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Who does Israel side with in this matter?

If I make a shoop of that with the Russian flag, how much will it trigger you?

>Short and formal names
Catalonia – Catalan State
>Declared
October 6, 1934
>Dissolved
October 7, 1934
>Lifespan
0 days, 9 hours

I wonder if they can break their previous record.

Me the poster or Israel the country?

Really big difference there senpai

EIGHT (8) SECONDS

Your opinion is pretty clear. I'm wondering about your government.

filtered :^)

I've seen this so many times that I do not care at all
As for catalonia, I will be happy if they achieve their goal. But for now it's just paper and words.

No formal statement or comment leaning in any direction yet. The general consensus in the coalition parties is leaning towards pro-Spain because Barcelona is a big shitfest of Pro-Palestine leftists, but no one really considers it that relevant to Israel so no one's said too much.

>/cat/
Mote like >/scat/

Yep, they declared independence on a friday and nobody works on the weekends

Sí, lucha y puedes morir. Corre, y vivirás ... al menos por un tiempo. Y muriendo en sus camas, dentro de muchos años, ¿estarían dispuestos a cambiar TODOS los días, de hoy en adelante, por una oportunidad, solo una oportunidad, de regresar aquí y decirles a nuestros enemigos que pueden quitarnos la vida? , pero nunca tomarán ... ¡NUESTRA LIBERTAD!

You support racist anti semitic nazi white supremacists?
That party wants to exterminate you..

We already have that >

The Faroe Islands supports Catalonia!

Shatalans ought to be squashed like the insects they are

I like Faroe Islands you are cute and adorable :3

without memeing me, how are cantaloupes racist?

No you don't. Behave

Sneaky af

Irish people support Catalonia. Not our government though. Sorry.

He's literally just drive-by lying. Can't you spot them instantly now? He needs to hate catalonia because he sees liberals and leftists supporting them, and he cannot control his fury. He does what he can.

Successful independance movements are a threat to the US now that it is more racially and politically divided than ever. You might see lots of American and british flags hating on freedom.

first and last

When is Canada going to declare independance from the US?

This. They don't understand why it makes them angry yet, but reactionaries are SEETHING about catalonia, at least in the US. If you ask them why they support spain they talk about USA liberals making them mad.

>Successful independance movements
Name one.

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oy vey
really makes me think

How could a fucking brit ask this question? You had an empire 70 years ago dumbass. Soon you'll be London and the suburbs.

London wants to declare independance from Briton after Brexit. I shit you not.

Do any Brits actually have a problem with that?

Catalunya needs to fix their fucking flag. Holy shit it is ugly and upsets me whenever I see it.

Just an example of how the country is breaking up.

POTATOED

Well played.

Ciao a tutti

kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>POTATOED

>reactionaries
> not supporting global nationalist push
> not cheering on divisions in America
doesn't seem right

And yet I'm correct. Why do you even expect them to make sense? This is why you end up confused.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
The anti separatists were the ones talking about "cleaning" the cities from immigrants faggot. Turn off the proxy you CNI faggot

For the Baleric Islands to join the state of Norway!!

It's very possible it is a real american- our right wingers are extremely angry about catalonia. They think you, catalonia, are antifa. (Yes, it is that simple)

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Barcelona is pretty leftist, I dunno about the rest of Catalonia.

Disclaimer is that that information comes purely from Israeli right-wing media talking about the pro-Palestine activists there, I've never actually talked to a Spanish person about it. Yes, I'm aware how utterly fat and American that is.

Of course the fucking kikes support Scatalonia

VIVA FRANCO

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When in the course of human events...

why would we need to declare independence?

Arriba España

/cat/

el catalANO

ayy

Based Ireland

If else, everybody should be right now in Puerta del Sol asking Rajoy to quit. He's so bad at being Presidente that it hurts.

How terrible you must be that your fucking richiest region decides it would be better to be independent?

Civil war soon?

>Presidente
Prime minister. Because Spain is so cucked it sucks the toes of a Bourbon king.

Actually just like with the UK im pretty sure the royalty generates money. Spain's royal family live pretty modestly and the Royal Palace in Madrid is open to tourists and they charge like 11 euros per person.

AN EIGHTH OF A MINUTE

Sign me up desu

>im pretty sure the royalty generates money
That is obviously not the case though

Because, as we all know, palaces need kings to be visited. It's not like the most visited palace on the planet is in a republic or anything.

>feelio when the Catalonians wouldn't have been so persistent in asking for a "Scottish style Independence Referendum" if we hadn't given the Scots one knowing that they would vote to stay in

>in the end the result of the perfidious Albions referendum didn't cause it's own country to break up, but Spain

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN, THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN

so what's your Brexit endgame?
dissolution of EU and USA?

Reunification with Australia, NZ, and Canada, obviously, in an almighty ANGLO LEAGUE.

Fucking deluded English cucks.
They honestly believe that the Australians, Hobbits and Canadians fucking want them back.

The Empire is over, just get to the acceptance stage already.

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The Gambia has recognised Catalands independence.

Please don't bully! It may be over, but it will forever live on in our hearts.

I can maintain an erection longer than Cats can exist

>Yep, they declared independence on a friday and nobody works
FTFY, Spain

wanting independence is dumb, take it from us. just stop being fucking dumb

>Apple and other tech companies doing the double Dutch-Irish sandwich pull out of your rainy tax haven
>plummets to 35k
All right then Paddy

how to know if a country is irrelevant, comprehensive guide:
1. people call it "the "

8000 milliseconds? V. proud

>The United States of America
I hope Iran urinates on you

Does /cat/ like cats?

>Actually just like with the UK im pretty sure the royalty generates money.

The UKs royalty doesn't generate money because of the people, it's because the amount of land their family owns is nuts and its used for profitable purposes.

In future /cat/ threads, Catalonia-tan should be a catgirl with a yellow/red striped dress.

according to lolwikipedia, the Crown Estate is worth 12 billion pounds and totals 792 thousand hectares

the very subjective question is whether such land could be utilized in a more efficient fashion, but I don't really think anyone here including myself can guess that

yo anc pued hablà el català ,es molt simple

noncountry

I don't think this general will last very long.

at least it's lasted for more than 8 seconds

>an american actually spent time google translating my attempt to speak catalan

so...this is the true face of autism

>the Crown Estate is worth 12 billion pounds
Huh
I don't know why, but I expected more.

What you just said has no relevance to what I said. Their estate and its current use by public authorities is why the royals in the UK are worth the price of upkeep. I am not arguing its better used

It's their family land, if tomorrow the UK said no more royals, they can just say no more land to use. Hence why it's worth keeping the royal family around, pampered and served.

el rei ha d'acabar com els seus avantpassats francès: sense cap.

t. catalan in Veneto

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why are there Carletonian flags on Sup Forums but not on Sup Forums?

>It's their family land, if tomorrow the UK said no more royals, they can just say no more land to use.
No, not necessarily, because that land could be populated by productive businesses as well. Depending on the location of the property, it could be worth more than tourism. But that's a big "if," because an extremely productive automated factory could be adjacent to a worthless fuck-all business on essentially the same land, same location.

It's just a meme flag in the meantime

>a meme country gets a meme lag

also it's pretty funny

I larped as a Catalonian with the Catalonia's flag and I got a funny reactions from Sup Forums

hahaha fucking jew

when are the tanks coming

cool country bro

>Cacaluña declares illegal independence and now they will deal with the consequences

>flag
Suddenly everything makes sense