>a Nigerian prince I met over email >a hook-handed hitchhiker wearing a ski mask >a helicopter ride with Augusto Pinochet >rat meat tartar >a shower at the Bates Motel >a fiberglass condom >a delousing and shower at Auschwitz >an unmarked white van with tinted windows offering me free candy >unprotected sex with a Botswanan hooker >a 20-foot python with an empty stomach >a cloven-footed man in a suit offering me a contract >Casey Anthony babysitting my kids >a Bar Mitvah on the Gaza strip >a pack of cigarettes from Chernobyl >an opened tub of yogurt from 1986 >a glass of Salvadorian toilet water >Amy Winehouse as my designated driver >a Raggedy Ann doll moving on its own and carrying a butcher knife
>that my refund check from the Sanders campaign is in the mail
Grayson Green
Anthony Cumia at a girl scout meeting.
Owen Robinson
A nigger.
Gavin Roberts
Death.
Bentley Howard
Wow. 67888. Not a bad roll, I'd say.
Ouch, dude.
Okay, I'll continue. Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
>Michael J. Fox performing brain surgery >Edward Scissorhands jerking me off >an asbestos-based inhaler >a used needle from Skid Row during the Reagan administration >a friend request from Judas >spending the night with Lorena Babbitt >Jared Fogle at a kindergarten playground >discount appendectomies >a nervous woman in a burka holding a ticking suitcase >a fireworks show at a gas pump >a copper wire kite in a thunderstorm >Dylan Roof at the BET awards >getting a blood transfusion at a gay bathhouse >a 45-foot scorpion
Knew it was coming. America already made that decision once, after all.
Good one and nice dubs.
Blake Campbell
Unrelated but who is the other guy known for free helicopter rides? I remember a picture of someone being hanged from a heli, not just thrown into the sea.
Elijah Powell
Nice to see Bill is looking better. I was worried about his health for a while there.
Ethan Davis
OJ Simpson telling me its ok to fuck his wife because he has an open relationship.
Colton Rogers
>Scarface Colombian helicopter tours
Grayson Mitchell
To go one whole week without a power outage in my area of Texas. Fuck this shitty third world infrastructure.
Julian Carter
Charlie Sheen saying his HIV is ok enough to fuck bareback.
Sebastian Russell
>a blood transfusion in San Francisco.
Jason Green
>a fiberglass condom Imagine the itching.
Alexander Ortiz
Dan Schneider
But seriously though, she's going to jail along with ALL THE REST. It's over, they're done. Peace and prosperity for the world.
You probably live close to the Oklahoma or New Mexico border.
Justin Edwards
What is this trust meme
None of you can name a past president that you could 'trust'
Cooper Mitchell
>gas station sushi >penis enhancement pills >a black character witness >a 30+ year old girl "on the pill" >a Chinese moped >an Amish NASCAR driver >a dolphin with a boner
Josiah Butler
Jews.
Colton James
A deranged truck of peace.
Colton Johnson
>rain on your wedding day >an Italian man with large hands >lukewarm soup >a fart after a night of curry and beer >perfectly spherical boobies >/r9k/ walking close to the edge of a high cliff >African killer bees
