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calories burned during sex edition

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Early and shit edition

Is Sheffield a piece of shit?

so why aren't you going out this friday night then?

>he's here

what are your hobbies lads?

Been finding myself getting really involved in netflix lately. I like going out on weekends as well.

Dogs are nice too

Girlfriend's coming over.

We're off to a mates tomorrow then out after that.

best accent

what are your hobbies lads?

Been finding myself getting really involved in netflix lately. I like going out on weekends as well.

Dogs are nice too

all my friends hate me

I burn 0 calories during sex

>overrated
family
>perfectly rated
friends
>underrated
pets

Hunter is a familial name, not a given name, Stryker.

Fat cat is next.

pls come back ;__;

I make bricks, lots of bricks

Vietlad reminds me of mmh nootka

what does her bumhole smell like?

the absolute state of this mental cunt

who'd be caught dead in margate?

>overrated
friends
>perfectly rated
pets
>underrated
family

lad...

youtube.com/watch?v=uFrAzfbSFZg

Climbing and drinking mostly

...

"peng" is the most shit word i've heard in a long time

Sometimes you don't know what you had until you lose it
Just wish he could come back

im a student
fridays are a townie night

students go out on sundays, tuesdays and wednesdays mostly

the 'der bio

Is the new Stranger Things any good?

Translation: I just got off the cock carousel and am in need of a financial provider.

Pet people are fucking insufferable desu

>tfw a majority of qt girls want you to be as soppy as they are about dogs

painting
reading
gardening
Dungeons and Dragons
gay sex
fashion
table tennis
powerlifting

don't get this "netflix" shit, my roommate has it and it's all utter trash. Nothing good is on it

what could you possibly "binge"?

Why does stuff like this always seem to happen in London. Why are Londoners such violent, horrible cunts? Is violence so normalised there?

many recent threads were made by me ;)

It's nice, not as pungent as your Mums

off til tuesday

gluc gluc haha!

explain why you don't go to Greggs every day

evading my ban by posting at uni

lads

Sounds like you're looking for a boyfriend

Fitbit classifies sex as outdoor biking

its all done by one single serial offender

idk if that makes it better or worse though

I haven't been to work since last Friday

I booked a week off since I've still got a high holiday allowance remaining. I've spent this time doing nothing (I've only left the house to travel 5 minutes to the local library or ASDA for Coke Zero)

I'm currently watching basketball

On the topic of work I'm dreading going back in and being told dozens of errors I've made have been discovered

Doesn't seem like additional support or training is possible, my team coach seems annoyed whenever I try speaking to her, I guess she doesn't think it her responsibility to aid me. She often directs me to others whenever I have a question

I've got my first "one-to-one" with my manager on the day, I return
I've considered saying "I feel that I've been thrown in the deep end occasionally without sufficient advice or support"

Have never had any friends or girlfriend
AMA

Actually the most violent deranged crimes are always done outside cities, especially in Britain

you went at it for a good 2 hours?

ok, let me lay this out

>5'10"
instant turn-off, never state your height unless it's over 6'1"

>games, anime
manchild mentality, anyone with enough time to enjoy both of those things isn't worth associating with

>childish pursiuts give me joy, also i use humour to deflect the fact that i'm a shut-in
nobody is ever going to date you if they assume you haven't left the house in several weeks

>binging netflix nightly
indication of infrequent or even non-existent social obligations

t. poof

>157BPM

Jesus Christ how heavy are you?

I had to get up at 8

Cats really are horrible creatures though, their only instinct is to kill anything they see. Bad for the environment
Don't feel sorry that they're being appropriately dealt with

not

one

jot

JUST

I was on drugs

>its all done by one single serial offender

cat killing? that's vanilla, we'd kill cats all the time as children in the US

ever done the bag in the river bit?

>I had to get up at 8

how fat are you

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doing some learnding

no, the map he posted about cat deaths around london the last 3 years

its all the handiwork of one guy

No "we" don't, dumb sociopath.

persons of the non-white skin colour

>Jack the Ripper was either Irish or Jewish

hmmmmmm doin a think

I don't like fun things

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Absolute STATE

ballsack is itchy

Hello Dahmer

He was unironically a Pole

first time i had sex we went at it for 3 rounds and took 4 hours

thought that the norm for ages haha
what am i like

>persons of the non-white skin colour

>friendless loner calling me the sociopath

lmao, bet you didn't even have friends to play Halo with

weird to think how diverse cockneys are

What the fuck... I hate Marvel.

hello nigger

Those people have been wreaking havoc on our land for generations prior to thee EU

Brexit isn't the solution, we must go to war

BAGPUSS MENTIONED!

>Why does American ____ taste like _____
dumbest meme desu and it seems like euroweenies like to spread it because they can't fathom the size of our land

>there are only two Americans in /brit/
Alri sociopath

WheezyWaiter has a beer channel now?

waiting for the mailman (actually think its a woman) to come by

these killings must be catastrophic for the owners

>hello nigger

the absolute fucking state of manchester

Between 6 and 8 is the sweet spot I've found. The personal record is 16 but there's too much preparation involved.

lay them down, Alister.

very diverse and progressive

ah yes, mental illness

ah yes not to forget your rich traditions *takes a sip of Piss Lite*

Baffling post

US troops were the only troops to storm the beaches on D- Day

So that's Poleaboo..

post fucking machines

don't really care about whatever gay shite takes place in this post :/

anyone want to come kill me while i'm asleep?

you can have all of my money and my things (it's not much)

yes it's a dump

What would my anthem be
*does a think*

can i fuck you first

‘Super Mario Odyssey’ Is A Powerful Work Of Marxist Art Depicting The Noble Daily Struggles Of A Humble Plumber

hail satan

Sometimes wonder what it would be like to meet a person who unironically watches Last of the Summer Wine or Doc Martin.

pjw grew up in a council estate in sheffield