What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of 2002 Spider-Man?

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of 2002 Spider-Man?

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Shot web and hang myself

shot web

Make a webpussy.

pew pew here comes the 3rd plane

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Instigate race war as to Raimi's wishes

Move to a city because my powers would be fucking worthless in suburbia.

Is this the hot new meme?

To be honest,my days are all the same so I would barely notice the powers because I don't touch walls and I don't rock n roll.

Shotted webs t b h f a m

fly around catching women with my spiderweb

Strut. Dance. Cry.

>I don't touch walls
But you sure touch those big black cocks that squirm out of glory holes

Become a criminal

Super strength would honestly be the most useful of his powers. You wouldn't be afraid of anyone. Spider sense would be useful too

Find Raimi immediately

>take pictures of myself in spiderman costume
>Get paid
>proif=?????????????

Just because your mom does it,doesn't mean everyone does it.

Summon an army of spiders.

Jump off buildings for the fun of it

MUH DICK

As opposed to what? 2016 Spider-Man? They have the same powers, moron.

Two towers, at the same time.

>liking boring basic bitch blondes
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whatever a spider can

I would rape all the little girls in my city,
I would make them gag on my cock while they are bondaged with my web
Just kidding haha

Rape qt girls and shot them with web

I'd Rather have 2099 Spider-Man's powers desu

Shot web

Biological webshooters vs. mechanical ones.

>hairy legs
2/10 would not fuck

I have super strength right? So that means I must have a super strengthened penis.

I would probably try to hang upside from that.

Is MJ the biggest slut on television?

>gets railed by Chad and parties throughout high school
>breaks up with Chad on graduation day because he stopped being useful
>trades up to rich boy who is also the best friend of that kid who had a crush on you for like 10 years
>trades up to fucking Spiderman after that because who wouldn't want to be the girl of the most famous super hero

gg mj

GO WEB
FLY

Immediately become a villain. No hesitation. I'm a totally law abiding citizen, but if I had the power I would abuse it.

2002 Spiderman is much stronger

rape

>peach fuzz on thighs
why is this so sexy

wait I would suddenly have abs and be fit so I wouldn't have to be rape

I'll change my answer to become a sports star and fuck tons of bitches

Cause you're a mammal (hopefully)

>Create my own costume and alias.
>Become a performer for money? A fighter? I could be UFC champ in no time.
>Help the world... Somehow
>Get my girlfriend

have a dance number.

Rape but also save

web "white power" between the twin towers and whisper to myself "this one's for you uncle ben"

immediately get a tryout for a sport team

Catch a qt with my webs, obviously.

Hot.

Found the virgin

Honestly? Join some fighting tournament like UFC or Boxing

Easy wins

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I don't know but that would be awesome. I always liked the way web shooting was one of his powers instead of a device he wears on his wrist. I also loved the way his webs actually formed webs when he shot them at the green goblin during their final fight.

complete Uncle Ben's work and genocide those kikes

Deliver pizza
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1. rob a bank or something
2. travel the world with mai friendsz

Came here to post this.

Have sex. My lack of pelvic strength combined with small penis and overall fatigue prevent me from doing so.