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NONCE'S GET OUT edition

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET KEKED?

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OP pastebin:
pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed) (embed) (embed)
Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension) for the cheaters
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (inbred qt)

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First for I WANT FEMALE FRIEND

You're not getting one

I guess that's all she wrote

why wont it let me pick city

Try a different browser

Already did, worked on firefox

Perfecto

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He does seem that he's from here desu

Whats the deal with keeping yourself online? Do you actually need to be active on site to be shown as online?

If I was to leave laptop on all night would it work? Do I need to be messaging people or just viewing profiles.

What did you reply with

will i get more views if I make a new account? I have my old account from a year ago but its at like 3 views simply epic. I remember averaging 50 when it was new

What's a good opener for a girl with big boobs?

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

"Seems like airbags won't be a requirement for the next car you'll be buying."
Please do it.

Fuck, forgot to mention

whose account is /Jurantzspychowa?

Fuck it why not

Write an imacros script to click back and forth between pages then

Guys

The girl I met on here is coming to visit me for the first time this weekend. I would never have met her if it wasn't for these threads, thanks anons

That is all

Is her boyfriend coming with her?

Yes, I am

Will i be able to fuck you too?

I'm the bull for this guy and I do so I don't see why. He is p. used up tho

Bull for this guy reporting in
Who gave you permission to authorise this?

so what exactly does the cheater script do?

No, but I'll let you fuck her, for a reasonable fee.

You've got the wrong guy. I'm guessing there is another Icelander here.

Views all profiles online

For betas who want to eat pussy,

Is it one of us?

Yeah, that's me, sorry.

Watched ragnarok today, fun movie, would recommend/10

>Any marvel film with Thor as the lead
>Good

it was a quip-fest, but it was quite enjoyable. My gripe is that it was a lot of WE WUZ asgardians and shiet etc. Tons of blacks besides Elba in Asgard, only 1 asian tho since no one cares about them.

If there arent any whites in wakanda we shall riot, because its a place just as mythical and unreal as Asgard

:^)

Anyone having a drink tonight?

Are you cute?

>send letter to Barcelona, Spain
>Barcelona is now in a different country

Will it still get there?

What do you do if your qt gf/bf is flirting with others?

into the trash she goes

She says it’s not in real life and didn’t exchange nudes so it’s not considered cheating. What do?

absolute bullshit, it counts, and it seems like you need to guide her to said trash

I’m such a weak loser

People in the flat above me are blasting normie-core music

Don't be pushed around like that, end it. If possible fuck another girl asap to make her regret it even more

I don’t care about fucking and nudes. I want somebody I could care about. They don’t have to care about me back. I just want to feel like I’m not alone in this world.

Do you find guys cute?

How do I save pictures from the website, especially to check if they are fake profiles? The "inspection" method through Chrome does not seem to work anymore.

Here's a sexy webm as incentive to get answers. More webms will be posted if I get a satisfactory solution.

F12 and find the link in the HTML code?

Hey Mantonio
Right click on pic, inspect element Q

HAve fun saving feet pics

It does still work ie

eu.ipstatic.net/photos/be/8b/599x800_770737159322910720_770738065930108928.jpg

Ok apparently it still works but the link to the pic is not automatically highlited. Pretty annoying but doable.
Here's the webm as promised. A wop always pays his debts.

Fucking hate non ironic normies so much

>be me
>qt asks me do you have instagram or facebook
>n-no I don't
>qt haven't responded in hours

Eh Tony, who's the girl?

Either scam or she was weirded out, don't worry these kind are superficial as fuck.

holy shit that's an excellent story. 10/10

pit whore

Sending a letter to anywhere in Spain, it would be a mircale if it arrived.

Shit like that is really bad here, so bad foreigners dont believe me when I tell it t them

hook me with your big tit sister, greatest ally.

It's a pasta in the OP m8

I've had this friend in Barca for like four or five years
In all that time a letter has never gone missing but the timings can be like anywhere from four days to two months
the Caganer she sent me for Christmas arrived mid january

You are the luckiest person in the world

Understandable she is weirded out, I'm feeling only weird and social outcast don't have fb or insta.

I've had a letter arrive having already been opened but I guess they realised it have nothing worth stealing in and just put it back in the pile

I'm surprised they didn't steal the cigarrettes I sent her last time

/genteman
Which one of you is this?

Barcelona probably has better system than where I live, but according to some postal workers where I live 80% of mail is already lost by the time it leaves or enters the Malaga region

They also only hire dyslexic mailmen

Who /minoritylanguagespeaker/ here?

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I'm kind of lucky my friends mom works for Correos

I'd hate not to hae a snail mail pal to send gift shop stuff too

Also both times I've been on holiday in Andalucia the post cards I sent never arrived

What do you speak?

Cymraeg

Spicy

If you don't reply to my post saying who's your qt, this will happen to you.

my qt is /macchi30
he makes me want to pic related

Don't have one

wtf??

thats my qt you bitch?! WTF???!!?!?!?!

Can't because everytime I talk about the qt someone sends the thread to her

Let's be positive pals

how did you meet your qt

what did you bond over

I bonded with a girl irl cause we both hate Pakis

self hate can be harmful please contact your local suicide hotline

Grow up

Anyone got any tips for talking to qts? I'm shy and I kinda need some help. I've been told thais are easy so they're a good starting point, but idk how true that is

On interpals, the beee urself meme is genuinely the best advice
you've got to remember that it's not a dating site and they're looking for a connection with an actual human

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I can't get much taller than what I am now sorry.

Meant mentally desu leaf

>excited cuz qt gave number
>number not working
>oh its because i gave you a fake number lol
motherfuckerredeeeemsndnde

>tfw my brain won't get more to intelligenter

Lmao
You got TRICKED

There there, it's ok

i am a bit drunk lads.

Thank you

Me too lad, what you drinking?

i drank about 2.5 liters of beer. i guess i was a bit too fast though.

2 litres, not 2.5.

I'm on my third beer now, might have a bit of vodka
Feeling a bit down tonight desu

i dont have anything strong. shit is expensive in turkey ffs.

shouldnt ve drinked tonight though. gonna meet with friend tomorrow and fucker ll probably want to drink as well.

i want my liver etc. intact when i reach 60 if possible. its also so much calories. fml. cant even get drunk nowadays.