to hold a queue steady

please don't mention them, they'll come if you do

hi

German Masters and the Welsh Open

>no 147 for months
just end my life already

DEBATE TOPIC

Should the players be allowed to have a proper drink during the game.

A wee whisky to settle the nerves?

I admire your insistance on not resorting to phoneposting.

Wish i had that willpower.

Worse (voice-wise), Norn Irish. They have a bark-like way of talking.

Are they currently not allowed?

I proposed Shitfaced Snooker last night and I maintain it should be a ranking event.

yes and smoking too. none of that vape shite

Why are the English so afraid of our accents?
Yes Norn Iron always sounds gutteral and we talk 3 times as fast, but its not that hard to understand

Is it like when we hear Russians talk and it always sounds aggressive?

>none of that vape shite
I bet Kyren vapes

sexiest accent in the world™

*blocks your path*

THEYRE HERE

we thinking wilson can get the comeback?

I wasn't really slagging it off, just that it stands out way more when people are yelling out than a ROI accent. I quite like it when it's used properly i.e. with a sledgehammer in your hands.

>match could be over within 30 minutes
sake Allen, stop potting balls

Allen vapes. Pasties.

I'd be surprised if nobody had some dutch courage in their dressing rooms

s-surely we'll be here for the other tournaments (although they will be slower - as is tradition)

Or we could have legendary comeback

Never been a smoker as fags are gross but I had a cigar a few months ago and it was amazing.

Id kill to own a full size snooker table, but you need the worlds biggest room to house it.

Garage conversion job

Oh fuck, look at mr rich over here having a garage

COMEBACK ON

GIVE THE WARRIOR YOUR POWER

\o/

A mate has one in his garage. He never uses it though and goes to the snooker hall instead...

It was significantly better when the fag companies sponsored everything, the area was filled with a blue haze and everyone was at least half cut.

Its because of the troubles. Theres no way

>i know people who'll put tools to your kneecaps so i do

in a norn iron accent isnt going to scare the shit out of mainlanders.

Has he ever bent you over it? ;)

I live at home still la. But that's my hope for when I'm not a poorfag