>"I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that's all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage... and get the oven hot... and feel your CUNT... your plump CUNT... and when it was plump enough to eat... to eat... EAT."
he looks like an NPC from the witcher with that fucking cap
Hunter Cooper
His short stories are good. Also, Cell and Secret Window, Secret Garden. Pet Sematary, too.
The Shining was okay. Overrated, imo.
Juan Rogers
what is the context
Brayden Price
That's some babby entry level shit, try Arthur Jermyn, The Street, or Medusa's Coil if you want QUALITY Lovecraft Sup Forums-mode
Daniel Moore
Secret Window was good ill give you that
Jack Nguyen
I don't really think he is, he's just constantly reaching for outrageous motifs, usually in unexpected places, sexual perversions being the usual suspect. That's a book version of a jump scare which he perfected.
Brandon Gomez
The fire rises
Aaron Walker
This can't be real. This can't be fucking real. Holy shit.
Wtf? Chapters within a chapter? Now I don't read much books but what the fuck? I can't find it.
Aiden Rodriguez
Have you ever seen how thick that stupid book is?
Oliver Lewis
use the index in the first few pages to skip to chapter 22 (ritual of chode lol) and click through till you see a 12, my dude.
Adrian Mitchell
I think The Shining is only credited as one of his best because the movie was a masterpiece
Jackson Rivera
There's only 2 different audiobook versions on YT and neither goes past page 525 or so
Nathaniel Perry
He also says that she got her ass hit with a belt and she kind of liked it and came 3 times
Zachary Phillips
What
Jason Taylor
That's not even the good narrator
Isaac Richardson
fuck it ill just screencap and post it
Adam Gomez
He's balding so he wears a hat as often as he can
Christopher Ward
Mine too. Much better than the book's ending.
Jace Nguyen
Doesn't explain the peasant hat
Luke Taylor
...
Samuel Baker
[citation needed]
Owen Cooper
...
Easton Bennett
>mfw I share a board with illiterature children who are shocked to learn King has written some depraved shit
can you retards name 5 authors off the tops of your heads?
Robert Harris
True anonymous bros. A rarity on the chins these days. Godspeed friend.
Ryder Gutierrez
>YUM YUM
was Stephen King the original BRAPPPPPPP SNIFF SNIFF poster?
Chase Gutierrez
why is the font unreadable??
Isaiah Ross
you tell us bud.
Oliver Robinson
Right. How are /lit/ and /tv so fucking far apart despite similar tastes in content.
Camden Jackson
jfk rowling henry tolkien george rr martin george orwell kafka nietzche
btfo
Aaron Long
Because theres fluoride in the water
Lincoln Parker
I've read hundreds of books and I'd never read some gas station shelf schlock like King.
I do know that there was an underaged gang bang in the sewers in It though. I think King is a pedo
Ayden Morales
>can you retards name 5 authors off the tops of your heads? Most King readers can't. There's King, Tolkien, Lewis, Rowling.... and uh uh uh uh
Daniel Richardson
No problem man. Sperged out myself trying to find this shit.
Charles Anderson
>People who write about murder are murderers I know pedophile is the hot new buzzword but you're gonna make it meaningless.
Lincoln Brooks
"fin"
Cameron Barnes
>mfw he actually says that in the movie
Carter Price
I think theres somewhat of a difference to be made between that comparison. Im sure everyone has wanted to do bodily hard to someone else at some point. Not everyone has had thoughts of fucking children or watching them fuck. The shit i just posted is basically his self insert fantasy smut.
Cooper Martinez
That's really scary dialogue. It's not hilarious at all.
Truly, he's a master of terror and fear.
Parker Baker
pizzagate is real
Camden Watson
Is Bill the ultimate cucklord?
Ethan Hall
That sounds an awful lot like an opinion. You can't divorce the two. If people who rewrite about children having sex want to fuck kids, then people who write about murder want to kill people, as a permanent facet of their personality. You can't 'hurr uh well um' at this. Your entire argument is based on opinion and assumption.
Aiden Martinez
This is the only horror story that's given me nightmares, which is weird since it's by far the funniest
Evan Taylor
>Imagining it fingering Bevvie in an owen like she was a stuffed turkey
David Brown
No. Because fucking children and killing people are two entirely different things. Not every thing in the world is subject to the same set of rules faggot. t. stephen king
William Martinez
Yup. hes /ourguy/
Cameron Sullivan
>Bevvie in the remake
Matthew Brooks
I wonder what Stephen King knows that we don't
Levi Peterson
King is literally a sniff poster
Levi Nguyen
try to write this nowdays and you will probably get lynched
Jose Wright
Eric Nylund Ernest Hemingway Max Brooks Anthony Zahn Alan Bloom
Camden Moore
>he didn't even take actual pictures from his own copy >he hasn't saved those pictures each time I shitpost to an IT thread
Chump tier effort desu.
Cameron Collins
>that book scene where the bully opens the fridge in that dump and gets eaten alive by IT in a weird bird thing form >that scene with the leprous hobo yelling he'll suck their dick