/f1/ - Formula 1 General - "The Pooey" Edition

>Car launch dates:
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (???)
FORCE VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 25 February (Barcelona, evening)

>Pre-season testing dates:
Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to pre-season testing:
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180226T08&p0=31&msg=F1 pre-season testing

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 starts without ever scoring a podium:
135 starts (137 entries)

>News:
Force India to change name to "FORCE Formula One Team"
FORCE is a backronym for "Formula One Racing & Creative Engineering"

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ave-2uBKedw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Lewis is bleached

>australians in charge of subtle humour

I really really don't like thread's pic, can we make a new one with less autism.

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>stop posting things I don't like REEEEEEEE


>implying you'll even see it again after 5 replies

I've thought about reporting it but then /f1/ will die for the first time this off season

Based

dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-5301989/You-caught-speeding-TIMES-smart-motorways.html


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU. Can't wait to go back to my Brit home to find the stack of speeding fines and my revoked license from my last trip on the M1 then. Could British roads get any more cancerous?

Pretty sure the bus driver would get the ticket, not you.

Why didn't Force India changed their name to FEISAR. Since the on screen graphics look straight out of Wiepout 3

Sounds awful. No cheeky 160 kph when nobody's looking for you.

huh?

Am I saving that to me Aussie banter folder? I'm not even sure

Reminder that we have to endure this next year

Feel bad man :((((((

If there's fan-boost in F1... let's just say ya'll should stay home during the Montreal GP. Some of you are alright.

I genuinely wonder if Liberty would go with fanboost.

Would fit them trying to appeal to Americans

>fanboost

Bring back based Haryanto just so he can fanboost himself past Lewis and Seb when they lap him for hilarious rage moments.

Will the superhard or hard tire ever see a single use?

Can't wait for Gelael fanboosts

>fanboost a honda driver
>engine instaexplodes

mfw Mana is in WA right now and I had no idea

I would be ok with fanboost if people who made Q3 are ineligible.

>tfw she already left Australia and went to WA
I missed her :(

Wouldn't work user.
You've have midfield teams who wouldn't improve in Q3 trying to finish 11th.

>id have done something if i knew

>I'd leave my house since I haven't in 6 months

I found out that when mana cane to the UK she must have gone on the Train through my station.

If I'd have known I would have jumped on to get her autograph and try and snap an upskirt picture.

>asking random civilian women for autographs

She gets asked for autographs and photos all the time. She is basically a Toyota brand ambassador.

And I tried to set up Finland to get her autograph, sorry Finland, she was more than happy.

If she ever comes to the shithole known as florida you need to tell me.

Getting closer now, lads.

Hey guys, remember how these were our drivers last year and no one else?

what the fuck is fanboost

Forumla soy lets the fans vote for a driver to get a boost during the race. It has zero consequence and its a stupid gimmick

In formula E you can vote for 3 drivers to receive a boost in the second half of the race.

Daytona soon

>Since the on screen graphics look straight out of Wiepout 3
you say that like it's a bad thing

I found out that Haryanto was in Amsterdam a couple of days after he left. Would have asked him for free KFC if I knew he was here.

They also often don't use it because they would run out of power before the end of the race

>zero consequence
>points for fastest lap in top 10
pick 1

>Haryanto
i hope he comes back when Manor comes back

youtube.com/watch?v=5BWhUqV5iA4

I ain't saying it's a bad thing. Liberty should double down on the Wiepout thing and put speakers around the track and blast 90s Electronica over it. FSOL, Chemical Brothers or the Prodegy

>fanboost laps count as fastest lap

Time to nut

rain confirmed or just /rainin5minutes/ hank??

Is there a stream for this?
IMSA TV doesn't have qualy for another 3 bongs 20 bings

also wipeout omega is shit compared to old wipeout.

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why turn yourself white and dress like a nigger?

user, this is bait, isn't it?

Lets make our own F1 team. Choose:
>bodywork/aero
>engine
>livery
>driver 1 (has to be non-retired)
>driver 2 (can be anybody)

i would pick:

>mclaren bodywork
>mercedes engine
>1986 lotus livery
>Alonso
>Kimi

>Sauber aero
>Honda engine
>Honda 2007 "Earth Dreams" livery
>Gimi
>Yuji Ide

>Ferrari aero
>Mercedes engine
>pic related
>Gimi
>Fisi

>Ferrari aero
>Ferrari engine
>Ferrari 2008 livery
>Vettee
>Gimi

>Tyrrell P34
>Coventry Climax Straight 4
>2017 Force India
>Nico Hulkenberg
>Vegetable Schumacher

>no Life W12 engine

c'mon

>powered by a water pump

>Coventry Climax Straight 4
I'll have you know those water pumps won the 1959 and 1960 seasons

>Toro Rosso bodywork
>Ferrari engine
>purple/silver/gold livery
>Sergio Perez
>Rio Haryanto

title sponsor pic related

>Sergio Perez
>Rio Haryanto

Do we have a "Do it for her" poster with Mana or do I have to make it myself?
WAGlad?

>Lotus 98T
>late 80s Honda V10
>golden Warsteiner livery that was used by Arrows in the 70s
>Sergio Perez
>Kamui Kobayashi
>the dream team

That's fucking savage, I almost feel bad for them.

>0816
in English, doc?

Only won due to thier Meme MR layout

You can understand the part where they name the drivers. They forgot/omitted Joe, Lee and the other one.

We have Bernie

Be the hero /f1/ needs

Ferrari 412T2
Ferrari 3.5 V12
60s Ferrari Rosso Corsa
Gimi
Me

Post all your Manas

>how to find pictures of Mana?

There's a Jules one too.

Brabham aero
Renault 80's engine
Tyrell 017 livery
Potato
Gimi

This is now a Ted thread

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>66
>999

This is now /watermelon/ general

This is now a Dead thread.

This is an /f1/ thread again.

>94

Nope.

Sorry I didn't see your post, coughing up a lung.

Yeah I've had this for a while

Yes it is you little shit.

>59

Nope, still a watermelon thread.

you fuckin wot m8

stil a fuckin ted thread

is thicctoria posting still bannable?

No

Yes.

How about /coronel/ then?

>45

Nope. Still a watermelon thread.

Ted is like a less competant Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan.

Post test cars.
Ferrari SF15-t with 2017 rules

karting thread now

This is now a Gimi thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Ave-2uBKedw

That's the wrong picture

>thicctoria in a kart
power to weight must be horrible

Keita thread now

ricky, alonso and kubica are drivers who have their own brands of kart. There may be more that I can't remember right now

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thicctoria's weight is all in her lower body so good for distribution.

keita youtube channel when though?