Hey user

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

Hey user

Friendly ehoe here to help. Send me your relationship, life, career, or anything important questions!

I’m a 19 year old that posts nudes on the internet. Maybe my advice will be helpful?

Smashing a bong and answering your questions.

As per the rules, tiddies attached.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pzMa9V5k4N8
youtube.com/watch?v=CPWlXlHlMq4

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

Pussy ass and feet.. all in one pic.. show me your holes

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

This. I'm worried this is some estrogen taking faggot right here

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

Would you eat me?

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Where do u post the rest

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

what other user said, but include your face as well, with shoe on head so we definitely know it's not a faggot

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

Glorious tits!! more plz!

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

¿Qué significa "LyF" en tu etiqueta?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

wanna see what u wear under ur red trouser

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

real talk no one is gonna take this thread serious now that you showed us your tits so just show us what you have: pussy, asshole, feet, and opened mouth

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

My cock is like 5 inches and my girlfriend keeps describing it as 'big'

do you think she's doing it sarcastically or she is just trying to be nice? cause I'm not a fan of it.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

How do you feel about cheating? Is it acceptable?

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

Damn, almost 2020, sick world we live in.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

OP I need advice! I near constantly cheat on my girlfriend with strangers and women with questionable morals. Now it burns when I pee. She makes way too much money for me to want to leave her. What should I do?

Noah Young
Noah Young

Why do you think people want advice from some bitch who's realised she's just a carrier for that gross diseased hole she calls her pussy so she spends her day posting nudes online. You not getting enough attention on the real world? Stupid cunt

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Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

very cute titts - drop down ur pants

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Fuck her with your std dick then she cant leave

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

be me
28 yo betafag
getting drunk with the boys
send crush(Pic related) dick pic
after 2 hrs she respond
laughing memes
getting Sad.Jpg
Getting more drunk
finally fall asleep
next morning
fucking head explodes.Webm
forget about dick pic
forget everything
look at my phone
see the massages
FUCK FUCK... OHH NO
text her I'm sorry honey
no respond
slam phone against the wall
fuck it.. FUCK YOU
drink a coffee
calm down
decide to kill her
no one laugh at my dick
grab some waepons.gif

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Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

How does it feel knowing your worth has a tight time limit?

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

Kekd

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

get in my car
drive about 2 hours
nice Musik
nice vibes.webm
calm down
it's OK user it's ok..
make my way
1hour later
I lost my way
FUUUCCKK.jpg
is OK user
calm down
ask for the way
Only Muslim people
no one can help me
getting out of car
take a walk.gif
Nice area.jpg

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Adam Carter
Adam Carter

5 inches
rip bro

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Wow, very nice! Post more tits

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

try to ask a Muslim woman
she scream at me
don't know why I have gun with me
I accidentally pull my gun
pull the trigger.Reflex
fuck it.. Shit SHIT.
I think she is dead
f-fuck..
see a mosque
Run to the entrance
I scream
pls help me.webm
young muslims scream at me

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Landon Myers
Landon Myers

fear in my chest
accidentally pulls trigger
again and again
fuck I don't want hurt anyone
user screams
more Muslim people inside
scream back
lost my mind
accidentally blast 2 whole magazins
black out..
shit..
finally sitting back in car
what happend!?!?
I don't wanna hurt anyone

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Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

i need money, how to get rich?

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

shitty greentext

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

Daily reminder Young folks..

Don't show everyone you dicks..

See what happened to this nice guy..

Always remember him

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Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

well my girl is really tiny so it works out

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

why would I take advice from someone younger... fuck off

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Mason Allen
Mason Allen

Why?

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Op has very wide shoulders for a "girl".

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

I would consider it. If you’re tasty.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Mostly Snapchat. It’s weebychan420

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

I don’t show my face. I’m a prawn: pretty body meh face

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

Haha thanks

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Oh I hope you’re wrong

Easton White
Easton White

You have pretty boobs. I would look at more pics / fuck obviously. Thanks for sharing user. I hope you have a good day!

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

Of course

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

Agree. More boob plz

John Young
John Young

a woman offering life advice
literal whore with no talent or anything to offer
not even decent tits

Good lord whatever became of my board

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Luis Morales
Luis Morales

this is my penis....

could you work with this? what should i do :(

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Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

my
fuck off moot

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

Post your soles, please?

