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This is spooky OP plz delet

we're all fucking blind and lasik is a hoax for myopic jews

dilly dilly good sir!

sorry but im going to need better authority than colms broscience

Thanks pat, I’ll let Susan know and maybe she’ll be able to dig up the recipe! I’m sure glad all this cold weather’s over, it was in the 50’s last week!
Frank

>looks at a computer screen for 12 hours straight

ow, why do my eyes hurt?

>12 hours
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

canes desu

>Updated Standings

Flyers jump to 3rd in the Metro; Pens into the 2nd WC; CBJ drop to 1st WC
Western remains unchanged
Kings@Flames tonight with 3rd in Pacific on the line

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>pleb
Preds v. Bolts

>patricians
Sharks v. Bruins (bad guys)

shant be replying to finns today

Shant be posting today anymore then. You will miss my insightful posts

huomenta

shall be replying to finns with thoughful posts

Oh hello, kind sir. How is your afternoon?

bawitabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggyshakethebootysayupchucktheboogy
my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
kid rock

please come back, i didnt mean it (and ill give you a kiss)

What's the Farmers Union Iced Coffee of Hockey

it's only teenage wastleand

dundun dundun dun dun dun duh duh duhduh

I

AM

AMERICAN BADASS

BAWITABADABANGDANG DIGGY DIGGY

wtf are you talking about you stinky monkey man

What's the three piece feed of Hockey

THEY SAY IM

COCKY

AND I SAY WHAT

IT AINT BRAGGIN MOTHAFUCKA IF YOU BACK IT UP

listening to indie music

feeling very independent

youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg

literally no hyper song than this. like a cup of coffee shot in your urethrea

>he settles for a single flavor of cheez it while he watches the game
i like to watch My team win while enjoying the finest

>ywn live in a trailer in bum fuck nowhere and wake up to Kid Rock

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>ywn go to your local red neck school house with your dragon flame collar shirt unbuttoned and be asked by your hot conservative retard teacher to button up only to flip her off and glass her with a plastic 40 oz of King Cobra and ride off on your step dad's ATV with your gf of the day, whose name is Savannah

>gf only has 1 first name
Had me up until then. You clearly have never lived a rural life

say what
say how
say who
do what
fuck me
fuck you
come clean you know i will
drink a 5th of jim beam and still stand still
im the illest fool
cooler than the water in a swimming pool
fly like a seagull, kick like a mule
more jams than a beatle from liverpool
i deliver fool
who the fuck are you
im kid motherfuckin rock from the old school
got more money than matchbox 20
get more ass than mark mcgrath

the dirty things i would do to cobie

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVTq-UW2h4

Looks like rampant shitposting is this morning/afternoons theme. I can fux with that.

>redditmonton pantsoilers

i would smell her socks

kid rock is reddit af

can practically smell the soy coming off of this picture

hating kid rock is reddit af

kid rock more like kid reddit

reddit is cool.

>liking things
pleb
>not liking things
patrician

Testify
It's a Rock revival
Don't need a suit
Ya don't need a bible
Get up and dance
I'm gonna set you free yeah
Testify
It's all sex, drugs, rock n roll
A soul sensation that you can't control
And you can see I practice what I preach
I'm your rock n roll Jesus
Yes I am

reddit is good

for me it's J-EDM

>his team used to have an original and genuinely interesting color scheme during the '90s / 2000s, but it got changed to something unoriginal and completely uninspired
>bonus points if they used to have silver as one of the colors but it got taken away for no apparent reason

Hfboards for discussion
r/hockey for news
/hoc/ for shitposting

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It's not on the picture, it's on your screen, soyspitboy

>6 of the top 11 teams in the league are in the Central division.
how can divisionlets even compete?

wow so personal today sverige
was referring to this gentleman here

>highest is 3rd place despite more games played
W E W

>Weird Stat of the Day: The Edmonton Oilers home PK% is so terrible (54.2%) that despite holding the best road PK% in the NHL (86.6%), they are still last overall in home+away penalty kill percentage (71.4%)

Oh sorry, didn't even realize that was a man

hence my comment
apology accepted

Based Wild Bill. ELITE scoring unlike Pootrick Pooine

isnt their PK breaking league records for how terribad it is

offense is a meme. trade mcdavid

nobody wants that albatross contract for le skate super fast man

WHO KNEW ID BLOW UP LIKE OKLAHOMA
SAID FUCK HIGH SCHOOL PISSED ON MY DIPLOMA
SMELL THE AROMA
CHECK THE HITS
I KNOW IT STINKS IN HERE
CAUSE IM THE SHIT

I want to be a fan of an NHL team.

I look for team always be a loser

team that has never won a stanley cup

team without a future.

team that when they play at home there are always more fans of the visiting team

and team that is in a city, state province where soccer is the most popular sport among the people and that is an NHL Team that lives under the shadow of a super successful and super popular MLS team (Major League Soccer)

worst in history maybe?
the home pk is for sure.

>imagine signing a player who cant win faceoffs or play elite D to over 10million american dollers

show up to black ties
in t-shirts and slippers
sippin liquor
fuck models, love strippers
known as the big tipper
with the big dipper
i got queens holding keys to my zipper

He's obviously overperforming like his team. I expect him fall back to normal when the playoffs begins.

Thank you

a VERY good post I must say!

Fond-du-Lac

Still better than Laine ;^)

You know at least one team would be dumb enough to take him

Nope, laine is younger and therefore he has much better potential. Karlsson is a one year wonder like his team.

fugggggg that other user is right, we're going to be fucked in our 40's. my far vision is already shit from looking at the computer for so long

Key word: Potential
As it stands now Karlsson is better

this my friends is called an albertan gang bang

how the fuck did filthadelphia manage to get into the #3 metro spot?

what is it with albortions and pissing on everything

If we look only by stats, yes karlsson is better but laine is still much better talent and a hockey player. I would take Laine over karlsson any day.

Finlan

better question is how does 24 wins get you into the second slot
metro is currently the weakest division to qualify for a divisional slot

binlan

I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE

the metro was a mistake for all parties involved

Once again, I didn't comment their potential. Only how good they are right now. I would pick Laine if I were building a team too, but that's. Another question.

You can claim that Laine is "a better hockey player" all you want. But there is not much supporting it.

real sweden hours

>F*nnish primetime
Guess I'll see you guys after they drink themselves to sleep

laine's career ppg is better than karlsson's so i could say that laine is a better hockey player.

i hear mother’s boyfriend telling her about how because i am getting so older, she will have to have me move away from home. he does not want me to be living here with them because i am 25 years old. if i get a job and have to leave my home, i will only be capable to watch one hockey game for a day then. so what good is there? i will have to kill myself, because i only am alive to watch hockey.

estie

True dat

Laine was better earlier seasons. But now, nope

>Shitty Pizza Arena, with conference center design and billboard advertisement on the roof, totally empty to see O6 team take on Philadelphia. Hard loss, no fans - Sad!

well tell your mothers boyfriend to frig off and that he's not your father

Either way he's having a fluke season. Good for him.

Nah, this is the start of a new era!

i was thinking for myself inside of my room, how i will have to kill him. however, i will not do this. i will have to become very emotional and have to cry there for my mother and to show her i am her baby son.

still reported a sell out

>that flying elbow swing by marchand
is the guy literally braindead? this should get him 6 games

Do it. I fucking dare you. I bet you won't though. You don't have the stones.

Pussy.

have you ever killed a man user?

>debbies free falling
Bout time

patrik laine is piece of shit