ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Spread gun kills everything.

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contra

also

Thats wasnt poorly described nigger. Contra easily.
>Man uses sword to defeat his enemies.

Driving across Arizona

>man carries fuckton of guns to kill shit blobs

>shake bacon outside your ear

Who cares the more variety here the better
>click next turn for 10 hours

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Chex Quest

>Boy visits landmarks to stop a comet with the power of love

>play god
>tell him to collect vood
>he gets hungry half way through
>walks for 3 hours to eat an MRE
>pissed because he hath no loin
>it starts to rain
>being wet was the final straw
>he goes berserk and punches a squirrel
>they tussle in the mud for an hour
>finally he caves in the rodents skull
>the wounds he sustained are grave
>his wounds become infected and he dies a day later crawling for another MRE
>start over

Some guy has gas.