What the fuck happened to Brad Pitt?

Does he have AIDS?

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he's 50 years old

is he really?

it's probably for a movie role

well he is getting JUSTed

It's called stress and lack of calories.

He probably is sick to his stomach, stressed, loss of appetite during this divorce. This leads to lack of calories, loss of sleep, high adrenaline, becoming a fat burner instead of sugar burner. NOT GOOD. I bet he pees 20x a day. His body is anabolizing it's muscle tissue for calories as well as fat. His blood sugar is always running low along with low blood volume and low ADH(anti-diuretic hormone) leads to peeing a ton.

I went through this after being in the midst of paleo diet then a stressful month of my life lead to same type of weight loss. IT SUCKS!

53 tbe

>Crazy wife
>Dozen kids that aren't even his
>50 years old
>media constantly following him
>getting divorced
Angelina looks like a harpy these days, I doubt they've had sex in years.

Is it illegal to be thin in America or something

He's on his way to the JUSTice League meeting.

>Just what? What the fuck did you just say? Hold on Angie. What the fuck is saying only just? Just what, you fucker?

He's starting to look like an etheopean kid
Skinny with his teeth starting to protrude

Somebody give the man a burger ffs

Is it illegal to be non-Muslim in Europe?

Divorce diet

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

Got him lookin like this:
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He's more than twice my age and still looks younger and better than me

He eats foreskins to stay young

Does he even Mew?

Him and Jude law are mewing incarnate

I said

*ahem*

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSST!!

Imagine trying to fuck Angie for years, I would want to kill myself.

Looks fucking good for his age desu

How the fuck does stress change the way you burn calories? Eat a fucking burger you're a fucking american aren't you god

in that case he looks pretty good!

That boy needs to visit an In-N-Out for a few hours a day.

Brad, I heard you're a free man now, buddy! C'mon man, cheer up, have four subs. You're looking pretty gaunt, man.

>>paleo

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With AIDS

t. retard

Angelina Jolie is literally a succubus

It's too late for Jonah to save him, Jonah's on a health kick again (if you count doing lots of cocaine and not eating as a health kick)

Maybe in a year or two when Jonah is a fat fuck again he can help Brad

Shut up faggot.

No brad does not I have aids I talked to him while going to the hospital three days ago

His wife made him stop smoking. ALL 10/10's smoke.

Hey Val, wtf was up with that "improv" scene in Twixt? Fucking cringe, dude.

You didn't answer his question bud

>That tattoo is for his grandma
Fucking stupid tattoo to commemorate someone important tonyou that's like 35ยข commemorative bumper sticker you decided to get PERMANENTLY ETCHED INTO YOUR FUCKING SKIN.
LOVE YOU TOO MEEMA HEART

Like fuck couldn't you have spent some of that IM ACTING money on something a little more personal or not a giant lump of shit on your arm?

It was great my improv scene I was on a crap load of lsd but it was great

>that nipple placement

ok, timestamp or fuck off

considering cole sprouse and merle allin have posted here with proof in the last two weeks i'm willing to believe val kilmer lurks here, too

Bat nipples

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High stress releases cortesol. Fucks with your chemistry.

CROWN HIM

High stress makes you eat more/less. It doesn't make you magically significantly more/less calories. Almost nothing does that. If you know of something, patent it. Cuz that shit will make you rich.

titflaps.

Not him but you need to google "metabolism". Its kinda fascinating how confident you are that you're saying facts when it's so wrong. Many factors influence metabolism, not "almost nothing".

he's already old man, just let him die in peace

His mouth looks like a mummified corpse