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peng yanks edition

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willies

would shag both of them if i werent a virgin

need them to suffocate me with their fannies

cannot till every place in the world has an equal part of each ethnicity and race
will be exciting

what interests me about this picture isn't so much the "quality" of the fgirls but the "inappropriateness" of their outfit for the occasion: grey skies no one else in skimpy clothing etc

require my head and neck to be crushed between the gigantic thighs of a yank bitch

wouldn't have the self esteem to even stand close to them

why not shag them to no longer be a virgin??

>Can easily understand why some people would get addicted to gambling

looks like they're both taller than me
haha

Love shaved innie fannies.

this

paeadofile

want to throw the left one around and make her call me king while i fuck her. the right one can film or lick my willy in between thrusts.

The statement was NOT a endorsement of the condition, it was a statement of UNDERSTANDING the motivation

are lad the super autist

the one on the left has big boobs lol

>The statement was NOT a endorsement of the condition, it was a statement of UNDERSTANDING the motivation

Is it socially acceptable to buy same shoes twice?
Had one excellent pair that lasted me over 2 years and I cannot find anything new that I would like just as much.

how can you be addicted to something just stop doing it ahahahahaha do something else bwahahaha

Would like to put my willy inside a vagina atleast once in life. But don't want to pay the first time this is the problem. Any other lads with this problem?

Left one definitely far outshines the right and she knows it

Fuck their teeth are so white

pls explain, never gambled myself

i unironically bought same shoes 6 times

theguardian.com/money/2017/oct/28/uk-state-pension-ubs-britain-australia

STATE of the uk

australia seems more and more like the promised land every time I learn something new about it

used to, then I gave up on women
much more content now

alright placing an order

Am not.

Is the point at which your head starts to feel a bit 'heavy' or 'unstable' the point at which you're tipsy?

Yes of course it's fine

you ever still feel in love with the people you took MD or a pill with a few days after the fact?

who cares about old people anyway

>love
gay

feel a bit pathetic. never done any kind of sex or drugs

wasn't even in a band

never md is shit

wish I was australian desu

they do everything better except guns

>socially acceptable
do you talk about your shoes a lot?

Do a sex then

my god im so fucking coked up i've been looking on adultwork for a fat old woman to fuck for ages. i literally want to fuck an ugly old woman just because the fact it's disgusting turns me on lol. i wanna fuck a fat 60 year old black woman hahaha

reading the thread about decedents of historical figures

Our government unironically needs heavy reform. Unfortunately all of our MPs lack any notion of balls.

nah but never bought same pair twice

200+IQ post

nothing wrong with letting the elderly starve

why do so many brit posters do drugs
i thought brits were white

the virgin runtlet straight edge post

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good lad

any bruce man in

wish I was a girl so I can wear cute clothes and walk down dark alleyways at night in the hope of getting raped

is that normal

What else is there to do in shitty overcast Bongistan?

bit weird

calling animal services and reporting you for force-feeding that cat to the point of american tier obesity

would kick its head clean off

Virginity, sobriety and a cappella

delivery woman for the local chinese basically invites herself into peoples houses

yes
ALL women deep down have the desire to be raped

What flag is this I'm on mobile

>straight edge
the only people that use that term are druggie bogans/chavs

business idea: give all the property the chinese own to refugees

china or something

*speaks into my wristwatch*
"alright i got him, scotland yard"

certainly not as much to do there as Kyrgyzstan

tunisa

RAWR

god i wish that were me

nothing more cucked than bt escalating the inflation of the premier league and sky sports still getting the best games LOL

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Lots of Pakistanis are normal its just that 80% of the ones Britain receives are from some highly inbred rural mountain region

just clipped a HUGE toenail on my big toe

ah yes women

Imagine a girl forcing you to have sex with her

please don't generalise, sweaty xx

rasheed

business idea: thatas well as that

The lad who gets 666 will have sex this year

Ah yes, time for the usual weekend activities

>*checks for new ladyboysfuckedbareback videos*

why did you leave pinterest, roaster?

but I also want the same thing

if she was fat smelly and ugly to the point where i was so unattracted to her she was practically an old man .


don't know why people say women can't rape men

peng

but it will actually be anal sex and hes the one receiving

pls be me

women having opinions is like an ant having a 3 foot penis

kneeling for the moment of silence lads

virgin

congrats

janny

wouldnt be able to get hard in that situation so she would have a difficult time raping me
also i would deck the fat cunt

how do girls get anything done and not just sti around all day feeling themselves up

Anyone know how to get rid of this mould shit?

>peng

oh hello chaps this here chipmonger emporium is ehehe *clears throat* "well peng"

that is quite something, shame about the thing between her legs

piss

they dont get anything done
see: history of mankind

a wet cloth and elbow grease

>vomits

Those are some exquisite breasts and a very nice vagina