When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
Stop being such a sadfag posting your long lost youth on others who've lived it already unlike yourself
Oliver Edwards
All the guys that peaked in my highschool went bald in their 20s and work dead end jobs. All the girls that were hot in highschool also looked like old hags by there mid 20s. I didn't miss much.
James Thompson
yeah and now they've all been married and miserable with 2+ kids, possibly 2+ divorces, bald, beer gut, and i'm over here lookin like Hopper fresh outta stranger things, 32 fucking 20 year olds, smokin weed every day and working one of the best jobs i've ever had
get the fuck out of here you incel fuck
Benjamin Price
Daily reminder they’re all fat and bald now with teenagers of heir own to deal with while I’m making money hand over fist and fucking hookers whenever I need to nut.
Wyatt James
Story? I’m presuming DUI on a motorcycle.
Robert Clark
I DONT EVEN WANT THAT NOW THAT IM 25 LOOOL
William Ortiz
Speak for yourself faggot
Kayden Bailey
This. I ran into one of the popular guys from my senior year about 5 years after graduating. He looked like absolute shit. Bags under his eyes, skin all fucked up. I’m pretty sure he was on drugs. That was 10 years ago. Can’t even imagine how fucked all those “popular kids” are, now.
Most of the girls were already peaking by the time of graduation...
Charles Davis
What's your job?
Tyler Gutierrez
r u n idi0t
Liam Brooks
I still have my hair and I haven't gained much weight since high school. I was stick thin. Ive filled out nicely. Im also pretty sure im the highest paid from my graduating class in '09.
Sometimes life is alright anons.
Gabriel Richardson
Tell us about the winning touchdown in your last hs football game of 2002 again, Uncle Brandon!
Henry Jones
14 in my case you late-fag. 1 year of pure bliss where I was fucking the tightest virgin pussy ever THAT is what life is all about man. Too bad you late-faggot only found out about sex a year later.
Jacob Fisher
yep, that's the correct one
Evan Torres
Daily reminder OP. When I was in high school I lived a better experience than you describe as success. (Except without a faggot football uniform on.) The reality is that I literally played video games every day and walked away with the best memories, because I was still getting laid and went to prom with the most attractive girl in my school. And she asked me out, because I was too busy with my high flying lifestyle of enjoying life.
Thanks for the laughs OP.
Parker Allen
Nah I lost my virginity at 15. I kinda regret it tbh. Early and regular exposure to sex has given me an insatiable libido to the point that I need to cum 4-6 times a day to feel satisfied or have sex 3-4 times a day when in a relationship. Its really not that great.
Matthew Baker
lmfao
Ryan Howard
I mean, I wasn't a jock, but I was on the fencing team, and while my gf wasn't a virgin, we still had an amazing relationship. I played less video games (but not a non-zero amount) and was social, and made friends that I'm still with (one of them is getting married soon, and I'm in the IN circle0, so uh. I didn't have the perfect HS experience, but definitely a good one. If I could go back, I would.
Still though, jealous? Despite being a filthy 4channer, I'm happier and more successful than most of you. Especially you, who is making posts that are trying to upset people. You fucking nigger.
>ll the girls that were hot in highschool also looked like old hags by there mid 20s. I agree. 90% of the hot girls look like shit now. I'm not sure if I just had terrible taste back then or if they really aged that badly.
Christopher Ramirez
It's just the White women that aged like milk at my hs. All the qt Latinas are hot. Even the once that got chunky.
Caleb Price
I was with you until the last line in the first paragraph, OP. After my divorce, I got on the juice, became a muscley monster, lived with a smoke show Asian stripper, went to swingers parties and banged lots of hookers. Backpage was big in my life. Had many girlfriends. Partied hard.
Now I'm a supremely happily-married defense attorney (Asian wife - not a stripper). The sex isn't the craziest, since I'm married, but I will never wonder what goes on behind closed doors. I have peed in many girls' mouths, lol. Got it out of my system. And I'm still built like Adonis. And tall. And blue eyes.
But the first few lines in your post had me spot-on, OP!
Luke King
3 cycle reminder:
When you had seen the Rise of Sha'L'K'ron in the West only 137 times, reading profane scrolls and consuming neurostim rods every 3 cycles, BULBOUS demi-males your age were already inseminating husks in congress with demi-females and hermaphrogenitors. Everything was happening behind your spines and no one told you because you were deemed UNCLEAN to participate in such insemination activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being UNMOLTED and ravenous, a generically scaly skchlanchknar who distends across the branches with the unpeeled demi-females and uncracked hermaphrogenitors under the stars, seeing the priceless undulations of their pedipalps as you first enter their unsullied husk layers, ululating your designation when their progenitors are torpid in the hive. Having a ravenous group of skchlanchknar semen-brothers to forage with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at dawn to distend with your unpeeled and uncracked under the stars. Inseminating their shared husk for the first time. Seeing their faces in the scrum at your shankprod blowout in the Holy Caves of Nabrahk'Nikar. Having a huge group of skchlanchknar semen-brothers. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to hackle up and become a stone monk. Time to perform The Rite of the Final Molting and cast your wings into the Eternal Fire of V'Shla'Shla Valley. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for dronehood. Welcome to V'Pl'Pl'Shuk. Welcome to life.
You’re probably a loser too. You just post this pasta once a week to make the other losers upset. Also imagine wasting highschool on women instead of having fun with your friends and creating memories that you’ll cherish forever. Therell be women for the rest of your life but you can’t be young and wild again
Austin Roberts
>should of have Yeah, butt bad grammer effects us all.
