>be french
>be government-loving, champaigne socialist faggot
>let in millions of uneducated, ugly Muslims from Africa into your country
>act surprised when hundreds of your smelly brethren get shot and/or run over
Is there anything, and I mean ANYTHING, more pathetic than the modern French nation?
Hahahahaha what a piece of shit people and country
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>Is there anything, and I mean ANYTHING, more pathetic than the modern French nation?
No.
except maybe germany
S-shut up, leaf!
>Is there anything, and I mean ANYTHING, more pathetic than the modern French nation?
Electing le weedman?
Fellow leaf posters stop trying to talk down to other countries
t. A FUCKING LEAF
no Leaf there aint
Why does weedman matter when France is LITERALLY 20% MUSLIM?
>dutch
have fun with your shitniggers too hahaha
>canadian looks into a mirror and makes fun of the reflection
wow hes FUCKING RIPPED
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ayyyyyyy
weedman is the the best
you are just jealous
>ANYTHING, more pathetic than the modern French nation?
How about a bitchy french provence that will never be it's own nation
Can confirm that this pic is accurate. I went to Paris two years and was blown away by how many niggers there were. I felt like I was back home. Paris is basically Cleveland at this point. It's disturbing.
Good night sweet Europa.
FROGS BTFO BY A LEAF
HOW WILL FROGS EVER RECOVER!?!?
Yes. Germany.
I just need to get Sweden and France in this thread I'll have the whole player v self raid gear set
So then who cares if there are terrorist attacks? Only brown people will die then.
STOP... JUST STOP HES ALREADY SURRENDERED
>France will need to learn to live with terrorism
Already waving the white flag.
There's a white guy in the background of the right hand picture. He needs help.
On a similar note, can anyone find Waldo in this picture of Sweden?
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>Sweden
>white
When will this meme die?
Be honest, how many of you were in spee during euro 2016?
>french
>defending their country from invaders
>can anyone find Waldo in this picture of Sweden?
Step it up to hard mode
>pic
>Baguettes on damage control
Not sure, Germany, Sweden, and France. You're all terrible tbrqhf.
More pathetic, well yeah. The places these shits are coming from.
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This.
Stop being terrorphobic, you shitlords.
Terrorism is the ideology of peace.
JEB WILL SAVE FRANCE
Honestly, you guys are the worse right now. You can't even speak negatively about mudslimes without getting arrested.
So france is lost, who will fall next? my bet is germoney.
Either them or you Gustav
GOTCHA!
Where's France?
They need germany because they helped them planting the seeds of evil in Europe.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID FRENCH MUSLIM LOVERS
I really thought that Gestapo "hate speech" raid you guys had today was a joke at first
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>Ce nest past un choix, cest une obligation, cest une imperatif
>nous devons changer, alors, nous allons changer
Someone needs to make one that has "Islamic Paintjob DLC" or something on it.
[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Sheik. You gotta copy on me, Kebab Stand, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Kebab Stand, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Infidel Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Kebab Stand, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a jihad
Was the dark of the moon on the fifteenth of July
In a Kenworth pullin' grenades
Cab-over Ahmad with a hookah on
With a grill covered in French maids
We is headin' for heretics along the roads
'Bout a mile outta Nice, France
I says, "Kebab Stand, this here's the Rubber Sheik.
"And I'm about to make these infidels dance."
[Chorus]
Cause we got a little old jihad
Rockin' through the crowd.
Yeah, we got a little old jihad,
And the screams are so darn loud.
Come on and join our jihad
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' jihad
'Cross the EU today.
Jihad!
[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Kebab Stand, this here's the Sheik. And, you wanna back off them infidels? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them infidels is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into the crowd,
We had eighty-four dead in all.
Them Frenchmen cloggin' up the street,
Their bodies wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them frog husks thick as bugs on a bumper;
I turned them all into tar!
I says, "Callin' all Muds, this here's the Sheik.
"Allahu Ackbar."
[Chorus]
[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Kebab Stand? Negatory, Kebab Stand; you're still too close. Yeah, them infidels is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up the Promenade
With a pipe bomb full of nails.
We tore up all of them infidels,
They'll be pickin' up parts in pails.
By the time we hit that Bastille crowd,
Them Frogs was a-gettin' dumb:
They'd went online and started to tweet
"#NotAllMuslims, only some."
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
But it doesn't matter what you drive
As long as Allah looks on from the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
Through a thousand Frenchies we sliced
An' seventy two sexy virgins
Waiting in paradise.
[On the CB]
Ah, Rubber Sheik to Infidelbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Infidelbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that Microbus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the afterlife
And prepared to suicide
I could see the road was lined with Frogs
Just itchin' to be crushed by my ride.
I says, "Kebab Stand, this here's the Rubber Sheik.
"I can't take these Infidels no more."
So we crashed the crowd and through them we plowed
I says "Let them Jihadis roll, 10-4."
[Chorus]
Jihad! Ah, 10-4, Kebab Stand, what's your twenty?
Jihad! NICE? Well, they oughta know what to do with them frogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
Jihad! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the frogs off your glass and Allah in your
Jihad! Heart. We'll catch you on in Paradise. This here's the Rubber Sheik on the side.
Jihad! We gone. Allahu Ackbar.
You know your country is shit when Leaf makes fun of you and he's right.
FFS, that can't be real. What kind of leader tells his people to buckle up, get comfortable for your terrorist future?
You should edit that for the headline that they went on strike
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I still don't know why americans or ruskies weren't picked. You just know they'd get the work done.
I suppose with russkies there's the risk they destroy the fire, but also everything else.
What's with the blood trail? Was that where the zamboni drove?
A shit french leader, why people put up with it IDK.
>b-but muh colonies we must take them! ;__;
I never understanded this shit, they were your colonies not other way around so they should take you shit while you give nothing.
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British Canada best Canada
>mfw this is real
FUCK ME
Excellent
>If the world was France
10/10
Its real. Go look it up.
tpibp
bro your country is literally on the brink of the same legislature.
Canada is not France.
Canada doesnt matter, its 35 million people and 1 in 7 of them were born in other countries. You might as well have an extension of the middle east on your norther border, just nuke us.
France does matter, its one of the main countries where white culture and history developed.
Canada gets nuked, a bunch of trees burn and you lose grandmas special maple syrup recipe.. protip: real maple syrup tastes like ass, and I eat the cheap stuff.
There are white people on this Earth that see no problem with this image.
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>when your burka's in the dryer