DAD IM GONNA BE IN KINOS

>DAD IM GONNA BE IN KINOS

Undeserved kek, but still.

I am disgusted by the French

m-mods...

Those are prosthetic vaginas though and everything was simulated.

Lesbian sex is retarded.

Why the fuck is the top bitch moaning. She's just flailing her hand around. Nobody is tickling her fun zone.

>Hey dad!
>Hey! How's my girl doing? Is your new movie out yet? Me and your mom want to go see it on opening night!
>N-no, it's not out yet...

is this porn or from an actual show

No shit. Women are retards. Put two together and you get more retardation

True, watch LOVE if you want to watch top-tier softcore porn with great cinematography.

Post more before some faggot reports you.

Wow that changes everything let's play it for the whole family after dinner

They're new Sesame Street characters

In a dark corner every man has to face his daughter and himself and there is no one else to call

How do you not know what it's from? Are you some kind of tourist?

Blue hair girl is the grand daughter and grand niece of the presidents of the 2 biggest movie distributors in france ( Gaumont & pathé )

She's stacked with money and connections but still accepted to play that role. Talk about dedication

kek was thinking the same thing

My lesbian relatives were LOLing a few years ago at thanksgiving at how ridiculous the sex scenes were. Even porn is more grounded than that shit

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Fucking kek

Leave.

Blue Is the Warmest Color

It's actually an excellent love story despite the gratuitous, yet realistic sex scenes. But hey, it wouldn't be realistic if the sex didn't at least seem real and similar to how lesbians would fuck each other, right?

Protip: vigorous two-digit vaginal rubbing with the two middle fingers curved upward towards the G-spot is the best way to make a woman cum for all you virgins out there

t. virgins
my dick gets rock fucking hard when I tongue my gf's asshole

How am I supposed to take this movie seriously when it has corny ass bangbus tier sex scenes.

Because women like to get attention any way they possibly can, they're sociopathic and don't know people can see through it

>two-digit
Guess your girl is so used to your micro-penis that she thinks that's normal

>gratuitous, yet realistic sex scenes
>yet realistic sex scenes
>realistic sex scenes
>realistic sex
>realistic

On top of that calls other people virgins lmao

Emotional satisfaction at causing her partner so much pleasure.

Enough emotional pleasure from your mind can make your brain give actual physiological pleasure, even without direct genital contact.

the other one was hotter

I keep fucking laughing

Penetration of the penis rarely results in orgasm for over half of women.

Realistic for lesbians, albeit hammed-up I'm sure. Spur-of-the-moment sex like they had can get pretty heated though, if you've ever been in a mutually-loving relationship.

But it's French so it's sophisticated. you Anglo Americans wouldn't understand true kino art.

phillistine

>Penetration of the penis rarely results in orgasm for over half of women
>m-my gf totally isn't getting BLACKED and cumming 100 times
whatever helps you sleep at night bro ;)

Someone post her preggo pics

>Realistic for lesbians, albeit hammed-up

Can somebody explain to me how this is not an oxymoron

Bingo. The sex scenes were laughable.

The bottom girl facing up would be much more effective for stimulation.

>Realistic for lesbians

I guess that's why literally every lesbian who has seen the movie thought it was dumb as fuck and just as bad as porn right? Fuck off kid.

>it's another american cant stop thinking about black dicks episode
God, get help.