Do your best Seinfeld style joke

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

Do your best Seinfeld style joke.

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Ian Hill
Ian Hill

you ever notice how bland Sup Forums is?
it's almost like none of them ever fucked a loli

James Lewis
James Lewis

What's the deal with Sup Forums?
It's not random it's just porn.

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Whats the deal with black people? They aren’t black and they aren’t people!

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

What's the deal with Jews and pedophilia?

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

what's the dealio with my clogged pores, Sup Forums?
don't feel so skinny peroidt
should have loona stanned..
mood

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

but, thats not funny in any way.

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

Scroll up

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

Winrar

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

What's the deal with black people?

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Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Checked

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

What's the deal with these "Seinfeld style" jokes?
You're not Seinfeld, and these jokes have no style.

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

And I mean, who wants a Seinfeld style joke? I mean, just who, are these people?

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

what's the deal with so many straight men wanting to fuck asses? can't they just admit they're gay??
*applause*

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Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

What's the deal with people speeding? There's a sign on the road that tells you how fast to go. If you're above that number...slow down. If you're below that number...speed up.

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

What's the deal with OP? Doesn't he know he's a faggot?

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

What's the deal with poptarts?
They don't pop, and they're not tart??

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

Whats the deal with Call of Duty? Whos calling!? Whats my duty!?

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

What's the deal with deer crossing signs? How do the deer know to cross there?

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

And why do they call every year!?!?

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

What's the deal with memes?
They're not funny, and they're for children!?

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

opinions are like assholes. neil patrick harris loves stuffing his cock in them. oh, wait! that's just assholes!

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

I had a subtle Curb Your Enthusiasm-style thing happen to me fairly recently.

This local pizza joint has a deal where you get a free 2Litter soda when you pay over $20. I usually always buy a pizza for myself and one for my brother and it comes up to $24-something, but this time I was using a coupon code that came in my email inbox that brought the total to $20-something.

I got there and he told me the total was $18-something. I was kinda stunned for a moment, I immediately realized that since it was under $20 that I wouldn't be getting my free soda and I just couldn't think fast enough to realize that I really could've just added a $2 soda and it would've been the same, I actually asked if the price was really correct and hinted that I should be charged more just so I could be over the $20 threshold, but he explained he wasn't sure either and that the coupon code I used online enabled me to not pay tax for some reason, which is why it was even cheaper than it was supposed to be.

Then I ended up walking out with my two pizzas and no soda.

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Parker Carter
Parker Carter

I'm a retard!!! fart* fart *. What's up with that?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

What's the deal with shit? It comes out your asshole and tastes great!

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

whats the deal with fags in denial?
Trannies aren't women, they're men

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

why do gay men transitioning to women even bother explaining themselves? i was gonna shoot you already!

John Bell
John Bell

Have you ever noticed how Sup Forums never use to be all porn and trap threads, but now that’s predominately all that’s here, and how you never thought you would be a daily member of any site that promotes such depravity but here you are just another queer in denial.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

hahahahahhahaHahahahaHahahahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cry harder you giant faggot

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

<something random that happens to literally everyone>

"What's up with that?"

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

But I dont want to be a pirate.

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Jack Watson
Jack Watson

/thread

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

has the best sitcom ever
isn't really funny
how'd he do it

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

made people think that they're boring thoughts were comic gold. i like seinfeld at times but he makes every boomer believe that they're one step away from being a famous comedian.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

Look at all the carpeting in your waiting room. You think I'm going to take off my shoes and enjoy it no it's a waiting room am I right?!

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

what is it?

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

"What's the deal with Grape Nuts? They're not nuts, they're not grapes, why do they call them grape nuts?"

insert funky bassline

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Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Lost

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

nice one

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Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

Jews, now in concentrate.

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

They said before they returned to the episode of family guy and turning up the post Malone song, secure in the knowledge that they know what's good and everyone else is big dumb

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

what

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

how much is a golf resort in Turkey worth? ask the kurds

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

lost

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

Cmon, you don't recognize the Turkish potus?

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

The joke

My head

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

kek

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