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Burger King edition

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Inwish I was Ibn Battuta

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BK is underrated

weezer went to shit after pinkerton m8

literally me

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would like to be William of Rubruck

BK suck

Had a couple of sips of rum, but I don't even feel like drinking. I'm hungry.

Might go get something, like McDonalds.

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talking about bk i'm going there tomorrow

could go for a double whopper

Erwin Bälz is the greatest man to ever live

or a Bacon King desu

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i like burger king fries

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Saw a cute asian girl holding hands with an asian """man"""

Day ruined

arby's fries >

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msn.com/en-us/news/politics/exclusive-first-charges-filed-in-mueller-investigation

anytime i see a cute girl with a man other than me, my day is ruined

fake news

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manitoba or bust

youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE

i don't get this

im disappointed

any lefty yank man in

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yeah nah

life is swell

@81092151
>msn.com
shan't

I fully and completely support this statement.

I'VE BEEN TRAVELLING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU, BUT YOU JUST DON'T CARE

NEED A CUBANA GF RIGHT NOW

True

shan't'd've be replying to british leftists

>Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=_TVmtli2iYQ

Maladroit is good

Holy shit wtf i love Cuba now

I wanna be beside her.
She wanna be admired.

i get things, im a getter

Thought of going back onto medication is deeply anxiety provoking.

85% of Mexican men are virgins

Wendy's>BK>>>>>>>McDonald's

i dont give a fuck desu

they called me quick dick in high school

how do i know if i have a big dick buds?

peanut arbuckle

>tfw big dick

Him to cuck him

should I show the girl I started to date my favorite MDE videos?

hip hip

once I had substitute teacher and I told her my name was giuseppi because she was from new york and she ended up staying for the whole year and I had a clicque of people who only know me by giuseppi

happy birthday

Yes

>tfw small dick

depends what your favorite videos are. I wouldn't start her out with any vertical mirror vids for instance

yes but only the ones where sam talks about jews

5 is average. Below is small, above is big

How small

also forgot to add when I turned in my papers they had my regular name on them (in cursive, but ateacher would probably be able to decipher it)

i don't trust that because men lie about their dick size all the time

tfw 5.5 inch master race

6 is average

i have a small dick and im not ashamed

you know by checking your race

whites and blacks are tied for huge tier
spics are medium tier
the rest are small tier

i obviously meant 6.5 inches

Fake news

>Tfw 15.6cm

is that good enough, not like I would know

>watch american movie
>they talk about the "vietnam war" and say something edgy

I've had a lot of cocks and they've mostly been 7 inches

you measured them?

thats pretty gay my dude

if it's not gay to fuck a girl's ass it's not gay to fuck a guy's

3.5 in

>when she says you're the biggest shes ever had
>then tells her friends you have a child sized dick

dont believe you

youtu.be/Q1yrH4qS2RA?t=2m39s

this timestamp

So most people are not average right? You're eithet small or big correct?

why is everyone talking about dicks

for you information i have a very very very average sized penis
it's a like a medium sized sedan

you're in a thread called cum

Its the sad truth

yes it is you fucking faggot

>tfw being with 1st gf
>she pretty much molests me (not that I cared or care) at her friend's house
>goes somewhere and starts whispering to her friend leaving me with a hard on
>pretty sure they were talking about it
>never know what she said
>still feel like a self-conscious tumblrina to this day when I think of it
oh well lol

the 80s were fucking terrible

/cum/ peaked in the 80s

>>she pretty much molests me

Why is the continent excluding Canada so short?

Meso-American genes

I would kms if I was under 6'

racism is the primary reason for shortness honestly don't know about the short whites

>be nigger
>be short
>in return you get an 8 inch monster cock

good trade off if you ask me