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Tell us your pervy secrets so Sup Forumsro's can fap.

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I lost my virginity in a Dairy Queen restroom.

mi madre nome reconocio nola veia des de que tenia 14 aora tengo 26 lol

I think my coworker is one of the most annoying piece of trash God put on this planet.
Still want to fuck her brains out. Preferably if she has a ball gag or something to keep her from talking.

What do I do?

Coerce her into having sex with you.

How do I do that? I don't know how to talk to people. Let alone coerce them.

You really just gotta become a yes-man for her. Agree with everything she says and build up a false trust bond. Try and get romantically involved with her if you can, but remember that you only have one goal.

fucked my girlfriend after a kill with my longbow over the body.

>took a hot friend camping for her first time
>flirting but no sex yet just sexual tension
>decided to take her hunting
>says i look hot while im tracking with my bow
>eventually get an animal
>hit animal
>she says watching me focusing was hot
>it runs for a couple hundred yards
>on the floor squirming
>go to show her how to kill it
>"hey user"
>turn around and she has her tits out
>start kissing and making out right next to the animal
>asks me to show her how to make a kill while she's kissing my body
>go through its throat
>blood pouring
>she starts to drink it and cover her face
>looking very hot with blood on her face
>cups it with her hands and covers me with it
>start fucking while covered in blood next to the kill
>both have really intense orgasms
>bring animal back and prepare it
>confesses her feelings for me
>spend rest of camping trip having >sex and sexually teasing each other
>started dating her when we got back home

and that's how i got my very hot girlfriend 4 years ago that im probably going to marry.

The closest chance I've had with a ""woman"" was on a thread on /d/

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i once got a nerf arrow stuck up my ass

how did that ER trip go?

Whenever my sister comes back from a run or the gym, she stops at the laundry and strips down before heading to the shower. I always walk past and sneak peeks without making it obvious. But the best part is getting her sweaty panties out of the hamper after she leaves. They are always a little damp and smell so strongly of pussy. It's awesome.

Do to a very set of particular events
I have creampied, recorded the morning after showers and their reactions to being creampied several of my wife’s friends and relatives

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I keep nudes of every woman I get them from and expose them online so their google search results ruin their lives

Got a mega?

My friend and I jerked each other's dicks.

ive been suicidal since age 8 and i feel closer to suicide than ever

What are you waiting for?

All throughout University, whenever I went to house parties at a sorority house I would also sneak back into their bed rooms and do a number of things. I would steal their panties for masturbating later. I would cum on their towels, bed, etc. To imagine them lying on it/wiping it on their bodies. The best was when I could find sex toys and I would cum on them knowing at some point my cum would be in their pussy, ass, mouth. It was so hot.

I want to suck my dads cock after he fucks my wife

i guess its the fear of my mother and close friends to get hurt

Share?

gay

got one i was over stressing about and now im semi stressed

>be me
>about 5 or 6 years old
>have a babysitter while parents work
>babysitter is like 16 or 17
>teaches me adult stuff
>kisses me with tongue, eventually have sex
>tells me to tell all my friends in school that i lost my v-word
>kids naturally dont know what i mean, but are still jealous
>grow up progressively learning what happened
>each year i feel more like used goods and never worth a relationship
>by middle school i had to tell the few kids that remembered that i was joking
>babysitter O.Ds, never get closure
>by high school, i decided to leave it in the past and treat it like a joke

im OK about it now, but a new development creeps me out for no reason

>visit her parents for the first time in years
>none of our parents knew what happened, so no awkwardness
>notice a mixed child in their custody
>”Auntie, whose kid is that?”
>”that’s babysitter’s daughter that she left behind user”
>starts to panic a little
>”d-doesn’t she have a father??”
>”she slept around, so she had no idea”
>learns that she had the daughter in high school, right when she babysit me
>all boyfriends she had here white hicks
>im half filipino
>but i was too young to have a kid, right?

i think about this at least once a day. it’s impossible that it’s my daughter, due to being pre-pubescent, but the thought of it scares me

Damn that hurts :(

Is it Sup Forums what did you expect?

Get her drunk, seduce and fuck her just like any woman. Once your cock is balls deep, you can stuff her undies in her mouth if she doesn't shut up.

So what's the secret?

you are an idiot. no way did you ejaculate sperm at 5 or 6 years old. if any of this even happened.

I've been single for about half a decade, and I just want a gf. What do?

I expected you all to be nicer and to say I'm cool :(

Just push her up against the washer and fuck her. It's so much better than just peeking and smelling her pussy.

loooooooooooooooooooool

I dated a religious girl and we never had sex. After we broke up though she started sleeping around and kinda became a slut as repressed girls do. We matched on tinder and I ended up fucking her

no one really knows that my babysitter more or less raped me, everyone i told has either forgot or i’ve reassured that it was a joke
i know that, i mean that the thought of me having a kid that i didnt know about until recently and im only 21 is scary, faggot. the what-if scenario bothers me. i literally said it was impossible, learn to read brainlet

Quality porn plot tbh

it was so satisfying to get that pussy.

oops, wrong post my b

Gosh you people here are v mean

my people? that sounds racist well done

I'll fuckin' bet. Wish I could have that experience...

fucked my sister's best friend while she watched

I masturbated in the street in front of my friend's sister she told everyone

Next step: fuck her while her friend watches

or just fuck both of them

Wow now twisting my words. Jeeze. Please just leave me alone

at the same time? hehe

no , you are funny gay boy advance

Had sex with a toddler and went to prison for it. When I got out I moved to the other side of the country. Noone here knows about it.

New life, new job, new wife...

The real reason I work out so much and focus on hair/skincare is because I want my older brother to notice me as more than just family. I think everyone I know thinks I do it for general male attention.

