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>The MMA Hour - 01/22/18
youtube.com/watch?v=CcLbdfdnNUc
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
youtube.com/watch?v=v7fHelZ4vqg
>Stud Rado #210 - 01/23/18
youtube.com/watch?v=bPC33gFX3cE
>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
youtube.com/watch?v=M_KGJP1a2xE

/mma/ News:
>Cris Cyborg now says she'll fight Amanda Nunes in UFC champ vs. champ fight in July
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/cris-cyborg-now-says-shell-fight-amanda-nunes-in-ufc-champ-vs-champ-fight-in-july

>UFC champ Daniel Cormier insists he'll retire in March 2019
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-daniel-cormier-insists-retirement-march-2019

>Scott Coker on Cris Cyborg's attendance at Bellator 192: Nothing to see here
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/scott-coker-on-cris-cyborgs-attendance-at-bellator-192-nothing-to-see-here

>Ex-champ Anderson Silva vehemently denies taking PEDs: 'Nothing, never in my life'
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ex-champ-anderson-silva-vehemently-denies-taking-peds-nothing-never-in-my-life

New Fights:
Maryna Moroz vs Angela Hill - UFC on FOX 28
Austin Arnett vs Cory Sandhagen - UFC on FOX 27
Felice Herrig vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz - UFC 223
Jack Marshman vs Elizeu Zaleski - UFC UFN 127

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Bisping bless

>tfw orthodox
>tfw weak jab
>tfw started using my left hand more for small things like brushing, throwing a frisbee, etc.
>tfw stronger jab

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>still no fighter payouts

we aren't getting them are we

is this too much ass /heem/?

Stipe made $30 and Ngannou made 1 mil

who is your favourite White American fighter?

I am thinking ngannou must have made 2x what stipe made and they are keeping it under wraps forever.

I don't understand what's taking so long. They released the reebok numbers as a diversion and no one else seems to be asking for payouts

81132286
Yeah, now skip to the spam loser

yes..probably wud fuck but wouldn't tell anyone about it

only if it isnt on my face

>11:00 AM PT + 10
>still no JRE

People who watch that drivel are worse than people who pay $65 for UFC PPVs.

>payouts get released
>stipe made peanuts while ngannou got the lion's share
>stipe's wife gives birth to a beautiful, healthy half-black child
how will whitebois ever recover?

GOAT coming through.
haters, casuals, and projecting manlets don't you fucking dare @ me

me and my friend black star like to watch and talk about it

youtube.com/watch?v=x2qwRJT4WGY

Joe has Michael Shermer on, he's talking about science and the afterlife

Cmon grease you're a better poster than this.

please save us tj

getting Big John to ref that is a bad choice, makes them look even more like school kids desu

UFC 220 prelims: 900,000 viewers
Patriots game: 48,000,000 viewers

why did dana say the ufc is bigger than the nfl?

he was counting illegal streamers

I'm really not

How do you even as an avarage height male(6'0) get heemed by something like that

kek, should have got Keith Peterson

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what's your favorite mme related podcast?

mine's Tigerbelly

Rose's wigger accent will not stop triggering me

holy fuck,they should get a manlet ref so they don't look so comically small

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also you have to multiply the UFC viewing figures by 10, as nobody watches fights by themselves, you get your buddies over, you order a pizza, and you enjoy the fights

America was a mistake.

Also every bar has at least 1k people in there watching on tvs

Where are the picks for this weekend's ufc fights?

for the guy that didnt believe that captcha is broken. watch this webm. it has nothing to do with filling out the captcha correctly. it just doesn't go through. ive made less than 10 posts since legacy captcha went away because of this. if this stays im out

you are using a bot retard. it also goes by mouse movements

Gonna have to learn to deal my friend, I've used that captcha forever being too lazy to switch to legacy and it's always acted retarded.

>nobody watches fights by themselves
Y-yeah, haha, why would anyone watch fight by themselves...

Oh for sure beating up cans in the Manlet league after getting embarrassed by Dom cruz makes you the GOAT

Just pay for a pass then you poorfag

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I thought that kick broke his arm? Looks like it hits his body flush in the second angle

Youre obviously a casual trying to fit in

I thought you Cuckmier faggots wanted people to fight in their natural weightclass.
Surely Cruz is a "reachbabby"?

When it does this you have to sign out of your Google account and back in

did you guys ever notice that Joe never repeats a t-shirt? His closet must be huge.

Is it just me, or is anybody else consistently more impressed by how shitty his opponents look rather than how good DJ looks?

