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Well, the situation I'd say is eggs over easy for the Germans, eggs over not bad for the Japanese, and eggs over pretty grim for the Russians.
what do you have to say to this racists?
sue
sue poster needs locking up the vile nonce
You arrive in Berlin
feel like pure shit just want him back
were heavily reliant on imports, we could simply be starved to death. reintroduction of rationing would be devastating for the country and we may never recover from it
>the bulgarian who was shitting up my thread posted his phone number so turks could call him
positively fucking mental
*Hamburg
if someone told me I wasn't Danish I wouldn't fucking cry.
What a soft cunt.
Hm
utterly screaming
Why aren't you watching the next twin peaks?
would you rather save 1000 fetuses or one 5 year old?
Sorry xx
Will do better next time
claim yer gfs
unblood likely mate.
Alright just don't let it happen again
depends, what colour is the five year old
neither
>muh appeal to emotion
you know that lad thats up in newcastle and keeps us posted on his uni life
not fond of him
>diner sign spells DIE due to some letters not lighting up
woah
hello rorke!
How would deano react to the reimplementation of rationing?
a 5 year old
1000 fetuses arent difficult to create
non-chads should be killed
all wild animals are chads cause the beta/virgins of their species didn't make it past their first few weeks/months
alri lad
Summer
alri rasheed
you aren't danish
we tried to do this and you moaned you were hungry
tesco metro was out of mixed fruits (literally not a single bottle, no pear either) so I had to get this
it's a piff ting though, recommend it
costs a few pence more than the mixed fruits tho
>tfw analytic philosophy has made the whole discipline into a what-if toy playroom
boiling over with anger and hatred lads
Saw an 18th century French comedic pamphlet that stereotyped Europeans. Had Englishmen pegged as insatiable perverts with sex constantly in mind, can confirm from browsing /brit/ that this stereotype is still true.
BRILLIANT post
Overall, facial aesthetics are about bone structure, and skin elasticity.
The good news is that you can exercise your face to highlight your bone structure.
This involves increasing jaw line, check bone protrusion, and toning the muscles in the face to accent your facial features.
This is nothing new obviously, but I am willing to bet that most of you dont do it.
In conjunction with weight training and cardio these exercises can improve your facial aesthetics.
TONGUE STRETCH
Facial exercises force the muscles to expand and contract. This helps force lymph from areas such as the jaw line, where it often accumulates and causes sagging, says the TargetWoman health and lifestyle website. This exercise is particularly good for flexing the jaw muscles. Sit up straight and slowly raise your chin so that you're looking at the ceiling. Keep your shoulders relaxed to avoid neck strain. Stick your tongue out and down, trying to get the tip to touch your chin. Hold this position for 10 seconds, then relax.
LIP RAISE AND JAW DROP
This exercise works the chin and the muscles at the front of your neck, which help support the skin on the jaw line. While doing this exercise, you should feel the neck muscles and chin tighten. Raise your lower lip past your top lip, which should make your chin tense and pucker. Hold in this position for a few seconds, then firmly drop your lower jaw, keeping the rest of your face and head still. This movement will cause your neck muscles to contract. Hold for a few seconds, relax and aim for at least two sets of 10 repetitions.
CHEEK FLEX
Take your three center fingers and place them on the cheeks and push them down. At the same time, raise your cheeks by smiling as hard as you can. Keep your head back when you are performing this workout.
JAW STRETCH
It's just as important to stretch the jaw muscles as it is to strengthen them. This helps ensure tension is released and promotes good circulation
1000 fetuses
can you drink drive
i want to drive to corner shop get cigs
its less than 10mins away
is that ok
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>This October marks the 30th Black History Month in the UK. It was established in 1987 as a result of civil unrest, riots and widespread discrimination. So how much have things changed? And what does it mean to be black and British in 2017?
Why is it that blacks can only feel interested, read, watch or learn things if they see a fellow black person? I don't get it. History is just History, learning about what some people did in the past. What's the obstacle here?
Or, devil's advocate, do I only feel I can say that because most of British history is white, I'm white and I'm just used to seeing what I can identify with, like the blacks are saying they want to be able to do?
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let it go la. LET. IT. GO xx
peace and civilisation depends on the betas
Would like if BBC3 aired a sort of peep show type show with rorke and rasheed as flatsharers in london.
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yeah stop being a fucking pussy
that's a nice gf
You can call it lack of confidence
But to carry on living doesn't make no sense
*terminates you as humanely as possible*
Heh, nothing personell kid
Monkey see. Monkey do.
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Agree with that sentiment. Even if it's a baby of rape, you are quite literally killing a child for the crime of its father. Barbaric
SOURCE??
>The ONS report said:
>There were 1.2 million crimes of violence against the person
poor bloke
And I'm sure I wouldn't take it personally were I two week old foetus
my insides seem to be blocking the path to shitting properly
not sure if this will clear up on it's own
i will destroy isis
the gf
i dont know if we get a trade embargo slapped on us and food supplies are disrupted what we gonna do?
insurance lad here
see people of all ages and occupations wreck their cars while drink driving
everyone thinks "heh I'll be find because I'm not like those other morons" but no one can do it. Proper middle aged men in lucrative careers getting their licences stripped from them because they thought they could drink and drive
not to mention the amount of innocent pedestrians who literally die because of drink drivers
>not wanting to get near her feet and go for a possible sniff
>the gf
That's not your gf, that's famous actress Tilda Swinton.
a while later and you would wince at the possibility
Folded
more of YOU died protecting kikes during WW2 than anyone here died of famine
they don't even teach interesting black history at school.
>and this was the first black man to drive an aeroplane
>adn this was the first black woman to swimm 100m
if they're going to teach black history, they should teach cool stuff like the haitian slave revolts or Mansa Musa
t. someone who likes history.
wrong, you just never hear about the good drink drivers like me
we're not irish lad, we know how to fish
because people are inherently tribal and blacks aren't brainwashed not to be like Europeans are
I will live in your country
>white
works for schlomo, get's weekends off
>black
lives a free and fulfilled life
>the gf
Take pics of your adventures for the lads
>haitian slave revolts
Ahh yes because we want race relations to be like the US
Loved this gme
grow some food.
Doubt they'd teach how Britain is the country that ended slavery
>8 cans of Heineken €11
>12 cans of Heineken €12
its like they want me to drink more
Post tonight's beer/food lads. Here's mine.
>yoked blacks who are always dry as fuck natty due to their slave-breeding genetics
annoying
>Mansa Musa
WE
read the books?
if not FUCK OFF
call me a crazy prude but maybe if your dress is too short to bend over and tie laces you should either wear shoes with straps or wear a longer dress
>YOU
I'm still alive hun
MENTIONED
Millie bobby brown
hmmmmm...
Don't care how old you are. Don't want you around and doing it humanely, in your sleep. How you gonna take it personally if you're not even conscious?
Checkmate.
I will take your job
Are you smoking yet?
She's not a very good actress.
alcohol is bad for the body