Nah dude, you just have a really high sex drive. You would still have it if you had lost your v-crust at 20.
Alexander Harris
This is that guy op is talking about
Ayden Moore
i actually found a nice little hack. associate with the druggie crew full of disillusioned girls with self esteem issues. all you have to do is have a cigarette and a bullshit anti-authoritarian attitude and even if you're an nonathletic, ugly dude, you can pull.
Colton Murphy
Who is this supposed to be directed at?? Are you just being a loser telling other losers that they're losers? Because you know, that's kinda retarded.
Hudson Hughes
i was the stoner skater kid in HS. played a lot of vidya and watched a lot of porn. Also had a lot of sex
calm down columbo
Gabriel Bell
this dude knows whats up
those messed up girls were damn fine too
Austin Evans
> no one will ever look at you, fantasizing about how great it would feel to touch you > your only hope is finding someone who will settle for you > you will never be able to attract an attractive partner > your only hope is to settle for someone ouch
Evan Mitchell
What jail is this? Is it in Texas...
Nicholas Clark
Looks like Parker county jail lmao
I’ve been a few times
James Robinson
I used to believe this. Last year I finally left my rotting marriage (which was a blessing in disguise for my wife), and got together with someone who I'm truly in love with. I'm 42. I'm not settling for shit.
Ian Kelly
that was the best part. some of those girls were 10s who thought they were 5s because they weren't preppy and were generally insecure. i actually ended up looking ok but at the time i was looking kinda pitiful but still hooking up with girls way out of my league. and not only that, these girls were willing to be dirty. by the end of high school i was able to attract the so called "popular" girls, and they were total wet blankets. i'll take the damaged chicks any day of the week.
Hunter Flores
>you weren't born a normie cunt why would I feel bad about this again?
Oliver Mitchell
With ya, but with a caveat. I like the slightly bent chicks, the ones with maybe a chip or a crack or two. The truly broken ones are NOT worth the time and effort.
Jason Hill
Wagie wagie get in cagie. All day long you sweat and ragie. NEET is comfy; NEET is cool. NEET is free from work and school. Wagie trapped and wagie dies. NEET eats tendies, sauce, and fries!
Owen Peterson
i agree, it's all about the ones who have slight issues but overcompensate to fit in with the weirdos. real wastoids are a burden and can be actually dangerous.
James Collins
hey I could still fuck a jock If I really want to.
Nicholas Brown
I got the best of both and still do but I’m getting older my best days are almost over but I have a great 10/10 woman that I’ll marry so it’s all good Not everyone here is a neckbearded loser
you are right it is over. incels.co is where you need to go OP we will welcome you with open arms
Lucas Parker
Naturally, you spend time on /b.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jose Carter
Rinse and repeat....
Nathaniel Turner
Thanks, I'm going to kill myself now
Jacob Diaz
i was lucky enough to take some virginities from younger girls in college and i'll just say that it lives up to the hype.
Angel Hughes
Oh look its this pasta again
Connor Cook
Some of my friends were having sex from about 13/14.... Some of my friends now have children and hate life guess what I don't have cos I started have sex a little older and wasn't a dumb ass child
Nicholas Myers
trufax
Brandon Fisher
I'll check back in 20 years.
Dylan Hall
Nah man i was fucking goth girls sense i was 16 try again tho boss.
Ian Cooper
Reminder
I fucked my way through scouts, your argument is invalid
Colton Rogers
Never got any pussy in HS tbh, even playing football. It was like mid 00s though so it wasn't as degenerate as it was now I guess. Played in college and it was so fucking easy though. It wasn't even like a big name college, but I could go to any team party and have a girl with her mouth around my cock guaranteed by the end of the nigh
Cooper White
>having a gf your age >being a whore in hs >not saving your virginity for your virgin wife
I have news for you, things used to be even more fucked up and degenerate than they are, and it was possible to keep it under wraps because there was no such thing as the internet.
Joseph Moore
Too bad you can't attempt to make people feel bad by posting a retarded screed you thought of on your own. Come back with new material, faggot.
Adrian Morgan
90sfag here. Every era is degenerate. Humans are humans. They percentages shift back and forth, but people like to fuck. End of.
Isaiah Baker
my uncle gets nostalgic about when he would go up to a group of girls at parties and wait how long it took them to notice that his wiener was through his fly. at worst they would squeal and run away laughing. at best, he said it was a conversation starter and got him laid.
Carter Davis
Hmm maybe. Idk man, it was a struggle to even get a girl to let me buttfuck her back then. Now it's a straight hit or miss with mostly hits., I feel like the easy access of porn and internet just made fetishes or sexual stuff way more normal and less taboo
Christian Hill
Fair point.
Jordan Sullivan
piss is the new anal, get with the program boomers
Jace Ortiz
Life didn't get better after high school huh fgt
Eli Williams
I never wasted my time having a gf in high school. I was too busy fucking other people's girlfriends and then never calling them again. Then when the boyfriends got mad and wanted to fight me they got their ass beat. I was too tough to beat. I didnt miss out on shit. But I'm all grown up now
Alexander Ross
not everyone wants to live that life, retard. stop jerking off over your humiliation fetish and either kill yourself or get off your ass.
Easton Martin
I was growing up in the 90's, getting my dick wet at every opportunity I could. I was buttfucking my buddy on scout camps. My friends that were straight would sneak off to a nearby camp with the girls and fuck them. I was introduced to zoo sex. It was fucking wild.
True, people do need to fuck, I just don't understand why some think we're just becoming degenerates now when it's always been an option.
Fair.
It's shed light on topics that nobody could talk about before
