Watching porn

>Watching porn
>Shitty convoluted plot
>Director doesn't use the rule of thirds
>Actors can't act
>Actors don't stay in character
>Unrealistic dialogue

Is porn the plebbest genre of film? Why do people love it so much?

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favourite pornstars thread?

>Casey Calvert
>Mia Li
>Ana Foxxx
>Eva Lovia

no

>doesn't follow 3 act structure
>no character development
>too many white people

>Porn film
>Doesn't follow the rules of Dogme 95

Preppy pleasures is kino

>porn film
>ends with an interview with the actors
Literally who wants to see this?

i like boobe

A V A

"K I N O"

A D D A M S

Watch better porn then.
Preferably porn involving Mr. Clean Head over here.

Hey, at least porn follows rule 34.

Charlee chase
Persia Monroe
Jodi west
Katie cummings

Because I am a furious cockhound

Stop fapping

You're watching the wrong films, as the works of based Rocco Siffredi are pure kino.

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

He is a fucking legend!

>search eboy
>it's black on black

AJ Applegate
Riley Reid
Valentina Nappi

fuck off, that's not what the thread is about.

>Valentina Nappi
My nigga

>watch JAV
>instantly regret not just beating off to the cover instead

>m-muh offtopic shitposting!!!
>y-y-you're ruining it!!!!1!!

White on black is fucking disgusting and it's infuriating that interracial porn shows up in the ebony category.
Why have two separate categories in the first place?

Black on black porn is the only porn worth watching.

This is a film board and I'm discussing a genre of film.

the actresses are pretty ugly.

ayy

>he doesn't exclusively watch college students with no tats or fake tits get rammed hard by an ethnically ambiguous faceless dude in a hotel room

>serious exploration of human sexuality in modern society
>blooper reel during the credits

Fucking really?

>Shitty convoluted plot
>Director doesn't use the rule of thirds
>Actors can't act
>Actors don't stay in character
>Unrealistic dialogue

without first line it descripes the current capeshit orumlar fampaiop

>Watching porn
>Laptop slides off my chest
Anybody else have this problem?
How do you position yourself?

I only watch amateur or read erotic stories.

This is disgusting, these dumb bimbos get ruined for a few hundred dollars. Exploitation at it's worst, I'm glad I quit watching pornography.

god what a pin head

>ethnically ambiguous
the GDP guy is a gross mid easterner

>jasmine byrne
>sara jay
>ryan connor
>diamond jackson

MCStories? I usually go for stories too, but it's hard to find stuff with that isn't all white people and doesn't have pages and pages of exposition.

Alicia Ferrari

xnxx or hentaifoundry

This is why I only watch the porn with no music, no dialogue. Just rigorous fucking. And only lesbians.

You see, by doing this I am now the head writer of the plot. I give the character's back stories, names, social security numbers, bank accounts, netflix accounts, runescape accounts, the works.

laptop resting across my upper thighs below my balls

In what universe do cute lesbians have runescape accounts?
Also do they pay for membership?

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Any tips on how to watch porn in the shower?
Zip lock bag over phone is all i can think of, but then sound would be a problem.

>double penertration scene
>doesn't follow 180 degree rule

What did she mean by that

>In what universe do cute lesbians have runescape accounts?

My universe. As the viewer, and with no cheesy dialogue to ruin the show my universe is the only one that matters.

>Also do they pay for membership?

No, not directly. Technically, they stole the account information. That's a story for another day.

I can only get off on HD closeups of the female neck

Incest porn is so much better with good acting.

youtube.com/watch?v=WIq0wWXQJ_E

>watching professional porn
Disgusting. Homemade amateur master race.

Thats reason I only watch amateur

the prevalence of this genre over the last couple of years is evidence that millennials are a broken generation

Found the vampires

>not appreciating avant garde cinematography with acting that employs Brecht's V-effekt and rejection of realism.
>calling others plebs

Put a laptop on the nearest dry surface ie a countertop

>he doesn't film his encounters with prostitutes on super 8 to watch in his home theatre

>watching amateur porn
>dick goes soft and get sad I'm missing out on young love and sex

Best Kendra scenes?
Best Jordi scenes?

haha real funny

but seriously though you shouldn't play around with garlic its actually really dangerous please put it away

>watching POV porn
>when the guys balls deep he bring the camera up to her neck
>mfw
only few amateurs really understand how much immersion you can put into POV porn instead of just boring wideshots made with putting a tripod over the guys head while he's laying down 100% of the time

based jordi

What's the deal with Mike Adriano shoving baked goods up girls butts?

jordi scenes are all goat
>[MomsInControl] Crystal Rae, Diamond Jackson (Mom's Twist Of Date - 06.07.16)

I know this is probably bait but why do so many people feel sorry for the porn girls? They obviously know what they're getting into.
Sure, some are probably told "Its just regular sex" or "Its just a naked picture shoot" and then its a gangbang or something. However, if you are that stupid and cant see the red flags, you probably (and Ive never meant this before) deserve it.

