/brit/

Emma is on all fours on the ground, Bonnie pulls the chain around her neck. Emma arches her back and her breathing becomes heavy. She groans and screws up her face, pushing the first stream of piss out. "come on, good dog" Bonnie says.
Emma pushes harder and with a loud "PFFTT" releases a weeks worth of shit onto the floor on and around Bonnie's feet. Emma moans in pleasure, her legs shaking. Bonnie pushes her bare foot into the steaming pile and wiggles her toes. She pulls her foot out with a soft "eew" before wiping her foot on Emma's leg, leaving a large brown streak on her pure white skin. "You best come round here and clean up this mess like a good dog!"
Emma crawls round under Bonnie's foot and takes it in her mouth like she hasn't eaten a thing in days. She licks and sucks her own fresh feces from between Bonnie's toes with a big smile on her face. "What a good dog, but we still have a lot to get through!"

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dunno theres nothing on the label

Ah yes /brit/ or as I like to call it /cum/ by proxy

ricin

cyanide

love broccoli
love cabbage
love carrots
love potatoes
love spinach
love turnips
love peppers
love tomatoes
love cucumbers
love pumpkin
love celery
love peas
love aubergine
love avocado
love olives
love courgette
love asparagus

hate sprouts

why did he do it lads

Had a spliff.

Need a girlfriend to ride my erect penis lads