TEEEELLLL MEEE!!!!

TEEEELLLL MEEE!!!!

NO WAY

How rich is avril now?

6th grade celebrity crush.

What would your dad do if he caught you listening to "Mobile" by Avril Lavigne 3AM while you are in a Cambodian image forum

why did i have to get myself so constipated?

Take off all your preppy clothes
You know, you're not fooling anyone

Why are Canadian chicks top tier?

>Avril will never tell you to take off your clothes
;_;

i want her to say something mean to me

>ywn smoke weed listening to pennywise while you're fucking avril in your sofa

3:

>mfw she is so petite in person
MUH FUGGIN DIK

Can I do it, instead?

>Take off all your preppy clothes

O-OK Avril...

her budokan concert is bretty gud

what a load of shit coming from her who was obviously a country musician dressed up by her record label executives as a pop punk musician to fool idiot tweens and it worked.

>yfw she's fucking the most literal Chad

they broke up like more than a year ago senpai

Better genes than Americans, for sure

t. Leaf

since you got dubs you can

YOU WERE EVERYTHING

MINA SAIKO ARIGATO
KAKA KA KAWAII

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WHYYYYYY MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARD!

she's hot but god she's such cynically calculated manufactured baloney, as much as the bullshit pop acts of the 90s

SOMEONE THREW A CUPCAKE AT ME

It's funny because the japanese likes it

HEY HEY YOU YOU

all of that early 2000's shit is fake its not a secret

every time

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>don't you dare mess with my japanese cartoons

Literally the only good thing Canada produced besides Alanis.

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You're dum

Thank you, Captain Obvious for your insight.

Avril Lavigne's career was based around being not-Britney. She was Pepsi to Britney's Coke. As soon as Britney was gone, so was she.

She was hotter when she had hairy arms.

>Literally the only good thing Canada produced besides Alanis.
and Elisha

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

and Les Stroud

>don't touch me!!

And Caroline Dhavernas.

t-thank you

CUM....pletely miserable.

HEY HEY
YOU YOU

this was objectively the worst song I have ever heard in my life. "Take you to da movies" is like Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No 1 compared to "Hello Kitty"

and Pamela Anderson

She got a comic book done in a fake manga style way back when

I'm just saying that it's rich having a song with lyrics telling someone not to be a poseur coming from a massive poseur.

Yeah but that just makes her hotter. She's a corporate slut and a spoiled brat on top of being ditzy, vapid etc. If she just would've had Katy Perry's team to make her into a fun slut instead of letting those leafgenes take over with bland guitar ballads being her bread and butter now.

I want her to piss on the front row while a black bull fucks her ass and she tries to lipsync.

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that's what poser's do, you jive ass turkey. They say shit that's fake and hypocritical

>Canadian chicks
>top tier
lol
t. Canadian

>cutting the webm before her perfume product placement appears

i can't even...

>t. Canadian
You are clearly wracked with the negative self-image that plagues your species

Catchy tune, hot video with cuckolding themes, pro-slut lyrics, what a masterpiece for the ages.

I had to buy Black Star™ by Avril Lavigne™ after I saw this video for the first time.

i never realized how cute she was

Kek first thing that came to mind