Thinking of applying for Tokyo Olympics. Recommend me a sport

Thinking of applying for Tokyo Olympics. Recommend me a sport

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>Alright so something that doesn't involve BBC/BWC genetics
Curling?

Cricket.

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Pooping in a toilet instead of the street like some sort of dog.

sorry, there aren't real sports in the olympics, and for the very few they are featured the olympics is a 25th tier competition.

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Feces hurler

skateboarding

scaring women

He wants to make the Olympics not fail miserably

That one sport where you shoot things w guns is literally your best/least worst chance

Show bobs and vagen

bus rape

The 5 mile cling for your life on the outside of a steam engine even though it's not the 19th century relay race.

Is there an Indian bobsled team? Or luge?

competitive cramped train riding

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play cricket and shit in the field

In all seriousness, air pistol. You'll have to train like crazy to make Tokyo, and you won't medal, but the Indian talent pool is shallow enough you could go to the Olympics.
For how to train look up Abhinav Bindra, he did rifle but it's similiar enough.

>20 posts
>no mention of deathmarch
The answer is deathmarch, user.

archery

Outdoor defecation

Gymnastics

Since you're a poo nothing athletic.
So, shooting or something?

Tell me, why are you poos so bad at everything? From sports to programming

esports

Buttplay

Easy pick pole dancing

musical kashmirs