Brit/pol/ - High Quality Mogg Edition

NEW CABINET

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

>FRESH FARAGE
youtube.com/watch?v=TDFKkEd_2v0

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-wales-vote-leave-eu-referendum-result-brussels-funding-economy-a7136196.html
youtube.com/watch?v=83NsHR5-0-Y
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36744910
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

> At a funeral wake in local pub
> Most of the people there are working class white.
> At the bar ordering a Desperado like the hipster cunt I am. Most of the family there too getting rounds.
> Uncle brings up that May is PM
> Becomes the topic of bar discussion while waiting for service.
> I talk about her first speech about the lower class, whip out my phone and show them it.
> They all seem quite pleased at the speech but a little suspicious if she'll follow through.
> Jokes about Boris being For.Sec. All of them believe he acts an idiot but knows what he's doing really behind the camera.
> Mate says fuck labour they did nothing but put the country down
> Cheer from everyone even the women.

Are we moving into 100 years of undefeatable Tories lads?

>le mogg xd

Fuck off.

Posting more of the parliaments

Guys what do you think about the swedish

>a filipino is making all our new threads for us
Is this what being a slavemaster feels like?

Not enough refugees

oversized seminar

...

>disrespecting Mogg
Expect your Cease and Desist order in the post

Fuck all these """""modern""""" looking parliamentary chambers

>Swedish flag on display

How oppressive.

Looks like a bad Uni.

Hope so. New Labour did so much damage to this country in many ways.

Colonisation was the civil thing to do.

Where do they keep the black dildos?

Are you a Brit in Philli or a Philli lover of Britain?

Ask a guy who was in the Super Army Soldier Engineers anything.

Philippines has a badass new leader from what I've read.

OP are you actually Fillipino or are you one of us just there?

Did you DEUS VULT any muslims?

>Desperado

>tiny table
>small seat
>no leg room
These look like the most uncomfortable seats ever.

>manspreading

stop that

...

Did Issy just happen to be in Nice?

>Desperado
Do your farts smell of cum or just your breath?

>settle down class

How about the EU Parliament

Can't find nige in front, lads

I'm a flip that loves you brits.

It was Bastille day

>can't stop fantasying about having her lips around my cock and filling her womb with my seed

What do lads?

Welsh BTFO, useful idiots

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-wales-vote-leave-eu-referendum-result-brussels-funding-economy-a7136196.html

Aw cool lad. Much love

Coincident yeah

How good of a Chancellor do you lads reckon Hammond will make?

>implying we give a fuck about the ecnomy

Forgot pic

She started the fire... for us

fantasizing

CRASHING THESE PUBLIC SERVICES
WITH NO SURVIVORS

I can't speak for his competency but he has a reputation for being a 'slash and burn' kind of guy

Fuck

We should probably put more money into Wales ourselves desu.
I promise I`m impartial and not Welsh at all.

Mediocre. I think now is the time to reverse the gradual increase of the Chancellor's powers, at times the budget seems the most important thing and that number 11 is at times more powerful than number 10

She starts a fire [spoiler]in my heart[/spoiler]

Swedish men have no testicles, so it's not that bad

>worrying about a literal non-country not bringing in the yearly fiver

He's already said austerity will be eased up

Having been there, it really feels like you're in an old silent film where everything in the background and foreground is wonky, misproportioned in every which way, and feels more like a strange dream than reality.

The only positive thing I can say is that I visited it in 2012, which was my last more-good-than-bad year.

We're fucked.

>not article 50 unless "UK-Wide approach"

REEEEEEEE

Fucking Scotland again. Fucking May backsliding already.

>not including my response asking if you meant to unwrap her throat

fug you

>implying we didn't know this
The Welsh Assembly were ramming it down our throats for months before the referendum and we STILL voted to leave.

We're all aware we're getting less subsidies. Most of us are also aware that the difference could be made up in its entirety by abolishing the Senedd. Literally half of our budget goes on maintaining it and they're pushing to DOUBLE the number of AMs. Pigs at the trough user

the gypsies are fucked

David Davis will make Brexit great again.