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

How many sugar daddies you have?

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Holy fucking shit dude, get laid or something, i can smell the incel from hete..

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

Did you even look? Those are the best tits I’ve seen in months

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

Wanna try and help me get off super quick?

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Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

More context needed. Give me the scenario.

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

At this point there’s no point to stop. The damage is done.

Get the std fixed and enjoy being a sugar baby.

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

incel
twitter awaits your return

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Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Yes

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

Do you really still send dick pics you shot in 2017?

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

I don’t see many options.

Consider taking some DMT. Maybe you can convince a 4th dimensional creature to kill her spiritually instead?

Christian James
Christian James

Not sure.

Maybe ask her point blank.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

No big loss tbh

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

New insights?

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Never know until you try.

How’s your relationship user?

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

Its what's on my phone. ...silly

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

Zero.

Sugar baby relationships are annoying.

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

No booty love

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Mason Wright
Mason Wright

holy fuck if i didn't have a literal micropenis i...

i don't know what i would do cause i can't do anything.. :(

nice ass though

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

Thank you

I’m sure there’s something it could do

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

i seriously can't. I've tried with my current girlfriend and it only goes in like half an inch :(

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Making my cock even harder.....love to bust on that ass or your beautiful tits....or that mysterious face of yours babe

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

yeah, more booty please

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

Are you happy, femanon? Are you okay?

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Iam a 36 yo virgin cause of small dick, wouls uls help me and post tita with my name chris written on a paper and send it to my kik erikalfonso to cheer me up?? Thx

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Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

why dont you like getting free shit? lol can you even say having a sugar daddy is any type of relationship

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

More of booty pics? That's a cute butt right there femanon.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

im not her but you arent even close to small, lose some weight you fat piece of shit

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

I broke up with a chick in college because she had small, saggy, gross tits like you

notalltitsaregoodtits.exe

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

ever had to deal with a breakup user? any tips, except the usual "haha get hobby and fuck bitches"? the breakup happened about 2, maybe 3 months ago, and im not quite over it, i still think about her occasionally, since we go to the same college and i see her daily. also, im pretty sure if i play my cards right, and talking the right way with common friends and her that i could get her back, since at times she really doesnt look like she is over it or she regrets it, but she would never admit it, sober at least. what should i do?

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

this is 100% a man lol no curves on the body

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

Thank you but I’m not attracted to butts at all :( Only tits

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

Show puss plox

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

youtu.be/sLGW7xUQFFk

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Me and GF broke up about a month ago after dating for half a year
We still are great friends and still talk and hangout

We had a talk last week and said we still loved each other and think about each other, and she thought about trying to get back together. broke up because we thought we were going to fast

M/21 F/19
Should hold out for her or try and move on ?

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

this is the first step to homosexuality
Find a dude and move on

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Love your work, does smoking weed make you feel like an idiot? I know it does for me but I dont stop, starting to think I actually like bud for the feeling of brain-dead complacency

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

Do you like BBC?

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

didnt you post here a little while ago? i remember some self concious anonnette was posting her lopsided tits asking how bad they were and acting like it was the end of the world when in reality nobody cares. was that you?

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

how does this happen

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Also how many squats must you do a day good lordy my peepee

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Yeah people put too much stock in the sexual appeal of their bodies. Sure it's nice if you have assets but ultimately we are all just trying to find our purpose on this planet.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

Hello friendly ehoe, long story short my gf has respiratory problems but refuses to quit smoking, males her breathing so bad we havent slept in the same bed in 10 months, ontop of this shes lazy argumentive doesnt take care of herself or her belongings and is very lazy in bed but sure doesnt mind recieving. We have lived together 3 years and she never used to be this bad i thought she just needed to mature a little, what do? Shes also 19.

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

bet 'she' has a bigger pee pee than you

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

I dont have any questions, just respect for starting the thread the right way. I like those tiddies

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cf72ae26b1a5#1

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Mine is 7 and my girl think it's on the small side.

Kayden White
Kayden White

I mean thats defs female butt anatomy, thatd be some impressive prosthetic work otherwise

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

would you fuck this hyena if you had the chance?
what do you think of it, is it pretty?

