Rude

Rude.

Trying to put his snacks in the fridge

He must be cray-cray

SAGE

I will acknowledge this good joke.

The fuck kind of name is Bobby Finger?

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REMOVE CHLOE THREADS SAGE THIS

I really wish that user was telling the truth.

First post best post.

He is like ten years late

>911, what's your emergency?
>uhm, there's a young man here, and he's trying to give me cookies

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You would do exactly the same if you were famous and some girl with crazy eyes found your address and wants you to eat her date rape drug cookies.

>creepy

What if he just likes her? What's wrong with liking people? Stop hate.

is that bella on the left

>mam, is that a euphemism? what's the emergency?

No, I'd fuck her because I'm not gay

Rejecting free pussy is what gay men do

Nah this is women 101. If you're good looking and do shit like that then you're being cute and sweet. If you're ugly then you're a creeper.

IT
WAS
FREE
FUCKING
PIZZA

>implying she wouldnt STAND a chance against some betacuck

fpbp

Joe Rogan turns down free weed.

Showing up at the house of someone who doesn't know you to give them something because you like them is weird.

really sick of this bigotry against rapists to be honest

As a proud rapist myself I feel like I have so many hurdles in life

hope the LBGTQR community gets behind this

>Showing up at the house of someone who doesn't know you to give them something because you like them is weird.

If you are a mr nobody? yes, it is weird.

If you are a celebrity, people you donĀ“t know wanting to gift you things because they want you to like them is one hell of a normal thing to happend.

*blocks your path*

Add me in the screencap

It happens more to celebs, that doesn't make it normal. It is a strange action for one individual to take. Not worth the risk.

It`s LGTBCPR, retard

fuck you i spit coffee on my work PC

now im fired and my MEW folder will be discovered

>Mr. Lennon, will you sign this album? I'll just sit here and read my Catcher in the Rye whilst you do

You mean mewing?

like doctor mike mew?

No
Like the pokeyman

Or the postman

Nothing bad has ever come from a fan showing up at his favorite actress' house.

Who in their right mind puts cookies in the fridge?

The postman has a reason and is expecting. If you are waiting for mail you would be upset if he doesn't come by. So not quite the same.

>thinly veiled attempt at getting me to MEWpost