No more bennies for you Gethin

>Fair share
>Said Welsh Sec. who's Welsh

She wants to force the SNP to be involved so that they can't fuck things up from the outside.

l2politics

I`m now a HammondHammer

sorry bro, I felt it didn't quite fit with the tone of the image

Dutch with the IKEA

HOLY SHIT MARIE LE PEN IS BASED
I always knew she was based but I didn't know she was farage tier.
youtube.com/watch?v=83NsHR5-0-Y
French/pol/ when? I wanna shitpost about her like we do about farage and her daughter
Link more GOAT le pen interviews please lads

I laughed out loud.
On public transport.
At night.
In Asia.

So thanks user, now all the Chinese are glancing at me like I'm a serial killer.

Oh my goodness that is legitimately disgusting

What does UK-wide approach even mean?
Does that mean the Scottish Parl needs to consent?
Does that mean negotiations will include everyone in the UK?

If the latter that's a smart move by May because

Why would you pay someone to do this?
Might as well have parliament out in the street.

>all this dancing around the reason why France is having more attacks

They're taking about intervention in Mali ffs

>The M27 westbound at junction J7 is experiencing delays. There is one of three lanes closed. Reason: Road traffic collision.
FUCKING TERRORISTS

She's more 'redpilled' by Farage. I use quotations because Farage may be hiding his powerlevel.

The Tories know that if they haven't made this happen by 2020, they'll pay for it on the ballot. 2/3 seats in Westminster voted out.

>go on the bbc news website
>see this shit
>bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36744910

Oh I am fucking mad

Is that supposed to look like the 'speakers active' symbol with the seated MPs being the vibrations? Cause it really fucking looks like that

What are the Chinese doing in Singapore?

;_;

It's a meaningless platitude, just ignore it.

It's the latter, she mentioned it a few days ago

Holy shit that's depressing ;__;

Farage can`t risk being racist, he was very important in the campaign for Brexit.

You brits must be happy as clams you got out of that mess with the muslims. France is a grim reminder. Don't let them come in by the millions or it will happen to you.

There doesn't need to be a race war, there doesn't need to be a genocide, there doesn't need to be a crusade. Just don't let them in and avoid all that bullshit so that you aren't forced to take drastic measure to remove rag heads when they become a problem.

May has been based so far, not a single day of her government so far where she's hasn't been. Although she'll probably be back to the war on anime and waifu's when things have calmed down.

Whats with the little 4-seat restaurant table in the middle.

Singapore is 75% Chinese lad

That's actually a really sad sight

Gove`s time will come, unless BoJo is our next PM, then he loses his job.

>reading big black cock news
>expecting something different

"h-hey everybody t-t-t-take a look at me ...... I-I-I've got street c-credibility..."

>diet coke

It's a Han majority country, m8.
Basically we imported hundreds of thousands of Chinese slaves during IMPERIALISM because the local Malays were too lazy to dig harbourworks, and then they went and did what Chinese do and outbred everyone else.

How`d they get down there?

I'm starting to like Theresa lads

She reminds me of my old piano teacher

Fuck/Marry/Kill

Holy shit she fucking BTFO Kuenns(((berg)))

>tfw michael gove will never give me a michael gove kiss beforec michael gove bed time

reminds me of the apprentice when the losing team goes to the shitty cafe place

Negotiators at the Department for Leaving the European Union are going to discuss priorities for exit negotiations with representatives from Holyrood, the Senedd and Stormont before and throughout the process, as well as trade union leaders and business leaders.
They will all have influence in establishing aims and objectives but none of them will have a veto of any kind. If Sturgeon refuses to play ball it will be her loss entirely.

>that look from May
One move from Sturgeon and she end up at the bottom of a river.

>reading big black cock news
I see you are just as obsessed with negro male genitals like your North American neighbours?

Sturgeons full of last nights haggis

BORIS'D

I literally cannot make a choice other than kill kill kill

They have no redeeming qualities

...is that the same shitty cafe George and Dave were at?

Is there just one cafe you go to after you lose your political career

[stirring intensifies]