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Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Im like 99% sure i dont want to live with someone like this anymore but i miss who she was and i still love her, i just cant make myself breakup with her

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

yeh is it a noodle peen but

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

NO YIFF IN HELL FUCKING UTTER MEGAFAGGOT KYS

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

Based

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

not even with dubs would i do that for you

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

more like basic hah

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

24. Was getting life together. Got new job at airbase to build airplane engines with other great classmates i graduated from UC DAVIS as a engineer.
On way to pick up ex gf from a store. I was rear ended by a old lady and basically left me with lumber spinal nerve damage.

Lost the job.
In a lawsuit (thankfully winning) and dealing with my attorneys and going. To doctors every month. Going in for open back surgery in 2 months to remove the nerves going into my spine.

But completely ruined the relationship. She wasn’t a good gf anyways after years of dating her. Looking to win over $700,000 after lawsuits over and after attorneys take their 33%

Currently speaking to a new really beautiful girl who i ghosted for petty reasons but now we talk on a daily basis now. Fingers crossed she’ll accept me in my condition. Not all is bad tho. Got a new car out of the accident anyways. Got great supportive friends. But lame I’m legally not allowed to work while the lawsuit is happening.

Do u think this girls into me tho? Even tho she knows i ghosted her? She talks to me every single day and i invited her out to a concert coming up in SF CA. She said she’s super down to go with me. What are my chances she’s into me OP?

If she sticks around I’ll fly her around the world with me which i never done and it would be nice to possibly grow a future with her and be financially stable. The job pays $200k a year starting. but I’ll be on base for 2 weeks every month and she can come stay with me. But she has zero clue how much I’m winning. Lmao idk sometimes i think she’ll just leave so it’s what ever but I’m curious op. You think she’s into me? She invited me over the other night and we took some ecstasy together but her friends were over and we all just drank and got really messed up. I didn’t do anything with her but she hugged me as soon as i was leaving and it wasn’t like a short hug she held me for a while. That’s me in pic

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Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Your girl is probably a fucked out skank who got broken in by a pack of niggers. Move on

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

Just imagine how bad it will be when she is 29, 39, and so on. Rip the bandaid off now

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

What effect has the nerve damage had on you physically?

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

It’s really not about size tbh unless the girls a hoe from my experience. If you can fuck good then that all that matters. No chicks want to have their cervix smashed all the time or some do lol idk. But naw don’t worry fellow b/ro. If she likes you she’ll like all of you. Just learn new moves in bed and make sure she can’t walk after fucking. Spice shit up. Girls don’t like a boring ass guy. Make her laugh and treat her right i guess?

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

all signs point to shes into you
asks if shes into me
i thought only girls could be this low IQ, yes you fucking retard. if you keep missing hints know that girls will not wait around much for you to pick up on them, they will usually take it as a sign that you arent interested and move on before you can blink your eye. the alternative is they assume ur actually this retarded to miss all the signs and keep trying and well they would be right to assume that in your case lol

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

You think she’s into me? She invited me over the other night and we took some ecstasy together
jesus and these are the freaks that are "rebuilding" jet engines. fucking zoomers and millennials will be the destruction of this country

claims to make 200k/yr but talks on the internet like a teenage myspace thot with a personality 10 times more insecure. holy shit how in the fuck would the pilots of the planes this guy works on feel knowing his IQ is room temperature. the very definition of diversity hire and affirmative action

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Okay...thanks

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Good question. Just can’t move as much as i used to. I can’t bend my back forward as much or lift anything too heavy or it’ll pull my back muscles which cause the nerves to stretch and cause severe pain for hours. Was left with a set of crank cases (secretly still working without reporting it to my lawyers and attorneys) and as soon as my partner left to her sometime the table with the crank cases on it and it was starting to fall and i immediately reacted and bent to catch the cases from falling and being damaged. They’re a few thousand dollars each and i didn’t want make the company lose money. And i was just visiting company grounds so i didn’t wanna have to pay the $80k the set costed the company. So it pulled my back and i went home in so much pain after lol but yeah I’m just tired more quickly. Not as much stamina. Some depression i guess because I’m a hands on person and love to get dirty when it comes to working on stuff. But I’m ok i. Guess other than that. Just severe spinal pain. Can’t climb buildings and be a daredevil in life like i used to be before the accident. I used to climb old abandoned buildings in cities like NY and southern Cali.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

holy fucking based bro are you literally me IRL? you literally took all the words out of my brain lol

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

Friendly hoe? Hello, Nice to meet you
Are you lesbian or you like dick?