>His closet must be huge
it's manlet sized for him to hide in

>His closet must be huge
You cheeky bastard, I see what you did there

he gets to shop in both the kids and small men section

They look shitty because mighty mouse is so good. Same way Dustin, Eddie, Aldo all looked shit against Conor yet are still on ppv.

I don't use a bot and it does the same shit to me

>comparing the difference Cruz has with other bws to the difference JBJ has with lhws
lmao

if you have firefox it works on private browsing mode

DJ v Cruz - height difference 13cm
DC v Jones - height difference 13cm

kill yourself

find a most pathetic takedown attempt than this

I actually think this is worse

is Ngannou the biggest bum to fight for a world title since Joe Soto?

Actually way worse, Ngannou literally does not know what wrestling is while Conor is just very bad at it

Are you crazy? Ngannou knocked out Reem, total savage.

moolumbo hit hard, stipe get hit, moopumbo win title

Even discounting the fact that you chose the only natural flyweight that Cruz has fought even though I explicitly said "bws", you also chose height because you're a disingenuous retard.

DJ v Cruz - reach difference 2 inches
DC v Jones - height difference 12 inches

Kill yourself.

Sideways pussy

for sure a chinlet world champ kickboxer hip punching in the pocket is a legit win my guy

>DC v Jones - height difference 12 inches
meant reach difference

THE
MOST
DECORATED

Fun fact: UFC PI doesn't have a treadmill

muyumbo hit like big shiny car murumbo win gold

frank likes to go hiking for his cardio

>frank

cringe

Till vs Gunnar almost confirmed for London main event

>Darren Till is going to get Gunnar Nelson

Holy shit what a waste of a matchup. Ponzi just beat Perry, Wonderboy is free and instead you just make a grappler/striker fight. Honestly don't care about that fight much which is a shame because I quite like Till

That's stupid, that's not even a step forward for till

What is Gunnar thinking, he got heemed by the ponzi meme, how does he think he'll survive against Till

I don't think I'm going to go after all. I'll wait for the next Bellator in London.

Good test though. Best grappler Till will have faced, we saw him pop up instantly when Cowboy took him down, wonder if Gunnar can keep him down

How is it not? Gunnar only lost against a cheater and maia in the last 3 years

I've never wrestled in my life but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to push your head into their stomach and not their dick. Also aren't you meant to drop to your knees first and push them up and over instead of just diving headfirst into their dick, then dropping to your knees and trying to drag them down? He also tried turning parallel to Nate for a single leg after Nate sprawled which will never work no matter how good at wrestling you are

High school wrestling coach user, am I close?

P.S. thanks Mark Kerr takedowns instructional videos

Darren Till is terrified of Santiago.

for sure the guy who was getting boxed up by perry is a nightmare for till

>Good test though.
Yeah I agree with that but it's just not very exciting. It's just striker vs grappler and won't even do much for Till's rank. When there were legit rumours about him getting Wonderboy, hearing of a Nelson matchup is pretty underwhelming.
I think Nelson could beat Till too honestly. Till does keep his hands low to stuff the takedowns though and if Gunnar doesn't tuck his chin and does the karate stance again he'll probably get heemed

>Grappler Vs striker

People forget Gunni is a karate champion.

Till will sleep with a jab+straight counter by Gunni in the second

Delusion

>pay $65 for UFC PPVs

Holy fuck, can you imagine?

everything Conor does in that webm is completely wrong if he's trying to take down a bigger guy, he essentially gives him his back while he shoots but Nate's too big a dumbass to transition to the back and instead has to black the takedown before he reverses it and then goobs gives up his back again because he didn't want to get punched

khabib would finish this fighter in 10 seconds if he hasn't learned

guys, i just want to say that Yaya left MMA Gold and joined some bullshit crossfit gym so she's officially no longer my girl. Thanks for reading

I agree. Delusional to think Ponzshitnibbio would last a round with Till

Delusion

I think Ponzi might last a round, but after seeing his performance against Perry I highly doubt he'd make to the third

Delusion

>getting boxed up by perry
What?

Is this a cazie thread?

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Damn is she trans? Does she escort by any chance?

No Cazies allowrd itt my man

Flowstate fighter vs Flowstate fighter, both would lose to any decent boxer

Cute photo 2bh

Did you not see the first half of the fight? Till would massacre Ponz it wouldn't be close

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You thought gunnar and perry would beat eyepoker as well though

What fight did you watch?