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This is spooky OP plz delet
we're all fucking blind and lasik is a hoax for myopic jews
dilly dilly good sir!
sorry but im going to need better authority than colms broscience
Thanks pat, I’ll let Susan know and maybe she’ll be able to dig up the recipe! I’m sure glad all this cold weather’s over, it was in the 50’s last week!
Frank
>looks at a computer screen for 12 hours straight
ow, why do my eyes hurt?
>12 hours
m.youtube.com
canes desu
>Updated Standings
Flyers jump to 3rd in the Metro; Pens into the 2nd WC; CBJ drop to 1st WC
Western remains unchanged
Kings@Flames tonight with 3rd in Pacific on the line
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>pleb
Preds v. Bolts
>patricians
Sharks v. Bruins (bad guys)
shant be replying to finns today
Shant be posting today anymore then. You will miss my insightful posts
huomenta
shall be replying to finns with thoughful posts
Oh hello, kind sir. How is your afternoon?
bawitabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggyshakethebootysayupchucktheboogy
my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
kid rock
please come back, i didnt mean it (and ill give you a kiss)
What's the Farmers Union Iced Coffee of Hockey
it's only teenage wastleand
dundun dundun dun dun dun duh duh duhduh
I
AM
AMERICAN BADASS
BAWITABADABANGDANG DIGGY DIGGY
wtf are you talking about you stinky monkey man
What's the three piece feed of Hockey
THEY SAY IM
COCKY
AND I SAY WHAT
IT AINT BRAGGIN MOTHAFUCKA IF YOU BACK IT UP
listening to indie music
feeling very independent
youtube.com
literally no hyper song than this. like a cup of coffee shot in your urethrea
>he settles for a single flavor of cheez it while he watches the game
i like to watch My team win while enjoying the finest
>ywn live in a trailer in bum fuck nowhere and wake up to Kid Rock
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>ywn go to your local red neck school house with your dragon flame collar shirt unbuttoned and be asked by your hot conservative retard teacher to button up only to flip her off and glass her with a plastic 40 oz of King Cobra and ride off on your step dad's ATV with your gf of the day, whose name is Savannah
>gf only has 1 first name
Had me up until then. You clearly have never lived a rural life
say what
say how
say who
do what
fuck me
fuck you
come clean you know i will
drink a 5th of jim beam and still stand still
im the illest fool
cooler than the water in a swimming pool
fly like a seagull, kick like a mule
more jams than a beatle from liverpool
i deliver fool
who the fuck are you
im kid motherfuckin rock from the old school
got more money than matchbox 20
get more ass than mark mcgrath
the dirty things i would do to cobie
Looks like rampant shitposting is this morning/afternoons theme. I can fux with that.
>redditmonton pantsoilers
i would smell her socks
kid rock is reddit af
can practically smell the soy coming off of this picture
hating kid rock is reddit af
kid rock more like kid reddit
reddit is cool.
>liking things
pleb
>not liking things
patrician
Testify
It's a Rock revival
Don't need a suit
Ya don't need a bible
Get up and dance
I'm gonna set you free yeah
Testify
It's all sex, drugs, rock n roll
A soul sensation that you can't control
And you can see I practice what I preach
I'm your rock n roll Jesus
Yes I am
reddit is good
for me it's J-EDM
>his team used to have an original and genuinely interesting color scheme during the '90s / 2000s, but it got changed to something unoriginal and completely uninspired
>bonus points if they used to have silver as one of the colors but it got taken away for no apparent reason
Hfboards for discussion
r/hockey for news
/hoc/ for shitposting
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It's not on the picture, it's on your screen, soyspitboy
>6 of the top 11 teams in the league are in the Central division.
how can divisionlets even compete?
wow so personal today sverige
was referring to this gentleman here
>highest is 3rd place despite more games played
W E W
>Weird Stat of the Day: The Edmonton Oilers home PK% is so terrible (54.2%) that despite holding the best road PK% in the NHL (86.6%), they are still last overall in home+away penalty kill percentage (71.4%)
Oh sorry, didn't even realize that was a man
hence my comment
apology accepted
Based Wild Bill. ELITE scoring unlike Pootrick Pooine
isnt their PK breaking league records for how terribad it is
offense is a meme. trade mcdavid
nobody wants that albatross contract for le skate super fast man
WHO KNEW ID BLOW UP LIKE OKLAHOMA
SAID FUCK HIGH SCHOOL PISSED ON MY DIPLOMA
SMELL THE AROMA
CHECK THE HITS
I KNOW IT STINKS IN HERE
CAUSE IM THE SHIT
I want to be a fan of an NHL team.
I look for team always be a loser
team that has never won a stanley cup
team without a future.
team that when they play at home there are always more fans of the visiting team
and team that is in a city, state province where soccer is the most popular sport among the people and that is an NHL Team that lives under the shadow of a super successful and super popular MLS team (Major League Soccer)
worst in history maybe?
the home pk is for sure.
>imagine signing a player who cant win faceoffs or play elite D to over 10million american dollers
show up to black ties
in t-shirts and slippers
sippin liquor
fuck models, love strippers
known as the big tipper
with the big dipper
i got queens holding keys to my zipper
He's obviously overperforming like his team. I expect him fall back to normal when the playoffs begins.
Thank you
a VERY good post I must say!
Fond-du-Lac
Still better than Laine ;^)
You know at least one team would be dumb enough to take him
Nope, laine is younger and therefore he has much better potential. Karlsson is a one year wonder like his team.
fugggggg that other user is right, we're going to be fucked in our 40's. my far vision is already shit from looking at the computer for so long
Key word: Potential
As it stands now Karlsson is better
this my friends is called an albertan gang bang
how the fuck did filthadelphia manage to get into the #3 metro spot?
what is it with albortions and pissing on everything
If we look only by stats, yes karlsson is better but laine is still much better talent and a hockey player. I would take Laine over karlsson any day.
Finlan
better question is how does 24 wins get you into the second slot
metro is currently the weakest division to qualify for a divisional slot
binlan
I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
the metro was a mistake for all parties involved
Once again, I didn't comment their potential. Only how good they are right now. I would pick Laine if I were building a team too, but that's. Another question.
You can claim that Laine is "a better hockey player" all you want. But there is not much supporting it.
real sweden hours
>F*nnish primetime
Guess I'll see you guys after they drink themselves to sleep
laine's career ppg is better than karlsson's so i could say that laine is a better hockey player.
i hear mother’s boyfriend telling her about how because i am getting so older, she will have to have me move away from home. he does not want me to be living here with them because i am 25 years old. if i get a job and have to leave my home, i will only be capable to watch one hockey game for a day then. so what good is there? i will have to kill myself, because i only am alive to watch hockey.
estie
True dat
Laine was better earlier seasons. But now, nope
>Shitty Pizza Arena, with conference center design and billboard advertisement on the roof, totally empty to see O6 team take on Philadelphia. Hard loss, no fans - Sad!
well tell your mothers boyfriend to frig off and that he's not your father
Either way he's having a fluke season. Good for him.
Nah, this is the start of a new era!
i was thinking for myself inside of my room, how i will have to kill him. however, i will not do this. i will have to become very emotional and have to cry there for my mother and to show her i am her baby son.
still reported a sell out
>that flying elbow swing by marchand
is the guy literally braindead? this should get him 6 games
Do it. I fucking dare you. I bet you won't though. You don't have the stones.
Pussy.
have you ever killed a man user?
>debbies free falling
Bout time
patrik laine is piece of shit