>Inb4 "but they cant earn money any other way!"
Yeah they most likely can. McDonalds and Wallmart take almost anyone.

>watch GDP
>scene starts with a condom
>ends with him going raw and finishing inside

He should keep the part where he convinces them to take the creampie for a couple hundred bucks more in

>paying for sex
The only thing i pay for is the drink and the roofies

you're not wrong but porn is for cucks in general.

it's hilarious isn't it

Blacked seems to be the only exception to this, while there are other porn sites that can match the cinematography Blacked edges them out with it's superior story. The Kendra's Obsession series for example is better than most of the crap on tv. You really get to see a genuine character arc of a relationshiply ambiguous women finally getting to discover herself sexually. Not only that but her husband supports her which is refreshingly realistic what with the current year and all. Can't wait for part 5.

He would be the best guy to play Saitama

>They obviously know what they're getting into.

This is not bait, and I do not absolve these dumb whores of responsibility, but without the kike producers behind this it wouldn't happen.

let me clean my deek

Can we discuss actual porn kino?

I legitimately watch parodies to laugh, they are like the last gasp of grindhouse theatre and you c an get some real fun ones like the Scooby Doo one.

Pic related is the only actual porn kino i've seen.

The one with Phoenix Marie is good also

disgusting.

Tara Tainton
Xev belringer
Siri

Have you seen the POV "walking in on sister masticating"? It's legitimately good porn-art

It is pretty weird how it's the only ones with good acting.

Sislovesme could have no sex scenes I'd still watch them just for the pretty women flirting with me

Story? 1.5-2 minutes of exposition is story?

There was more plot in 1980s video games

I'm really glad the janitors are doing their job and cultivating on topic threads with quality discussion. The quality of this board really shines in threads like this one.

Please elaborate.
Do they blackmail them or something? How are they forced into it? (Forced according to the media) I actually dont know where all this comes from.
Ive mostly just heard women who are mad that men can watch people fuck so that they can get their "fix" instead of potentially raping (I realise this is far fetched but Im sure there are a few people who'd rape if they couldnt jerk it to porn)

I'm really glad you weren't aborted.

Will check it out, can't at the moment, will it be easy to find?

Is it chewing porn?

I believe what you are looking for is arthouse soft core

Thanks, user. Me too

You mean 90% of Brazzers videos?

Anya Olsen is literally the only actress I've seen who can stay in character for an entire scene.

>her look to the camera at the end

>watching porn
>guy doesn't blow his load in 30 seconds and start frantically apologizing to the girl and begging her not to tell everyone

At least make this shit believable.

Gianna Michaels

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>script calls for Aunt Diane to say "Don't do it, Jimmy."
>actress delivers the line perfectly
>she respects the method
>she respects the work
>she respects the process
>she respects the craft
>she respects the writer's words

>Jimmy does it anyway
>the irony is exquisite

>hour long casting video
>35 minutes talking about dumb bullshit
>10 minute warm up blowjob
>10 minute fuck
>5 minute ending blowjob

>Please elaborate
>Do they blackmail them or something?

I think with this "girl do porn" it's just a simple payment, but the pornographic industry is rampant with corruption, obviously, since the entire industry is built on corruption. Drugs to keep the performers working, sexual exploitation, etc. It's disgusting, and like I said, the women are not absolved of responsibility, I didn't say forced, but that can happen as well. I don't think that pornography is a healthy outlet either, and can make fetishes and sexual appetites worse when it concerns "rape prevention".

>video ends in a facial

>arthouse soft core
do they have that? where can I find it?

Lily Cade, Alison Tyler, Peggy Sue, Vanessa Blue, Venus (not the old asian hooker)

...

>Thumbnail shows doggystyle
>doggystyle only in last 25 seconds

*masturbating
It's really nice and peaceful porn. Instant boners every time>Alison Tyler
My nigga perfect body

Katie Cummings is awesome. She got fat to do thiccc vids and lost it all again - that and her brother/sis vids.

Okay, you've peaked my interest enough for me to find a documentary or something.

I can see what you mean with the fetishes, if one dives deeper into the fetish world, finding someone to do it with you probably gets harder and harder.