Official Toronto Maple Leafs @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:00 PM start. Puck drop soon after.


High-Impact Alcoholism edition

Where is my fucking cheeseburger, I thought this was Amuruka?

>6 "select all street signs" before verify is an option
fucking google

>tfw legacy recaptcha is being phased out

>It's another leafs win episode

Not 'being', it already is.

>two beers left

not looking good lads

did you not notice it's already gone?

I wonder if NBCSN regrets booking so many hawks games this year

time for a beer run lad or get the waifu to do it

No I didn't. Occassionally I've been getting those errors saying that it was being supported. Now I've got this weird greyed out box saying "verification not needed for your next post"

Hopefuly because the hawks are trash

I'm not even sure i want to watch this game.
Beating off and going to sleep sounds slightly more appealing.

I'm unironically considering buying a pass with this shit

>this was Hiroshimoot's plan all along

lmao check out Expeditions Unknown on the travel channel
this episode based in Chicago - HIDDEN TREASURE IN GRANT PARK

funny as fuck

I've been using a pass for years.
Shit's great.

I wish he'd just switch to a better old school captcha option
there are other ones out there that aren't google's bullshit
google doesn't even pay sites for captchas anymore

>giving gook money after he was found out data mining and selling your info

dont do it

eh, it's $20
I wouldn't use my actual credit card though - would need to buy a visa giftcard or something with cash, because fuck trusting that shifty motherfucker

Yeah I really hate the select the image captchas. They don't seem to work as often and are buggy pieces of shit.

Best anthem in the league, now that Rene is retiring

>saad traded to be toews line mate
>isn't on toews line

THE BLENDER

>Got it with the back of his stick.
That was pretty slick from Andersen.

>Sup Forums pass requires a cookie or you have to login everytime
well shit

How did you think it worked?

hoped they'd just remember your IP

>that ugly whore behind Q
Jesus Christ how horrifying

welp
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>morple lorfs

SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was quick

RUSTIC

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SEABS

Sharpe's banging her

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PUNISHED

T H O T

FUCKING SHIT

Carrick with his best Gardner impression with that giveaway.

fuck tha red wings

>all these former Whalers on the bench

top kek

Fuck the Patriots

>doc just basically did an on air shitpost of >we

Truly our guy.

Glad he called him on it

NOT SO FAST

Based Doc.

NO GOAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Glass shatters

Ref pucked again. Glass was way out of the blue paint.

He's been drinking his milk. He's been upgraded to ballistic glass.

>found an old visa giftcard that I probably got for a birthday at some point with more than $20 on it
SEE YOU IN HELL RECAPTCHA

...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SEABROOK

Strong jaw? Glass jaw?


FUCK

Ohhhhhh my god.

>seabs

>mfw its a seabrook episode

bad call or not, play to the fucking whistle

>Give a veteran defensemen being paid handsomely the benefit of the doubt
I don't fucking think so. You play to the fucking whistle.

its time to turn seabiscuit into glue & jello

seabrook is on full tilt right now - he just skated way out of position

Yeah I hate Chicago but that's 100% icing.

What the fuck is he bitching about?
He's the one that just tossed the puck away when there was no whistle.

We need an icing video challenge rule

Just not ready

id like a webm of seab's being retard

it was a bad call, but I agree, he gave up on the play - he's not without fault there

We don't give that fat fuck Seabrook a pass on anything. He's a slow ass, overpaid piece of crap.

ratman banned 5 games lel

>allstar upcoming
>get selected
>shit how do i get out of this
>be the rat

sinkin slabs of VB tonight cunts fucking Vitamin Beer aye
what you nongas smashingn

>leafs power play

Steel reserve. Cheap beer, 8.1% ABV.

Remember
>High-Impact Alcoholism Edition

Doc my niggah how the fuck is someone 'technically born' somewhere?

How do you feel about Change the Data my nonga?

>dermott with the textbook hip check

>Hawks penulty
Man, fuck off with that cancer.

Man, its still weird hearing Anisimov's name being called after he'd been out for so long. I suspect when(if) Crawford returns that it will be even stranger.

what’s a computer?

Probably the single-most cancerous thing Apple has done in many many years.

>Shitposting IRL showing up hungover to a game

I wish they had told their *real* guilty stories, and not the PG13 ones

>leaving the house
Sounds like waaay too much work right there.

>national television with virgin ears
Keep dreaming son


Imagine a world in which you were the opposite of your NEET self. What now?

Can't be fucked to socialize with people in person.

JUST GOT HERE IN TIME FOR THE 3RD PERIOD

LEGGGGGGO HAWKS

DIGITS AND WE WIN TONIGHT BABY

I'd bet we would have a fun time if we went out for a beer or six.

>off by one
Damn son.

At least you tried.

>more Hawks penulty
Fucking christ

Is Leafs-Hawks the most forced rivalry of the Original Six?

FUCK

Yes, but nbc will force any storyline to get ppl to watch.

Hawks-everything other than Detroit seems forced tbqh

>more goals after one shot against Vasilevskiy than the reddithawks after 60 minutes
H O W L I N G

The wheels are gone. There's only the pitfall.

hello redd1t

evening reddit

Glorious

Hawks-Rangers would be have been re-lit if it wasn't for the ricochet shot in 2014.

Where are all the Canadians?

Canada hates itself