/tennis/ - Australian Open 2018 cont

Quantum Cyborg Edition

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Women: tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketAussieOpenWTA/WTAwesome/default.aspx
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TV Channels:
Australia: 7
Europe: Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Schedule for matches for today/tomorrow (local time):

11:00 Kerber (21) - Keys (17)
13:00 Sandgren - Chung
15:00 Halep (1) - Pliskova (6)
19:30 Berdych (19) - Federer (2)

good posts only, no bully NO BULLY
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ahh so this is the power of gender equality

Chungod

Mutt thread :3

How can u just have a year where you’re utter shit and look like retiring, then come back and GOAT up? Sport shouldn’t work like this.

jt thread btfo

is the aussie open the worst major out of the 4?

Keys JUSTing hard

Any one got any abstract tennis memes?

Roland Garros

off yourself keys

Yep.
Wimby > U.S. > French > Aus

US Open

DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!

US
>tiebreaker in the last

h8 slams and slam threds and slam ppo

LOVE Kerber

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>one hour training session for kerber

OHNONONONONO

top post

Carebear talks so fast and unhindered

BASED Aryan destroys mutt, next up the gypsy, and then will dispatch of the degenerate Pozniacki in the final

>wanting 8 gorillion hours of isner or karloshit
lmao just lmao

Wimbley is the only one without any reason to be the worst

Keys fucked off the court within 40 seconds.
I'm laughing to the high heavens. What was that?

Would like Halep to whisper sweet nothings into my ears in Romanian

Also
>50 minute wait til next match
Am going to bed then

>roland garros
No roof, no night games
>wimbledon
No night games
>US open
5th set tiebreak

Aus open is best open

>tennys fanboys after tonight

Look mummy, there’s an airplane up in the sky.

Keys should be fined 100k for tanking. holy shit this is terrible equal pay tier crap

>No night games
You can play until 11 under the roof

wot?

t. attention spanlet

Keys should pay everyone in the crowd for wasting an entire hour of their time before the 1pm match begins.

go back to your own thread bastard child

CMON TENNYS DONT LET REDDIT LAUGH AT US

Grass court containment month is good times

>Aussie
Heat, time zone

>French
Clay, no hawk eye, no roof

>US
5th set tie break

>hey grandpa, tell us a story from your life
>wait, so you spent your entire life watching tennis instead of playing it?

Checked

TENNIS LESSONS ARE EXPENSIVE U BRATS

add it to the US open tab

>''''thinking'''' armychung is the reddit option
chung would shuffle tennys off this mortal coil within a few seconds

supporting chung is a no-brainer

Time for Chung.

>Wimbly
No roof, court fucked for the day if it rains, no night matches, english "summer"

If players liked grass more than clay, then why is there only one month of grass?

>supporting chung is a no-brainer
no, it's a big-brainer :)

TENNYS WIN ONE FOR THE LAND

You mean supporting chung is a BIG brainer

its not up to the players retard

>no roof
Where have you been for the last decade?

Cause it costs more in upkeep so barely anywhere has grass courts

This.

Tennys is the r/thedonald option.

There’s only been one wimbly in recent memory that’s been fucked by the weather to be fair.
It’s the best slam, no doubt about it, if you think otherwise you’re just being a contrarian

jt tier

FUCK OFF REDDITORS
TENNYS IS ONE OF US

>Wanting EXCITING and UNPREDICTABLE tiebreakers

>one
2001 and 2008

it was a play on big brain meme, keep up boys
btfo

i agree

you don't even know that he's a trump supporter
pretty disappointed in you brit you usually make better posts than this

I was talking about the one more recently that had to move a load of matches to the second Sunday, may have been 2016? Or 15?
I don’t count 2001 as recent big guy, and 2008 is nearly 10 years ago now

tennys/ourthedonald tier

Middle* Sunday sorry

>2008 is nearly 10 years ago now

im still salty about keys,she won against tons of cuties and she gave kerber a free one today

>Women Tennis players
>Cute
Pick one.

Uso penis the worst slam. Ez.

RG>>>AO=WIM>>>>>>>>>>>>>USO

t patrician

Chung is /ourguy/. We all liked him until /r/the_donald found out tennys supports trump and then suddenly decided to oppose The Professor.

oh buddy you are not gonna fit in here

ITT: spot the chinks and gooks

95% of aussie posters here?

we still do, they're memeing

I didn't go to tennis school. I went to tennis

Do you ever think that the tour needs more grass tournaments?

aus>wimby>us>french

turn off the proxy roger

really hope tennys sorts his problems out, promising lad

M8 he is /ourguy/ i just hate how reddit wants to bandwagon him now. because they found out the only good american tennis player is a redneck who watches alex jones

Thank god.

Has no parents tier

6 weeks of grass is about 5 weeks too much. Should bring back carpet events honestly.

SAINToro frowns upon this reddit thred but those who honor him can still enjoy protecshon nonethelses

It is a great slam. All the hacks get expoosed as the heat means only fit players can progress.

why are asian tennis players so ugly?

They need less tournaments half of the tour is ded

>Do you ever think the ATP should suck off Fedora even more than they already do?

why was he the only good french player?

Take that back RIGHT NOW

Asians are ugly in general.

>the asian option isn't the Sup Forums option

my sides

NOOO WE NEED TO SLOW THE COURTS DOWN.
HOW CAN WE CATER TO THESE NU MALE GENERATION??
AO GOAT SO YOU CAN WAIT FOR THE FOR 5 SECONDS TO LAND AFTER BOUNCE

Tennys is /ourguy/, fuck anyone who says different

t.racists

>i just hate how reddit wants to bandwagon him now
casual statement, chung has had a fierce reputation here for time now

So Berdych can win another Masters?

What’s his nickname again?

Chung and Tennys both made the /ourguys/ top 5, you may pick your sides

Why don’t they play on shitty concrete courts where the ball sometimes bounces in weird directions/not at all

t: bad childhood

racist redneck alt-right nazi

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Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see SAINToro's Kingdom.

btw for the PEErennial shit stirers: both ching and tennys are our guys (as l hav explicitly dictated bfor). waht diffrent reddit factions like or not is of zero consequence 2 the worthy ones