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In Our Time edition

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awoo

she's out clubbing with some random lad :( hate being a jealous beta

hate when they have naff guests on

"Brush your fucking teeth" - a very interesting message, and one that I can endorse, because I have SUFFERED so many conversations with people who haven't brushed their teeth. At this point in my life, I've realised it's a very important thing -- there's nothing worse than someone with a mouthful of rotten, stinking, festering, blackened cavity teeth, and the slogan, "Brush your fucking teeth," gives important information that I think all of you can use to make sure that that person isn't you.

the gf

the new match

canada was a nice place once remember us please

alien

thats me

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wanna share lad?

Fancy a shag?

going to bed now enemies

looks like a frog
a qt frog mind you
well done

Swiss-mate, is it nice around Lake Zurich?

might buy a kanken

and this
WHEEEEEE

>he doesn't have a River gf
Sad!

what the fuck is a kanken
why can't any of you cunts speak english

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with the gf?
of course
with a bent twat?
nay

love switching on the wireless to have a learn

please tell her to come home

Are you jewish mate

what a beauty of a post

was in the wrung thread ha
coming up strong ha
got work in 7 hours ha
no sleep till brooklyn ha

What up boys

social construct mate

>Brits will never know what it's like to attend American high school, driving to school at 16 and ogling cheerleaders

Right I’m gonna smack my noodle

Be back in a bit

its a backpack you mong

knee deep in her clunge in the toilet

nice tumblr link you soft twat

I was talking to the girl in the image you effeminate snail eating cocksmoker.

everyone's so ready to argue the case for meritocracy, but i wouldn't be so quick to do so.

most people are mediocre, and what of them? it's all well and good to argue for the advancement of the most merited candidate, but then you immediately create an innate hierarchy of talent. (this is particularly within the context of anti-discrimination, i.e. expecting greater gender and racial balance if the only criteria is performance.)

beyond a certain set of absolutely key roles, a degree of non-meritocratic randomness must surely be desirable to give each individual the best chance of meeting their potential, even at the cost of some efficiency in outcome or fairness in distribution in terms of characteristics.

Victoria is my homeland, Australia is my country and Asia is our future.

>not allowed to save google image results if they originate from a blogging platform
smeg

Looks like garbage. Get a real bag.

>I was talking to the girl in the image
gentlemen
the yanks

lazy twat

I'm 18 and still fucking growing for fucks sake, when will this shit be over? I hate growing because you feel like so fucking tired, it's one things I genuinely despise

so many hipster runts with these bags around

England is my homeland, Britain is my country and the Angevin Empire is our future

can yall let a fat nigga FUCK

Nice dubz numba wizard

stop posting bags
>varg(?).jpg

fuck me

be thankful you didn't stop at 5'7"

i got a kanken, theyre proper peng and comfy

I am not kidding when I say peng is the worst word to come out of this country in a thousand years

I American bars you can buy a round of beer on draught or you can get a bottle and drink straight from that.

yag spaaaoooooo

i feel like new zealand is one of the better countries to be short in.

not as good as australia though, that's the best place to be shorten because you're about to be prime minister haha

what about niggardly?

find it incredibly offensive and disparaging to blacks

me shagging the gf

Brexit is sweaty xoxo

Is peng a term outside of /brit/?

whenever i remember the guy who introduced me to the word peng i wish harm on him.
he wasn't that much of a bad guy but i feel he has been rude to me and is generally a wanker

fortunately never see him, but know he's going to crop up intermittently because our interests are similar.

think it came from china

Brexit is bad but it's not really any worse than putting -gate on everything

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never post here again

what might that white thing be

it's a london thing

no youre thinking of peng "mama" liyuan, xi "dada" jinping's wife who used to be a former mistress

When will this Brexitgate nightmare end

Agree. Fucking hate London nigger speak

xie xie

Brexit is peng

i think if i had a job and moved out of my parents' house i might be able to get a gf

Love Finland
Loathe Americans

simple as

nearly choked on a digestive
woke the whole house up

double post

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What sort of ambient music do you listen to?

t. le redd/int/ poster

passed the turing test lads

Why should I take advice from a fat satirist?

>someone pretending to be Slavoj zizek and mimic his unique mannerisms

didn't find it amusing i'm afraid!

>le reddit boogeyman

Brexit, Italeave, Portugone and Denmout

Japanese.

reckon mario is a manlet but still has shagged princess peach

should've joined the army when i had the chance

get paid to work out and shoot guns all day?
yes please

*burps in your face*

you should go back

and be ordered by your superior

I miss the ex gf. I want to message her but there's no point.

youtu.be/BLI7JhykTQs

Love Busan

same. I need a way to overcompensate my manliness so everyone knows how absolutely fucking badass I am.

Im embarrassed to be a Scott today

hey press busan hahahahah

now you know how your parents feel every day

Canada aint as good as it once was

feel like shit lads just want them back

>0-4

why are you posting this in /brit/

The ex gf is from Busan

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