I'm from the uk, I emigrated to Australia back in 2015 and I must say I regret it everyday...

I'm from the uk, I emigrated to Australia back in 2015 and I must say I regret it everyday. Everyone I talk to is dumb as fuck. They haven't a single clue about anything. I feel like I can't have a proper and intelligent conversation with anyone. Back in the uk, we are all very well educated and well mannered. Not to mention we give a toss about our appearance also. Most Aussie couldn't give a shit about their appearance ! Plus they're very ill mannered most of them. I've also recognised the way males treat woman in this place and its fucking disgusting. If this was back home, they wouldn't get away with it. Not a fucking chance. Also the cost of living is fucking ridiculous. i work at coles and the price of things i scan through the checkout surprises me and shocks me. its too bloody expensive. As soon as I have enough money, I'm packing up and getting the fuck out of here and back to the uk! Australia it looks good on paper but when your actually here and living it, different story !

How do we treat women, I'm just curious what it looks like from an outside perspective

Tbh that just sounds like the U.K to me.

Couldn't handle the bantz

You exactly sound like most of muslims who emigrated to western countries

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You fucking druggo

I think op got cucked by a HAC. (humongous australian cock)

I honestly want to move to Australia if the people there are just as fun to talk to in person as they are on here.

cheerio you gay cunt

>I'm an intellectual
>I work at coles

Tell me about the specials, mate.

Holy Shit its actually "Whinging Pom" the thread

Sorry we don't force our women to wear burqas, ahmed.

We're a pretty funny lot. The humor is very deadpan, so sometimes we seem serious when we're talking shit, but if you remember that 99% of what's said is a joke you'll do alright.

If you don't love it, leave.

You have to remember though, people on here are social outcasts, incredibly introverted and most likely will never engage with strangers, let alone different looking strangers. :-)
OP is mostly right, Australians are too laid back about serious issues.

>not migrating to America where your accent alone is considered a job skill.

Lolfaggot, I know an illegal Euro making $2,000+ CASH a week working as bartender.

Is this you cunt?

You work at Coles now?

Way to land on your knees you fucking girl.
Hahahaha, fuck off you pasty stickarmed vagina

Fuck. Off.

We're full.

That's fucking perfect. Here, people always get pissed off at me for things I say as a joke

Actually we just got full then, sorry Malaysia.

Oh well

this, OP take thon rod out yer arse.

Not to me, you live up north or in london?

I think he might actually be an automated checkout that's achieved self-awareness.

Not surprising that he's full of himself. Nobody knows how to use him and nobody wants to talk to the checkout machine about politics.

he fell for the Home and Away meme

Kek you are just an australian trying to discourage others emigrating there.

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Does this have a meaning ?
Bcuz the post count changes in every thread

Dunno, people have been doing it a bit recently. Forced meme, I reckon.

Start hanging out at some of the expensive wine bars rather than the happy go lucky pubs. You'll get a better cross section