Do your best Seinfeld style joke.
Do your best Seinfeld style joke
you ever notice how bland Sup Forums is?
it's almost like none of them ever fucked a loli
What's the deal with Sup Forums?
It's not random it's just porn.
Whats the deal with black people? They aren’t black and they aren’t people!
What's the deal with Jews and pedophilia?
what's the dealio with my clogged pores, Sup Forums?
don't feel so skinny peroidt
should have loona stanned..
but, thats not funny in any way.
What's the deal with black people?
What's the deal with these "Seinfeld style" jokes?
You're not Seinfeld, and these jokes have no style.
And I mean, who wants a Seinfeld style joke? I mean, just who, are these people?
what's the deal with so many straight men wanting to fuck asses? can't they just admit they're gay??
What's the deal with people speeding? There's a sign on the road that tells you how fast to go. If you're above that number...slow down. If you're below that number...speed up.
What's the deal with OP? Doesn't he know he's a faggot?
What's the deal with poptarts?
They don't pop, and they're not tart??
Whats the deal with Call of Duty? Whos calling!? Whats my duty!?
What's the deal with deer crossing signs? How do the deer know to cross there?
And why do they call every year!?!?
What's the deal with memes?
They're not funny, and they're for children!?
opinions are like assholes. neil patrick harris loves stuffing his cock in them. oh, wait! that's just assholes!
I had a subtle Curb Your Enthusiasm-style thing happen to me fairly recently.
This local pizza joint has a deal where you get a free 2Litter soda when you pay over $20. I usually always buy a pizza for myself and one for my brother and it comes up to $24-something, but this time I was using a coupon code that came in my email inbox that brought the total to $20-something.
I got there and he told me the total was $18-something. I was kinda stunned for a moment, I immediately realized that since it was under $20 that I wouldn't be getting my free soda and I just couldn't think fast enough to realize that I really could've just added a $2 soda and it would've been the same, I actually asked if the price was really correct and hinted that I should be charged more just so I could be over the $20 threshold, but he explained he wasn't sure either and that the coupon code I used online enabled me to not pay tax for some reason, which is why it was even cheaper than it was supposed to be.
Then I ended up walking out with my two pizzas and no soda.
I'm a retard!!! fart* fart *. What's up with that?
What's the deal with shit? It comes out your asshole and tastes great!
whats the deal with fags in denial?
Trannies aren't women, they're men
why do gay men transitioning to women even bother explaining themselves? i was gonna shoot you already!
Have you ever noticed how Sup Forums never use to be all porn and trap threads, but now that’s predominately all that’s here, and how you never thought you would be a daily member of any site that promotes such depravity but here you are just another queer in denial.
Cry harder you giant faggot
<something random that happens to literally everyone>
"What's up with that?"
But I dont want to be a pirate.
has the best sitcom ever
isn't really funny
how'd he do it
made people think that they're boring thoughts were comic gold. i like seinfeld at times but he makes every boomer believe that they're one step away from being a famous comedian.
Look at all the carpeting in your waiting room. You think I'm going to take off my shoes and enjoy it no it's a waiting room am I right?!
what is it?
"What's the deal with Grape Nuts? They're not nuts, they're not grapes, why do they call them grape nuts?"
insert funky bassline
Jews, now in concentrate.
They said before they returned to the episode of family guy and turning up the post Malone song, secure in the knowledge that they know what's good and everyone else is big dumb
how much is a golf resort in Turkey worth? ask the kurds
Cmon, you don't recognize the Turkish potus?