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

this, so much.
the level of insecurity is incredible. stop asking if she's into you and start acting

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Soo...he was behind that

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Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Alright so theres this girl I know, she's smart, both emotionally (for the most part) and logically; independent enough not to be afraid of here own company; a thing of regal beauty honestly. And yet she's still in a long distance relationshipp with the fuckboi who cheated on her fkn prom night. Like how are otherwise smart girls so blindly stupid when it comes to first love i dont get it.

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

there are no "smart girls" just less dumb ones. ur not that bright either for thinking otherwise

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

Nice b8 cuh

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Sorry dude I’m not one to get hints is all. My mind is focused on money not completely on woman. Plus i only dated 2 girls. Which was easy and no effort to date them. I just told them “hey i like you let’s kick it” i was more Focused on my life career and not random chicks and setting up for my future. I had my fun in college and just slept around with different girls but i never focused on girls liking me and picking up their hints. College sluts were easy i just never got hints ever... even in the relationship i just never got the hints is all when there was a problem because i was always studying or drinking with friends.

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

stop thinking that because your mum is dumb every woman is the same

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Did the hormones cause your dick to shrink?

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

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Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

what am I looking at rn

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

stfu u act like u didn’t do shit when you were my age u old neckbeard.. lmao i wonder what you’re doing with your life? Probably not shit.

I’m just basically waiting for the lawsuit to finish up and get this surgery done. I do e because it completely kills the pain and allows me to enjoy my nights here and there. U aren’t a saint either seeing as you’re on Sup Forums.

I came to this board for this chicks advice is all. Don’t get your panties in a uproar. I only asked a question. FUCKING KEK

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

she wasnt even hinting though she was straight up inviting you and even making moves herself. she is literally spelling it out for you and you are still somehow missing, it doesnt get much clearer bro. i applaud you for focusing on your career, you keep focusing on that the women will come with ease. dont tell this new girl about your financial situation or your past job unless you get to know her better and you end up actually liking her. you dont want her liking you for just your money.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

I hope this was a sobering experience for you

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

you sound 1000% autistic. but also kinda intelligent given your career and your job, which makes even more sense. are you on some sort of end of the autism spectrum?

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

clone detection result

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

so whats significance do the points and vectors have on the result

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

Dude it's the common average size , mines a little off 6 inches but 5 to 6 inches is the more common size, and preferred by most females, nothing to hate about it, something to be proud of at it being 'as said above '
Honesty what's the gain in having a dick bigger than say 7 inches, fkn ridiculous my opinion, 9 inch dick, haha, so what, like WTF why

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

not familiar with 'clone detection' im just curious

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

The vector seems like a clone tool sweep.

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

Now that’s a great response fellow b/ro. She just has fucking baggage that i am dealing with. But other than that i just stay home for the most part and keep up my studies because in the industry there’s always updates and new techniques you can learn. As for her.

I invited her to the concert because my friends and i are getting a hotel and she’s gonna be drinking before the show. At the show. We’re most likely gonna be in the same bed. And i know she knows that. So that’s where i get my complete answer.

But was hoping OP could shine light seeing she’s a girl. But hasn’t showed us her penis so we can’t be for sure if that’s a dude or not.

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

OP you need to sheppard the herd a bit here, more nudes are in order

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

youtube.com/watch?v=pzMa9V5k4N8

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

I have lower lumbar nerve damage too, caused by retrolisthesis. I used to be a powerlifter and now I can barely even jog

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Pic related is you?
You deserved it

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

but why do the other points look like eigen-features, looks kinda gimmicky to me

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

youtube.com/watch?v=CPWlXlHlMq4

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

be me
22 yo beta
still manage to get an 8/10 gf
happylifetogether.exe
worried if i should have banged more 16yo chicks before it's too late
don't want to cuck my gf so do nothing about it
Am I retarded Sup Forums

