Brit/pol/ - Truss in Liz Edition

NEW CABINET

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

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WEW

FREXIT SOON LADS

She has a point but he is also from Nice so the closing borders remark is irrelevant for this one time.

Based. Can't wait for leftists rationalising it again

We need people other than Hopkins saying this.

Has BoJo made a speech about the attack yet?

TRADE DEALS

Where were his parents from?

Is Liz autistic?

He was literally a Tunisian, he arrived in France as a child and had numerous petty offences under his belt. Should've been deported years ago

Algeria I think but you really think this plan was 31 years in the making? Its pointless to say close the borders when he's lived there his life.

If the borders were closed, his scum parents never would have made it into France

>tfw no anime gf

So let's keep letting in more Tunisians and Algerians so their kids can murder ours in 30 years time?

We need to address the in group preferences among these people. Amazing how we need legislation to weed out "white in group preferences" but muslims are suddenly incapable of bias

>Theresa May already looks shattered as fuck

Im not saying that. My point was that ISIS (if it is them) are getting to people you might think are domestic to their country rather than foreign; but thats well known anyway

Ofcourse we should close the borders anyway,

WAKE UP, LONDON

I want Liz Truss to dominate me.

Hope france uncucks itself soon

>no larry
>no peppa pig


Dammit OP, British humour should trickle down just a bit, surely?

>ISIS (if it is them)
They have literally claimed responsibility. ISIS are not known for claiming responsibility for attacks they did not orchestrate, that's Al Qaeda's thing not theirs.

Why bother talking out your arse lad

I wonder if Daily Politics will actually be about our politics, or if Andy will spend the entire show talking about how great France is.

I mean I love Neil but he's a bit of a cuck after events like this.

You are right mate.

Some people think that any ISIS guy that smuggles himself into a country is going to be the one that causes an incident??? . . .. the fact is, they locate people already in the country and further radicalize them.

nth for solidarity with France

We love you frogbros

Why does this fucking gook create Brit/pol/ threads all the time? Fuck off, gook. We don't like Asians in Britain.

>They have literally claimed responsibility.
Didn't realise. I dont mean to talk out my arse you know.

>russian flags

>not liking britboo flip
fuck off Ivan

That's why only ethnic nationalism will save Europe.

The Pinoy has been with us for a few weeks and is OK . .. he's taken the time to learn a bit about British politics and he makes threads for us because we are too drunk.

No-one else can be arsed to make them. I don't mind as long as there's no anime in the OP.

English-Norwegian with property in Russia. Good times here.

desu lad i'd rather east asians than west asians.

the chinese in my town are pretty chill

Traitor.

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Jesus Christ

Caller on LBC refusing to blame Islam, in fact he said it was not religion-based at all, then purely blamed the French security system.

You have to be mentally ill to only blame the security and not the perpetrator, surely?

Some previous OP removed it

hahaha oh my god.

+ that movie is fucking amazing.

I unironically like him more than that tripfag YKTD.

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>implying spending summer in based Saint P is a treason

tears

How is he a traitor?
He's said nothing that suggests he's a traitor.

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What do you lads think about Russianvids?

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Holy fuck that's evil

he's english you dumbfuck

A bunch more

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Not funny

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^this site is better suited to you

Oh fuck off, cuck.

And I'm Micky Mouse.

Holy shit these are great. What thread is this all in?

>babby's first reshuffle

Out of morbid curiosity, is there any footage of people actually getting ploughed through up close?

The only thing that could stop a terrorist attack like the one yesterday is arming the population.

We are a twisted bunch of fucks.

That's what makes Sup Forums great.

Pakis detected

>implying it isnt a british pedo living in flip

yeah, about as likely as you being an "english-norwegian with property in russia" kek

twitter.com/KTHopkins

Dropping truth bombing all over the place is Are Kate today.

It was archived a while ago

>The only thing that could stop a terrorist attack like the one yesterday is arming the population
I hope you are kidding.

Finding retarded posts in r/uk is like shooting fish in a barrel. It's hardly fair.

>climate change is the biggest long term issue
stopped reading there.

Please enlighten me, what would have stopped this attack? Asking nicely?

cringe

No, there's some immediate aftermath vids though, and they're pretty grim

Cheers mate.

Heads up that the Chuckle Brothers are doing an AMA on Plebbit later, if you wanted to ask their take on the Nice attack.

cant argue with this tweet. You'd think liberals, especially the women, would look into the rape part
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LAD

>MUH ECONOMIC MELTDOWN
>oh wait UK markets are now performing the best of any major economy
>MUH DEAD CURRENCY
>oh wait it's recovering
>M-MUH EVIL TORIES MUH CLIMATE CHANGE
H I G H
L E V E L
K E K

Not importing muslims would've helped

Nothing could have stopped it.

The entire population of Nice could have been carrying AK47s but it would still have happened.

One liberal side of me says people should have the freedom to purchase weaponry.

Another side says that the government should have the authority on force.

There's a case to be made on both sides.

Check out his writing manner.

The degeneracy of right-wing UKIP and Cockservative twats is revealed yet again.

Well if your plan is to remove all the potential terrorists you now have to deport 6million people from France.

Until the French people realize they need to do that the only thing that will help is giving people guns.

Less people would have died, you're not stupid enough to deny that.

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Are they still paranoid about encryption banning, guess what it won't happen.
And also Philip hammond looks like he'll be a great chancellor due to his economics degree and decresing austerity

>Getting rid of 6 million people
It's been done before and we can do it again

banning and deport people of Islam.

>Less people would have died, you're not stupid enough to deny that.
Probably not in this case, actually. I don't think many people would stand in front of a moving lorry that was heading towards them and take out the driver.

>nearly 1000 upvotes

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this didn't even get 50. Weird!

>Less people would have died, you're not stupid enough to deny that.
I will deny it.
In fact I will say that MORE people could have died, every Tom, Dick and Harry firing on the truck would have left lots more injured in cross-fire and ricochet incidents.

Come on mate, you do understand how coping through humour works, right? I'm probably the most European feeling guy in this thread and I still laughed.

There were multiple people running after the truck trying to jump on it and get at the driver, risking there lives to stop people dying.

The media has you terrified of the one thing that would actually help.

>May will use the Nice attack to push surveillance laws
Cap this.

She doesn't need to, our intelligence is fucking top notch.

that's one rare karen

>running after the truck
This is entirely different. What exactly would shooting at the back of a lorry do? The likelihood of shooting out a tyre is pathetically low. If you want to take out the driver, you need to be aiming at the windscreen.

>I don't think many people would stand in front of a moving lorry that was heading towards them and take out the drive


>There were multiple people running after the truck trying to jump on it

No it hasn't.

>The media has you terrified of the one thing that would actually help.
Americans posting their imaginary responses on a Chinese puppet forum has given you a twisted slant on reality.

Doesn't mean she won't user
May is surveillance state: the politician

Oy vey. I bet you expect trump to expell the 11 million illegals on the us

My favorite one atm as well

Also despite being PM she can't just make laws pass without deliberation and most tories aren't really into taking away people's freedom surprisingly.