/sino/-中文

Neo-tokyo edition

>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=PzmM2Btd-ks

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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favorite 4 classics?
for me it's 西游记

北京话 is the best

>not 台灣過語

My pengyoumen tell me that taiwanese accent makes you sound gay

i never noticed that tooth on the bottom, it's triggering me.

well it's great when spoken by girls

thread
music
from minute 1:04

youtube.com/watch?v=C_vaSsF9hx0

We can agree on this.

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Thoughts on JessicaBabyFat having become a full fledged whore for some rich Arab?

I wish I had enough oil money for a chinese gf

good

I once heard that asian women have the lowest testosterone count of any race making them scientifically the most feminine women.

Or is this just broscience?

what do you think?

lets practice our chinese
练习我们的中文能力
练习 = lianxi (practice)
我们的 = wo men de (our)
中文 = zhongwen (chinese)
能力 = neng li (ability)

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well, they are generally smaller....

so probably blacks have the highest testosterone of all races

blacks are not women

of course just look at them

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something is wrong with peru

hopefully he realized the futility of posting porn on a language learning thread, if there are still good things left in the world

>arrrrr arrr

台湾男人口音真是太娘了。北方男人才算是真正的男子汉吧。

你们觉得秘鲁盆友是不是有自闭症呢?

复旦把他弄傻了

但是我以为复旦是个好学校。我的好盆友是复旦的毕业生。

For me it's 红楼梦.
湘云 the best girl.

复旦是好学校里的bad guy.

for me it's 林黛玉

酱紫
歪果仁读红楼梦会难吗?我学习中文已经快七年啦,但是我还没读过中文书。读文章是可以的,但是我还没尝试过读书。

>when you learn about tone sandhi

peru what’s wrong peru
was your other business partner murdered?
did Cindy get married to that ugly gook?
did a supplier screw you on an order? we must know in order to help you peru

fine feel that way
china has nothing to do with you so your feeling are towards the void

Third tone sandhi is necessary, my friend. IT would sound weird if there was no sandhi.

那一上来就读红楼梦还是有难度的。因为毕竟是古代的书。可以先读一些现代文学,比如鲁迅、老舍、沈从文。

好主意,其实我已经开始读《狂人日记》了。难度是有的,但是我觉得还好嘛

我是同志

《狂人日记》的开头是文言文,鲁迅其他小说比较好读。但其实只要你感兴趣,有耐心慢慢看注解,慢慢查字典,什么文本都可以。

我中文学了十多年,但我第三年已将买了文言文课本开始看唐诗,庄子,史记之类。不是因为我看得懂,是因为我感兴趣。中国人看到你拿着什么古代名著总会说‘但我们中国人自己都看不懂,你何必呢?’ 但外国人学中文毕竟不是为了复制一般中国人的脑子。要顺着你的兴趣去学。

這人吃人的時代啊, 救救孩子!

post chinese bantz

>Japanese “quality”

Go use Japanese steel.

what kind of drug is this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midazolam

peru is losing it. i'm w*rried

he might be off his meds, or maybe cindy expressed interest in a white actor or singer. this is not good, peru might go on a rampage

Naw he makes similar threads once in a while, he never responds to me when I post "peru?" to him in other threads tho.

peru?

At least he provides new music for the thread. This is the 2nd time in a row, where the OP was too lazy to do that

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Was talking to a thot on wechat last night and she sperged out cos I asked her what she was doing without asking her name so I sperged out at her
was drunk btw

I have a tooth like that :^)

Why do Taiwan say so much 對?
I once counted seven in a row

tell me about the DPP, now that they've been in power for more than a year are they still popular and KMT still in the mud?

fuck the meds

>Pork and chicken in China taste better than in America.

Can /sino/ confirm?

Apparently it's difficult to find real meat to eat in China, and they mostly eat meat ''substitutes'' that simulate real meat, whatever that means.

it's a meme, chinese chicken have very little meat on them

>thread about China
>picture is a Japanese city
Nigger what the fuck are you doing

>playing LA Noire without the B&W filter on
Nigger what the fuck are YOU doing

>he doesn't layp it in color and wonder what California was like in the 1940s
Make like a leaf and fuck off

Since more meat just means they're getting pumped full of hormones and water and shit I find it difficult to believe the chinks wouldn't be the most unscrupulous in that regard

>he doesn't want to recreate his favorite film noir masterpieces
You're missing out pleb.

can confirm

China turned me vegetarian.

maybe because meat is barely even meat in America
Western chicken and pork from good countries is better

Asian cunts like to let the blood of pork and chicken flow before it's sold or frozen
Those western cunts doesn't do that and that's pretty much all the differences
Makes the meat taste softer I guess

In addition, fake meat is existent in china for beef in some small cities, but as chicken's price is too low they'd never sell fake meat for chicken. Maybe that's also why the cheap whities in china will find chicken good.

三國演義 with 1994年's 小喬 as best 妻子.

>'Look at me, look at me! I have 1.3 arms and a womans purse - so I eat animals alive to feel better about myself'

DPP - lots of socjus agenda went through, everything else, meh - approval in the low 20s
KMT - unpopular leader with unpopular with young policies, namely reunification under PRC - approval in the 10s
Taiwan is ripe for a Macron style political shakedown

lol fuckno. all meat in Chinkland is fake

Can actually confirm.

Pork in China has also more fat content than in Europe, you can already see it in minced meat, and it is quite similiar to the pork here sold in Japan. And of course, more fat is always better for pork.

As for Chicken, yeah, Chinese chicken has very little meat on them but somehow the Chinese do not even like pure chicken meat so much I feel, but rather want to gnawl on bones all day.

DPP is going to get relected just wait and see

你和我一起去吃包子吧

Nigg

Does anyone have a link for a translation of the thousand character classic with han yu pin yin?

Hey guys I have been noticing an uncanny resemblance between Xi Jinping and some of these types of old Chinese ladies I have seen. Is Xi really a transvestite?

Thoughts on Vivi's feet? (first few seconds of the fish)

youtube.com/watch?v=eDcSP53at_M

>the fish
kek
meant the video

his kitchen is filthy as fuck
but i guess all chinese kitchens are

What will happen to the manual slave laborers of China once robots replace their jobs?

monkey feet

country-wide riots

if you lived in beijing longer than 5 years you will develop cancer and die

where shuold I go?

a high end brothel and get a chick to jerk you off in chanclas

peru? we were worried peru

youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

I imagine many of them would turn to prostitution. Some western guys pretty much go to China for one thing and in the future that's all they might have to offer

how did ancient capital Xi'an become tier 2 while other ancient capital Luoyang became tier 4?

>he doesn't want to see his favorite film noir masterpieces in TECHNICOLOR

how did greece become third world

but chinks are cracking down on saunas and brothels

>chinks are cracking down on saunas

FUGG DDD:

It's one of the proofs that she never had any surgery :^)

What media do you guys like to watch to learn chinese? I am currently watching a 182 video playlist of animu 小丸子 on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=WhpPyBIgo-o&list=PLpQ4rX8GZtmIOwwJ3IhhsgqduexD9cy1S&index=1

我爱台湾

>tfw not fluent in cantonese

youtube.com/watch?v=vfOv6rvi0eg

Cantonese music is best.

youtube.com/watch?v=siYDPB2K0t0

As though they were good for anything else...

Don't the Chinese feel ashamed that a transvestite is their president?

but that's maruko chan