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KANGZ

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Last shot at the sign

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BRAD MARCHAND IS A GOOD BOY HE IS INNOCENT

>tfw a grease thread survived without an autistic meltdown

>rags

Did something happen to bulju?

>tfw you'll never spend your early 20s playing in the nhl and make bros with other rookie players while making millions

>6-3
>rags
>lundqvist-50% sv

So /hoc/ will the Broons pass the Good Florida team in the standings this season?

I was pretty close but both >my teams won so I was feeling pretty chill tonight

‘no’

When can I kill myself?

>2-5

after you beg for my permission

nice

lol

>considers beating a shit team like the Panthers an accomplishment

kek

hoooooooooly shit

apologize

>urinal
we all know he left it in the sink

Next level jersey throwing

At least the jackets get a freebie on Thursday

way to bully the retarded kids

>checks standings
no

my faith never wavered

What do you consider a good team

Why are the Panthers such pussy ass bitches?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ve1hzl3Ikj4

one that has at least 50 points at this point in the season

>oilers pk is so bad at home that when they're on the pk there's a 50% chance they'll get scored on
holy god damn that's bad. that's pretty much the historically the worst, right?

Can’t be as bad as Columbus

>tfw they're going to get first overall again and ruin Dahlin

how do we save pulju?

Which one should I cum on tonight?

Winnipeg is a shit hole city.

kill the oiler

is this what they call an albertan gang bang?

Ty for insight

trade him at the deadline for a competent defenseman

re-position them so patrice is spearing her in the vag

>in shootout

cool toys man, what did you name them

New expansions should be in Albuquerque and Tucson

"no"

What are you trying to prove? That the stars are mediocre.

welp it looks like the jackets aren’t going to the playoffs this season

Why not? Would probably draw a bigger crowd than Ottawa.

In commemoration of this night

>tfw Vegas has NEVER beaten /yourteam/ in their entire history

I see 5 maybe 6 winnable games

>that defense
good god. not to mention the sabers were playing on a back to back too

yeah because the Coyotes are doing so well right now and aren't in danger of relocation at all whatsover

I mean all you gotta do is outplay the Rags, iles, and Whalers for the rest of the season which shouldn’t be too hard. Unless the Jackets really fucking suck.

They'll lose to Washington, Pittsburgh and at least one to Philly. Win against everyone else.

They don’t but they have to beat Washington at least 2 times if they wanna go

They're in danger of relocation because they're shit and because they cannot get a new arena deal.

>that Oilers player presenting his anus to the Buffalo goal-scorer

Washington is three games
But I can see them eeking a win against the pongs

Maybe they’ll catch the Caps on two off days. Remain optimistic my friend.

>Washington is three games
I know, can't see them winning even one. They always get skullfucked when they play them.

jesus christ you guys should really read the #oilers hashtag on twitter, what a fucking mess. one guy even said "fuck you" to pulju lmao

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get your dubinsky speculation in before it leaks

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>shorks

Not really, it’s usually a great game, especially if holtby is on, when he’s off it can turn 1 sided but when bob is off it’s a god damn massacre Me

Murdered Crosby

>following twitter

Begin full production of the gas

He is in ISIS

i dont have a twitter account, but you can still see the hashtag

He dropped his glass eye and had to go home to find it

>rags out (meh)
>penguins in (fucking hell)
>Philly to 3rd
>columbus to wildcard
>preds to #1
>Pacific stays the same but closer together

Their march schedule looks a much better though, literal shitparade aside from Broons, Blues and >Vegas

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most of the posts I'm seeing are like "STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE" and "THIS DOESNT REPRESENT REAL OILERS FANS"

>being this in denial that your team is having an absolute shit season and even Connor "the next Wayne Gretzky" McDavid can't save you
>saying fans aren't allowed to get upset when their team is playing like shit

I HATE these kind of fans. the ones that think their team can do no wrong, and think that other fans who call the team out on their bullshit aren't "real" fans. /my team/ has these kind of people too. being optimistic is good, sure, but these types are just straight up in denial and its fucking annoying.

>tfw you make less than 10k a year and live at home while 18 year old rookies are making a million dollars a year

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

can somebody please shop this, take one person's face from the pic, and put that face on everyone's head

they all look the same
that same fucking haircut
players and fans alike

Well maybe you should have been gifted with talent and spent every waking moment of your youth preparing you for an exclusive career.

SAVE PULJU

Brave goaler

stupid fucking gook where is legacy captcha?

>getting shut out by fucking BUFFALO

thx 4 da point

Straight above the goalie; first row; leaning over

The thinking imoji. Do it.

buffalo on a back 2 back

JUST

what happened to tripping balls guy? last time i saw him he was extra crazy, i hope he's not dead

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

anus

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Kraft dinner

>2018
>Wearing a helmet

>VGK making it to the finals

Out by round 2.

>blose over jest
shit opinions

now do hockey3 and you might be closer

Lol would laugh if sea be jay beat the crapitals

>kongs lost to hongcouver
lel kongs elimination day when?

>.@BlueJacketsNHL say Brandon Dubinsky has left team to see a doctor; deny it’s a disciplinary measure although the two sides had a ‘conversation’ before he left for personal reasons. Team will not comment officially on the matter - one source told me “because we can’t.”

sounds like rehab imo