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Early and shit edition
Is Sheffield a piece of shit?
so why aren't you going out this friday night then?
>he's here
what are your hobbies lads?
Been finding myself getting really involved in netflix lately. I like going out on weekends as well.
Dogs are nice too
Girlfriend's coming over.
We're off to a mates tomorrow then out after that.
best accent
what are your hobbies lads?
Been finding myself getting really involved in netflix lately. I like going out on weekends as well.
Dogs are nice too
all my friends hate me
I burn 0 calories during sex
>overrated
family
>perfectly rated
friends
>underrated
pets
Hunter is a familial name, not a given name, Stryker.
Fat cat is next.
pls come back ;__;
I make bricks, lots of bricks
Vietlad reminds me of mmh nootka
what does her bumhole smell like?
the absolute state of this mental cunt
who'd be caught dead in margate?
>overrated
friends
>perfectly rated
pets
>underrated
family
lad...
Climbing and drinking mostly
...
"peng" is the most shit word i've heard in a long time
Sometimes you don't know what you had until you lose it
Just wish he could come back
im a student
fridays are a townie night
students go out on sundays, tuesdays and wednesdays mostly
the 'der bio
Is the new Stranger Things any good?
Translation: I just got off the cock carousel and am in need of a financial provider.
Pet people are fucking insufferable desu
>tfw a majority of qt girls want you to be as soppy as they are about dogs
painting
reading
gardening
Dungeons and Dragons
gay sex
fashion
table tennis
powerlifting
don't get this "netflix" shit, my roommate has it and it's all utter trash. Nothing good is on it
what could you possibly "binge"?
Why does stuff like this always seem to happen in London. Why are Londoners such violent, horrible cunts? Is violence so normalised there?
many recent threads were made by me ;)
It's nice, not as pungent as your Mums
off til tuesday
gluc gluc haha!
explain why you don't go to Greggs every day
evading my ban by posting at uni
lads
Sounds like you're looking for a boyfriend
Fitbit classifies sex as outdoor biking
its all done by one single serial offender
idk if that makes it better or worse though
I haven't been to work since last Friday
I booked a week off since I've still got a high holiday allowance remaining. I've spent this time doing nothing (I've only left the house to travel 5 minutes to the local library or ASDA for Coke Zero)
I'm currently watching basketball
On the topic of work I'm dreading going back in and being told dozens of errors I've made have been discovered
Doesn't seem like additional support or training is possible, my team coach seems annoyed whenever I try speaking to her, I guess she doesn't think it her responsibility to aid me. She often directs me to others whenever I have a question
I've got my first "one-to-one" with my manager on the day, I return
I've considered saying "I feel that I've been thrown in the deep end occasionally without sufficient advice or support"
Have never had any friends or girlfriend
AMA
Actually the most violent deranged crimes are always done outside cities, especially in Britain
you went at it for a good 2 hours?
ok, let me lay this out
>5'10"
instant turn-off, never state your height unless it's over 6'1"
>games, anime
manchild mentality, anyone with enough time to enjoy both of those things isn't worth associating with
>childish pursiuts give me joy, also i use humour to deflect the fact that i'm a shut-in
nobody is ever going to date you if they assume you haven't left the house in several weeks
>binging netflix nightly
indication of infrequent or even non-existent social obligations
t. poof
>157BPM
Jesus Christ how heavy are you?
I had to get up at 8
Cats really are horrible creatures though, their only instinct is to kill anything they see. Bad for the environment
Don't feel sorry that they're being appropriately dealt with
not
one
jot
JUST
I was on drugs
>its all done by one single serial offender
cat killing? that's vanilla, we'd kill cats all the time as children in the US
ever done the bag in the river bit?
>I had to get up at 8
how fat are you
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doing some learnding
no, the map he posted about cat deaths around london the last 3 years
its all the handiwork of one guy
No "we" don't, dumb sociopath.
persons of the non-white skin colour
>Jack the Ripper was either Irish or Jewish
hmmmmmm doin a think
I don't like fun things
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Absolute STATE
ballsack is itchy
Hello Dahmer
He was unironically a Pole
first time i had sex we went at it for 3 rounds and took 4 hours
thought that the norm for ages haha
what am i like
>persons of the non-white skin colour
>friendless loner calling me the sociopath
lmao, bet you didn't even have friends to play Halo with
weird to think how diverse cockneys are
What the fuck... I hate Marvel.
hello nigger
Those people have been wreaking havoc on our land for generations prior to thee EU
Brexit isn't the solution, we must go to war
BAGPUSS MENTIONED!
>Why does American ____ taste like _____
dumbest meme desu and it seems like euroweenies like to spread it because they can't fathom the size of our land
>there are only two Americans in /brit/
Alri sociopath
WheezyWaiter has a beer channel now?
waiting for the mailman (actually think its a woman) to come by
these killings must be catastrophic for the owners
>hello nigger
the absolute fucking state of manchester
Between 6 and 8 is the sweet spot I've found. The personal record is 16 but there's too much preparation involved.
lay them down, Alister.
very diverse and progressive
ah yes, mental illness
ah yes not to forget your rich traditions *takes a sip of Piss Lite*
Baffling post
US troops were the only troops to storm the beaches on D- Day
So that's Poleaboo..
post fucking machines
don't really care about whatever gay shite takes place in this post :/
anyone want to come kill me while i'm asleep?
you can have all of my money and my things (it's not much)
yes it's a dump
What would my anthem be
*does a think*
can i fuck you first
‘Super Mario Odyssey’ Is A Powerful Work Of Marxist Art Depicting The Noble Daily Struggles Of A Humble Plumber
hail satan
Sometimes wonder what it would be like to meet a person who unironically watches Last of the Summer Wine or Doc Martin.
pjw grew up in a council estate in sheffield