Burger King edition
/cum/
homosexual relationships
Inwish I was Ibn Battuta
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BK is underrated
weezer went to shit after pinkerton m8
literally me
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would like to be William of Rubruck
BK suck
Had a couple of sips of rum, but I don't even feel like drinking. I'm hungry.
Might go get something, like McDonalds.
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talking about bk i'm going there tomorrow
could go for a double whopper
Erwin Bälz is the greatest man to ever live
or a Bacon King desu
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i like burger king fries
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Saw a cute asian girl holding hands with an asian """man"""
Day ruined
arby's fries >
anytime i see a cute girl with a man other than me, my day is ruined
fake news
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manitoba or bust
i don't get this
im disappointed
any lefty yank man in
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yeah nah
life is swell
@81092151
>msn.com
shan't
I fully and completely support this statement.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELLING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU, BUT YOU JUST DON'T CARE
NEED A CUBANA GF RIGHT NOW
True
shan't'd've be replying to british leftists
>Europe
Maladroit is good
Holy shit wtf i love Cuba now
I wanna be beside her.
She wanna be admired.
i get things, im a getter
Thought of going back onto medication is deeply anxiety provoking.
85% of Mexican men are virgins
Wendy's>BK>>>>>>>McDonald's
i dont give a fuck desu
they called me quick dick in high school
how do i know if i have a big dick buds?
peanut arbuckle
>tfw big dick
Him to cuck him
should I show the girl I started to date my favorite MDE videos?
hip hip
once I had substitute teacher and I told her my name was giuseppi because she was from new york and she ended up staying for the whole year and I had a clicque of people who only know me by giuseppi
happy birthday
Yes
>tfw small dick
depends what your favorite videos are. I wouldn't start her out with any vertical mirror vids for instance
yes but only the ones where sam talks about jews
5 is average. Below is small, above is big
How small
also forgot to add when I turned in my papers they had my regular name on them (in cursive, but ateacher would probably be able to decipher it)
i don't trust that because men lie about their dick size all the time
tfw 5.5 inch master race
6 is average
i have a small dick and im not ashamed
you know by checking your race
whites and blacks are tied for huge tier
spics are medium tier
the rest are small tier
i obviously meant 6.5 inches
Fake news
>Tfw 15.6cm
is that good enough, not like I would know
>watch american movie
>they talk about the "vietnam war" and say something edgy
I've had a lot of cocks and they've mostly been 7 inches
you measured them?
thats pretty gay my dude
if it's not gay to fuck a girl's ass it's not gay to fuck a guy's
3.5 in
>when she says you're the biggest shes ever had
>then tells her friends you have a child sized dick
dont believe you
this timestamp
So most people are not average right? You're eithet small or big correct?
why is everyone talking about dicks
for you information i have a very very very average sized penis
it's a like a medium sized sedan
you're in a thread called cum
Its the sad truth
yes it is you fucking faggot
>tfw being with 1st gf
>she pretty much molests me (not that I cared or care) at her friend's house
>goes somewhere and starts whispering to her friend leaving me with a hard on
>pretty sure they were talking about it
>never know what she said
>still feel like a self-conscious tumblrina to this day when I think of it
oh well lol
the 80s were fucking terrible
/cum/ peaked in the 80s
>>she pretty much molests me
Why is the continent excluding Canada so short?
Meso-American genes
I would kms if I was under 6'
racism is the primary reason for shortness honestly don't know about the short whites
>be nigger
>be short
>in return you get an 8 inch monster cock
good trade off if you ask me