Not entirely gay, but definitely pathetic

Plot twist: you're the older brother fapping in the basement wishing for the horny little sister he never had

I’m fuckin obsessed with ass

What does that even mean? Dumbo

Not gay at all actually, unless you mean happy :)

Me too

I used to watch porn during my lunch hour in high school. At some point, I got a grade six girl into it and I convinced her to do pretty much anything I could in porn at the time.

Eating, fucking and getting fucked in?
What about scat/farting/whatever the fuck else the kids are into around buttstuff these days.

I'm not obsessed with my mom but I'd totally fuck her brains out, right? She's a nice milf tbh. Is it normal? I feel like we're all just not admitting that it's tight to jack off to that shit. Gives you a feeling of a pleasing warmth

Who was your favorite

I mean, yes, but also no. I accidentally stumbled on my parents homemade porn stash and thank christ it was all vids of my mother, but also it caused some very confusing feelings lol

Do this with my thicc cousin's dirty thongs every time we get back from working out. I convinced her to start going to the gym to lose weight and cumming hard af from smelling her sweaty butthole and crack is an added bonus.

when i was about 7 an older girl used me for sex
the second time i had sex (a long time after) i was so fucking wasted and i impregnated her, didnt even know about it until she got an abortion
cousin that was about 25 years older than me groped me in his bed when i was about 7 aswell
then we went out for bowling and the cinema and stuff and i stayed at his hotel even though im in my home town, i dont remember anything happening but the thought of it freaks me out
now i want to fuck my younger sister

How old is she

We'll yeah but I didn't cum yet so regret comes after

wat do
14

Details please.
Never had an interest in toddlers but curious how you fit your cock in there.
How it came about too.

Don't bother shes practically a grandma

Make an offer to give her sex whenever she needs it

Next serial killer. OR Serial killer couple. She is either apart of it or victim number one

When I was a kid I loved to read and I loved the school book fairs. My mom would give me little bits of money, around 5 or 10 bucks. I was like 10 and were poor since my dad died but I wanted more books, since they were the only thing I could really escape into. So I stole money from her wallet, like 20 or 30 bucks. I'm not sure if she noticed since she never brought it up, but I look back and hate how selfish and greedy I was.

My ex and me got a divorce when she was just two months old. Ex was deemed mentally unstable so I got the kid. Abused her daily for years so she had a lot of training with toys and such (tongue, fingers, etc).

When she was 3 I already could get my head in. Anyway, she talked when she went to school. They couldn't prove the big things but enough to give me four years and take her away. She's 11 now and doesn't really remember. We talk on the phone every two weeks.

How does it feel that people love to see pedos be put down but you are still living life?

isnt that a good way to get chris hansen'd

Still better than most of Sup Forums if you lost your virginity at all

Yeah, I had h.s. gf who did everything but fuck.
Finally fucked her later during college when I'd had more experience and she decided she wanted to lose her v-card to me when she stopped off to see me after travelling overseas. Yes! Finally cum in her pussy. Almost as good as losing my v-card, lol.

50/50, most are scumbags anyway but I wish the subject itself could be less taboo so that those who struggle with it could get the help they need. Its not a choice and it really sucks.

I tried to get help many times starting even when I was 14 and first noticed the feelings but shit was hard.

pussy faggot

Wow. Someone's mad.

I let my toddler cousin pee in my mouth when I was 10

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Thats hot; anything else?

I was molested by an older man when I was a child.
I almost molested my baby sister in her sleep when I was about 15. I stood over her while she slept and thought about what I would do to her. I touched her forearm, then I freaked out, ran to my room, and sobbed for a few hours or so. Haven't touched her or had a sexual thought about her since.
I'm glad I didn't go through with it.

I'm a high school teacher and I'm flirting with a student athlete. He's been sending me shirtless pictures of himself in the locker room.

just a long laundry list of degenerate behavior

I suppose it's not a very big or interesting secret, but I'm very dissatisfied with my life and appearance despite being a fairly put-together person with a good job on the outside. I take care of disabled people and genuinely enjoy it, but I feel a deep resentment for myself and I feel like no one in the world could be attracted to me.

Been fapping to my sister for long, my desire increased over time from just creeping her to spy her in the shower groping her a bit while sleeping until i finally fucked her while passed out

If you say so.

thanks for reminding me im going to hell

Friends wife on his birthday night. He was passed out cold in the hotel bathroom; while I pumped her full of cum.

I love to beat and emotionally abuse my fuck toy, until she starts crying.

I'm deeply sexually repressed after years of abuse by my dad so anything involving nudity/penetration gives me anxiety. Rule 34 in particular gives me intense anxiety and I can't even look at cropped photos for more than a few seconds. The furthest I'll go if NFL/college cheerleaders. I have gigabytes of photos/videos of them on my hard drive.

I cheated to get an A in 2 uni computer science courses. One professor told me in an email he thought I was one of the best students he ever had and offered to hook me up with a job interview with IBM. I can barely program basic shit.

I read and write cheesy young adult romance fiction

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Although I had nothing to do with it, I saw a girl get burned to death in a very ritualised way.

got bored with my gf, started fucking 3 other women and getting my dick sucked by 2 gay men regularly. helped clear my mind, and I had incredible stamina to fuck all the women. Men definitely give better head, and are way more into swallowing.

When I fuck my girlfriend raw I promise to pull out. But I purposely shoot a little bit of a load in her before pulling fully out and finishing on her stomach or back

Jesus Christ how?

We're all *faggots* here

Fixed it for you

ever since the age of 10 i been having thoughts of killing everyone i love. thats how i know i love them and become someone i deeply care about them becuase i have thoughts of killing them
whats wrong with me?

Yeah I need the store here