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Charles Myers
Charles Myers

Nope just a normal guy who took school serious is all. Well for the most part. Did go out to parties all the time but always made sure to get my school work done first. No autism here buddy. Just long boring ass nights in papers in AP classes and shit. You don’t need to be smart as you think. Just take your life serious i guess but know how to let loose once in a while. It was either mechanical or go into chemical engineering which I’d say fuck that I’m not trying to be stuck in a lab all day every day. Fuck that shit man.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

This, not op but just lose some weight, get a bit fitter and keep fit, not just better for looks, but for health also

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

im not convinced

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

lost

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

It’s me fellow user. Holy shit that sucks. Mines caused from... get this lmao a old ass “Chinese” lady who i would say couldn’t see but who knows. Just funny that ppl say Chinese ppl can’t drive.... turned out it was kinda true. Even my ex was Chinese man. She was a real cunt in the end. But her mom was pretty cool. I’m gonna leave her a box with $50k in it for her hard life of immigrating here in the 50s. She was kind to me but fuck man that really sucks.

Any hope of ever getting a normal life back?

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

Idc what you think. Bet you won’t show yourself pussy.

Parker White
Parker White

go to Mexico
bang all the 14 yr old sluts you want
money talks
Thank me later user

Parker Long
Parker Long

Hey, I'll give this a shot.

There is this girl that I am crazy into. We met at work and I'd like to think good friends, I've tried hard not to fall into a friend zone tho.. but she does know lots about me, and I her.

I know she talks to her sister about me, but likely just in a friend capacity?

Anyway I've wanted to ask her out since we met, but I am too much of a pussy. In our line of work we travel alot, and we happen to now have the same job half way across the world. and we ar ehere together, with one other friend having a blast. But I fear very day we are slipping further and further into the friend zone, and I have zero way of knowing if she's interested in me.... wat do?

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

What's ehoe ?
Are they real boobs? Maybe man boobs?
Post the uncropped pic

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

just. talk. to. her.
DAMN just tell her how you feel thats not that hard

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

Doesn't point out gender.
Shit-tier shoop skills.
The good thing is you being a mentally ill tranny will mean there is a high probability you will suicide. God speed, user.
Even the sex offenders, pedos and chronic masturbators in here know this shit is fake ass.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Doesnt matter, still a person willing to chat here and answer questions, so .. fuck off.

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

It’s i. Disabled bro that works on airplane engines.
Maybe get drunk together? Try kissing her who knows maybe she’s waiting on you to make the move. I never had a issue with making out with chicks just never really interested in dating all the chicks i makeout with yunno? Just a night of fun. But if she rejects you then you’re truly in the friendzone my guy. Got a pic of her? Which country are you in now? Some shit hole? Or a somewhat romantic place? If she says anything just blame it on the alcohol brosky and you’ll be in the clear either way. Perfect plan

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

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Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

sticks and stones may break my bones, but incels like you would never hurt me.
i think you answered the wrong guy, also you didn't answer my question about the hyena.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

Fuck.. I think I just might.. Nooo fuckin idea how to bring it up tho, or go about it.. Do I just say, hey lets go out for drinks just us two, or do I actually tell her how I feel and THEN see if she's willing to go on a date? I might not even end up her type or she might not be into me, and we ruin a great friendship.

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

I'm the best hyena!

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Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

Oh damn. It’s a trap!That answer oozes LGBTQUEER all over it! Still tho nice sets. Just shoe on head already

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

How is this bullshit spam still around?

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Aren't you interested in that tiny soft dick?

James Morgan
James Morgan

Hey bro! Yeah she's totally open to getting drunk together, we do that frequently.. Maybe I'll just try kissing her and see how it goes down? We are now in Sydney Australia, From Ireland. We work in the same Career path, but in different disciplines. So it's a great place to truely just go for it.

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

My b bro. It’s a cartoon. Not into animals in real life either. I don’t have an issue getting pussy either. So no. Not my thing mate.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

Never had a complaint during but the size has been brought up after a break up but I think that was to hurt not a legitimate critique.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Maybe. Show us your benis then. Time stamp.

