The only good burgers are dead ones

Yes, you fucker chanting like sheeps "Glass ME, glass Russia". You ignorant fuckers created the mess destroying the whole world.

You just HAVE TO die.

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Nah, I'm good.

>The only good burgers are dead ones

Yeah, it'd be really fuckin weird to eat an alive burger.

good 1 man xd

hold on imma share this on my feed lool :p

The only good borscht is a... well there isn't one, is there.

>those poor babby mudslimes x(!

This is a board for humans. Please see your way out.

not for us

Bring it on Vlad. When I'm president you'll be begging for forgiveness.

Spoiler: you won't get it!

Yes, we created the world in which War is such a non-existent concept that the only thing you can bitch about are the muslim terrorists who have existed for over a thousand years.

>America started this mess
>birthplace of communism

America was oppressing its minorities just fine until you retards came in with your "no races, just workers vs. bourgeoisie" garbage.

>Russia
>spreading communism across the globe Russia
>propping up dictators in far off lands Russia

>this Russia, telling off the US for being nosy cunts

Takes one to know one, fucking pinko. If anyone is getting glassed first it's you shitty fucking tundra apes.

That's kind of true, you can't eat a live burger. Every burger I've had has been dead

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>spreading communism across the globe
You mean america?

This. As much as the Soviet Union were the evil of the world America is it now. The Giant cancer of the world.

Indeed, the Zionist puppets that is the establishment must be burnt down, and a new, free America to rise again, living for the Dream

What the fuck are you talking about?

America is capitalist as fuck. Exact opposite of fucking communism.

This doesn't sound very convincing coming from Sweden.

I hope you realize sandniggers crusaded the shit out of non-Muslims back in the day. you can live in your safe apartment or mommy's house all you want, the US must slam its boot into every shithole so we may become a global union and ascend to the final frontier in space.

not according to the disgusting wave of pink and blue haired freaks of nature calling for the downfall of whitey and america as a whole

>Sweden talking shit about any other country

Yeah it is our fault.

For joining in WWII on the side of the allies and supporting you inept fuckheads.

Lmao

Bring it.

Retard, it's the US that's "propping up dictators in far off lands". Assad is democratically elected and supported by most Syrians. Unlike the Saudi regime, which doesn't even have a constitution.

It's the US that's supporting ISIS to overthrow elected governments in the Middle East. That's why this happened, and that's why it'll only get worse unless Trump becomes president and we finally start working with Russia and the Syrian government.

What if I'm not nice cute female korean burger that will bend over the big Russian cock kyaaa desu

>nukes to flight with gay army
Forget about nukes.
Okay, how REAL Russian invasion would look like? Without nukes and other scary stuff.

First sign of the beginning would be sudden mass malfunction of all electric equipment on all Baltic NATO bases. In other words in one moment all eastern NATO forces would become deaf, blinded and muted.
It's all about russian electronic warfare.

For example a missile of "Alabuga" complex, exploded on 300 meters altitude generates HUGE EMP, destroying any electric circut in 3.5km radius. In that situation NATO forces would be trapped, they can't even tell their comandment about invasion. For the rest of the world war didn't even started.

Next sign is malifunctions in NATO tanks and planes. It's working "Ranets-E" complex. All "smart" bombs become useles, aming in WWII style, without any communication, electronic stabilizations, autopilots and other stuff.
Next goes "Krasukha-4" complex. In radius about 40km drones would lose connection, all radio-aiming weapon become pieces of steel.

And only after all that there will be tanks, probably T-72M3, because there's no good tasks for T-90 and T-15. All that beautiful machines would be under "umbrella" of S-400 and Pancirs AA-systems. "Bastions" would watch over th sea.

Small "Spetsnaz GRU" groups will work deep in frontline, damaging analog comunication.

And only after all of that REAL invasion starts - with VDV paratroopes, ships, bombers and other toys.

>Says the kid from Ohio

lol fuck russia

You idiots propped up assad even though his people hated him. If you weren't so compensatory and trying to make your peen look big in foreign affairs, this would have sorted itself out peacefully a long time ago.

>A russkie blaming others for creating a mess destroying the whole world
Bur Ivan, YOU are the mess. You are the cancer. It is you who must perish so the rest of us can live.

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FUCK SAUDI FUCK ARABS FUCK WAHABBI ONLY PERSIAN TRUE ARYAN.

Enjoying your "freedom" yet, retard? You'll enjoy it even more when a Russian nuke drops out Riga.

Russia: The country where hurting religious feelingz is a crime.
Russia: The country where questioning Islam is a crime.
Russia: The country where questioning the Holocaust is a crime.
Russia: The only white country with the AIDS rate of a black country.
Russia: The country where sticking your penis in a man's butt is considered heterosexual.

Listen, I'm not going to take shit from some skinhead punk whose mother spent the 90s selling her body for Yankee blue jeans when she wasn't in line for toilet paper.

You had your chance at being relevant, you fucking failed.

Russia wouldn't make it to the Oder before we'd start REFORGER. Every veteran would be instantly recalled back into service, and we'd start reactivating Kitty Hawk and John F. Kennedy.

Japan would probably bitch out, Abe's a selfish cunt. Korea would too, waiting to see if the DPRK does anything. Honestly, the whole thing plays out to NATO's advantage because Russia has to defend the entirety of their territory whereas we can pick and choose where to respond.

I really don't even know what the NSA would do. Most of Russia's electrical grid in the west seems to run through Moscow, so I'm reasonably confident our hackers could shut your grid down, at least enough to disrupt oil and gas production. Also, protip: military hardware is hardened against EMP strikes. They'd have better success just turning off the power to the rest of Europe instead of throwing missiles and inviting retaliatory strikes.

wtf I hate burgers now

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RUSSIA, NO!

>It's all about russian electronic warfare.
American military equipment is EMP-hardened.

And everything else is based on your first, wrong assumption.

This is why no one takes you seriously, "Belarus".

Its just a little shit, nigga.

Murican kill 3 m innocents per xxI century
Create Isis
Create al-caeda
Create Taliban
Defend Israel = 22 suicide USA veterans per day.
1/50 birth with autism

Don't cry bitch. Even my cat know that us pussyes can beat only shitskins.

How hard is it to learn Russian btw

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>nigger argument
Kekek
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Like my unwashed bag akmed

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