If every country changed to a name with '-land' as a suffix. What will their names be?

[Austin Brooks]

If every country changed to a name with '-land' as a suffix. What will their names be?

[Jacob Barnes]

USA - Shartland

[Christian Gray]

Poland

[Mason Ortiz]

Australia - Chinkland

[Gavin Rivera]

Catalonia - Cataland

[Christopher Richardson]

>Japanese aren't chinks

kek

[Asher Cook]

Snowland

(fuck you burgers i'm independent)

[Adam Brown]

We already Russland in Deutsch

[Grayson Powell]

England -> Poland

[Landon Sanchez]

so many countries, in some form, already end in -stan, -ia, -land or others, all basically meaning "land of"