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

I'd say move on, in my experiences getting back with Ex's never works. There are exceptions but I've never had that exception.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Idk i saw it when it started too! It’s fucking retarded. But beats the spam thread where the guy asks if it’s weird to like his sister wearing a latex suit.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

lol we need to bring back ID's

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

You have to chose brother. this shit aint going to do itself alone. either you chose to have zero risk and fall into friendzone. or you get your balls on the table and tell her how you feel, hoping she feels the same and if she doesnt fuck it. zero risk doesnt exist thats life.

you can start asking her out to go do things just the two of you, that way it'll be less out of the blue, because telling her upfront can be too brutal. telling her to go out with you even if you dont say its a date will send her a sign that you're kinda interested, and from there you can make other insinuations and make her understand that you like her.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

man yeen pussies are wild, once you go yeen you can't go back.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Don’t go for the lips right away. Just pretend you’re grabbing something while leaning over her shoulder. Kiss her neck maybe. And go from there. Cuz she see your lips coming a mile away yunno? But a neck kiss can lead to so much more. Can go up or down. Be sly about it but make sure she’s drunk enough to still be conscious. And you’d rather have throw up in your neck and not in your face/mouth right? Just in case

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

either way, whatever you chose, JUST DO IT AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES. Friendship or potential relationship. the choice is yours

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

Do you have a Chaturbate account?

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

That's a nice fuckable ass right there!

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

OP, what would you say if a girl offered to get you a dakimakura for your birthday? (Man BTW)

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

Right, starting to get nervous.. going to fucking just go for it, I'd rather just do as you say, do it and accept the consequences, rather than always wonder what if.... Thanks Sup Forumsro's

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

I want sharpie in the pooper now

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

dude you could wear a thimble as a condom

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

Oh shit i missed this (cripple airplane bro here lol) i mean i was already giving advice but u could go on a date but make sure you ask and say “date”. If she turns down the date then fuck if i guess right? Always more chicks out for us to go after. Mines already said yes immediately to going to the concert. She knows damn well we’re sharing a bed at the hotel after the show. So I’m pretty positive i got this in the bag. And advice from the other neckbeards. They most def right. This chick likes me. So now it’s your turn.

Ask her what day she’s off? Do you know what food she likes? If so go find a food spot that serves what she likes and see if it’s any good or trash.

When she tells you what time/day she’s off. Ask her to go on a date with you and that you know a really good spot to get that said food. Bam! U got this fellow bro. GODSPEED!

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Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

godspeed user! hope she will say shes interested too.

John Clark
John Clark

I am deeply saddened by this. I will mention your penis in my daily prayers, fren.

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Angel Brown
Angel Brown

Thanks guys, Sup Forums took a turn tonight. Aeroplane Sup Forumsro! fuckin nice work man! Give's me hope!

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Landon Brown
Landon Brown

Well hold on now. Maybe you’re a grower not a shower. How long erect are you? I saw a video where this dude was on a online chat (videos on efukt btw) and his shit was smaller than u in that pic. But mans a monster and had about 8 inches I’d say. The girl just was mind blown. He literally grew like a chia pet.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Nasty deflated balloon titties yuck

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

Just your friendly old neighborhood Crippled engineer. Even tho i can walk and run lol doesn’t mean i ain’t crippled in my spine at the moment.

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Owen Young
Owen Young

How do i manage to fuck a Girl?

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

OP, you there?

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

how do you eat food? the how is extremely dependent on the situation. are you eating a burger? fries? cereal?
there's tons of ways to fuck girls, just either get close to a girl until she lets you fuck her or just pay someone.

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

Crippled bro here for final say on this. If you kiss her and she into it. U guys better fuck! Knock boots. Do the nasty. But don’t fuck while drunk. Don’t wanna see you on the news as a former 4channer who was arrested for rape even tho it’s bullshit we as men get in trouble for fucking and the girls want it too while they’re drunk with you smh. Make out drunk first. Fuck on another day sober.

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

Where go to look at more of you?

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Agreed b/ro i curious just as much.

Dylan King
Dylan King

And op has left the chat. She didn’t even fucking follow her own thread lmao she said she here to talk to us about our lives and shit. Typical ehoe

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Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

1st i've heard the term ehoe

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

year old with no life experience wants to give life advice
Major kek

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

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Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

no i'm not gay...

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

Get a hair cut and stop getting shitty tattoos

Evan Green
Evan Green

Where are you, dammit!

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Those aren't the rules. You're just afraid of being a faggot, faggot.

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

God you're a whiny little bitch. Move out of your mom's vagina already.