Tfw there are literally people who never had sex that are now browsing Sup Forums with you

>tfw there are literally people who never had sex that are now browsing Sup Forums with you

Are you ok?

>tfw read a study that said men who haven't had sex by 20 have a 85% of staying a virgin for life

well boys, it's over for me

>there are literally people who have had sex that are now browsing Sup Forums with you

feels spooky desu

Prostitutes exist for a reason.

1. I don't want an std
2. I don't want my first time to be with a prostitute
3. I don't care enough to waste money on something as arbitrary as losing my virginity, if it doesn't happen organically then fuck it

Putting your penor inside a woman isn't some arbitrary thing.

That's the way it should be. No sluts on this board.

nearly 31 and I do not give a shit about fucking women
I do not value women
I do not seek to give them pleasure

I am glad to avoid all the trouble endured by betas

Okay, but in 40 days and 40 nights, he can't jerk off either.

1. Wear a condom
2. Do you devalue yourself so much that the very mention of losing your virginity brings to mind hiring a prostitute? Sad.
3. Ask yourself what you've gained in life by NOT caring about something, then reverse and think on how much you've gotten FROM caring

Niggas gonna have some of that big regret when it's time for the long sleep.

are you a teenage girl or something
who gives a shit, just do it, it'll be a load (lel) off your mind

what teh fuck? link me

Realize there's such a thing as an outlier, but I lost mine at 23.

kek incel beta trying to rationalize and accept his fate

Well, I'm asexual, so, yeah, I'm doing pretty good.

Some women have sex and never orgasm. Like all the girls you've been with OP. What's your point?

What about you OP?

45% of US men have HPV.
45% of US women have HPV.

79 million Americans have HPV, the most common STD among men/women in the US.

HPV causes 90% of genital warts.
HPV causes 91% of anal cancer.
HPV causes 72% of oral cancer/throat cancer.
HPV can lead to tumors in the respiratory tract.
HPV causes 63% of penis cancer.

Personally I think having HPV for the rest of your mortal life would be a bigger regret, but to each his own.

You're obviously black so I'm not going to take any life advice from you.

And spoiler, your "big sleep" is going to come in one month in a Detroit alleyway.

>America
We had a free vaccine for that like 10 years ago

Chances are you'll get it anyway bro. How silly,will you feel when you get HPV in an airport bathroom as a 50 year old virgin?

None of them are female though.

Sure you are.

condoms don't prevent the relevant stds like HPV and herpes

>vaccinate against HPV
>flood country with HIV niggers instead
Fugg

>24
>Terrified of rejection
>Dated 5 or so girls who all tried to initiate sex but I got nervous and backed out every time
>Still a virgin

Shit.

I turn 30 next month, kissless handholdless, jobless NEET virgin.

>vaccine

>Although a vaccine against HPV has been available since 2009, coverage remains low. Only about 11 percent of men and 33 percent of women have been vaccinated, Han said.

Enjoy your warts and/or cancer.

Ive fucked 3 hookers in my life, but its just not the same. It feels good, but later on it just makes me more depressed. Also, hookers are never really hot (at least the ones I can afford) and just lay there. Its not like finding a qt or a hottie who loves you and actually WANTS to have sex with you

>Chances are you'll get it anyway bro.

Like you? No.

>How silly,will you feel when you get HPV in an airport bathroom as a 50 year old virgin?

I don't shit in public. I'm also not one of the virgins ITT.

>Sup Forums - Robot9001

And what's so unbelievable about it?

22, not kissless but still a virgin. I dunno I'm kind of a shitty person so I'll probably die without ever doing it, but it's not like I can blame women for not being interested.

Seriously

If you haven't gotten laid by age 20 you probably haven't got much going on in your life.

>Terrified of rejection

That's called the "scarcity mindset", which is a turn off for women. Betas are scared of rejection because they have few options.

Alphas don't care about rejection because they have tons and tons of options. That's called the "abundance mindset."

Having sex outside marriage isn't an accomplishment. Any dumb slut can do that.

>Compulsory in schools for 12-13 year olds for 7 years
I'm sorry you live in a nigger country user

You're not missing out. Sex is overrated.

lol who are we kidding. Sex is the best feeling in the world. Nothing else even comes close. There's a reason why sex controls everything in our lives, from what we watch on TV to who we talk to at parties. Virgins are still on their adult training wheels, you can't possibly pretend to know about the world if you haven't experienced its main driving force. Go fuck something today.

I'm sick and tired of the sexism perpetuated by both genders? What's wrong with you all, dehumanizing each other and yourselves?

Only a nigger country with nigger culture would need an HPV vaccine.

Said the guy who's too scared to fuck a woman because he might catch it

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Orgasms from masturbation and orgasms from sex are pretty much indistinguishable.

"Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner." -Slavoj Zizek

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Jesus christ, if you want to get laid just start dating a girl, don't come off as desperate and act like you been there before. Once you reach a certain age a girl will just assume you've had sex before and not going to investigate it. If you're looking for a fling and lie and said you've had sex. If you're in a relationship be honest but don't sound insecure/pathetic about it. If you're dating a girl and you both like each other it will probably get you laid quicker because she'll want to be the one to pop your cherry.

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>So user, what's your longest relationship?

I've only fucked virgins.

Would you rather eat a candy bar that's still in it's wrapper, or a candy bar that 10 other guys haved jizzed on and got rinsed off?

i had sex with 2 girls today

>Slavoj Zizek
Get the fuck out

Or be honest and stop trying to fit a mold so you can use someone for your own gratification.

I lost it at 22, defy the odds my man

not really, it may seem indistinguishable if you chronically masturbate. The death grip reduces sensitivity in your penis. When you have intercourse you are less sensitive and will take longer to bust than if you restrained from masturbating.

The quote stands. If you don't love the person you're fucking, you're merely using another person to masturbate.

>Hartnett lost 40 days and 40 nights by being raped and cumming in his jeans
>She was upset by this

Is there a more upsetting movie?

Also I've never not cummed for 40 days, but I've gone 3 weeks easy and a girl grinding on my dick *through jeans* deffo wouldn't make me jizz.

went on a tinder date with a 5/10 yesterday. went through the motions because i hadn't gotten laid in a while.

got really drunk and then smoked weed for the first time in 2 weeks at her place.

she immediately put on a cheap shit condom, wouldn't' suck my dick, and i kept losing my boner.

fuck my life

Anyone else immediately go

"Oh, yeah, David Arquette"

and google his film history?

Nice try incel, being honest will get you friendzoned.

Even married men, even men in relationships, still masturbate.

To say "sex is the best feeling ever" is just wrong. Ever had sex and not ejaculated? It's work. And lots of women don't orgasm from sex.

If someone wants to argue that orgasms are the best feeling ever, you don't need sex to feel that.

Plus, heroin addicts would probably object, since they've said it felt like their body had a thousand dicks all cumming at once. Do heroin user! You're really missing out!

Pretty right, plus women don't want a guy who's going to get all weird if he experiences the smallest amount of rejection. It's also a self preservation thing for them.

>Orgasms from masturbation and orgasms from sex are pretty much indistinguishable.

Not at all, no.

There's no such thing as a 'friendzone'. Enter the adult world, please.

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Never got the whole big deal with sex and virginity. Virginity isn't a real thing. That's just in your head. It gets you guys down so much, but it's never something I've ever worried about.

I read a CDC study that said though that men who don't lose their virginity by 20 will most likely lose it in their mid to late 30's after that there's usually no chance

thats ridiculous. having sex with a some dumb slut is a completely different experience compared to masturbating

Too much truth for you?

Yes, way more awkward.

sex is for redditors, true 'channers jack off with a finger up their up and occasionally grop women in the street

>Not at all, no.

Maybe not for women. But most women don't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone anyway, it involves clitoral stimulation, like when they masturbate. That's why you even seen pornstars masturbate while they're getting fucked.

But a guy cumming is a guy cumming. The reason guys masturbate is because it simulates sex.

In fact, some of the best orgasms a guy can have can come from masturbation, not sex. In comparison, sex is work.

Virginity is a sign of inferiority in all species. Being able to pull a gril is biologically progressing your genes, even if man has no intention of reproducing every time they do so.

Sex is more than orgasms. Attraction and love are two different things.

There is a massive gap between making love to your wife of 20 years and pump'n'go with some trailer skank. Two people having sex just because they are young, free and desire each other is a wonderful thing, and despite your dumb quote it is the best feeling in the world. Not because you get to stick your dick into something, but because your value as a human being is being acknowledged. That is the beauty of sex.

Few months user. Didn't start dating much until after high school and I stopped hanging out with my high school friends. Went back to college at 26, don't have much in common with the girls I meet there, its an age/maturity issue so relationships don't last long, but not a big deal, getting my shit together career-wise.

Having a negative body image in the 21st century basically screams that you're a lazy faggot who can't even take care of himself.

Men can't be virgins. It's feminization of men.

Virginity is a physical status in females, it's a mental status in males.

There's also a reason why virgins are more desirable than used up whores who have fucked 1,000 men, namely, diseases (or lack thereof).

If you went to a store to buy a candy bar, would you rather eat a candy bar that's still in its wrapper, or would you rather eat a candy bar that 20 guys have jizzed over and then someone wiped it off?

Better than mine.
>Invited tinder skizz over for dinner at my place because
>>paying for dinner/meeting at restaurant
>About 50 lb heavier than pic
>Fed her homemade delivery without her knowing
>Netdix and chill
>Start laying the moves
>Bovine antisocially retracts and sperges
>Go arm distance apart
>Movie ends with a few laughs (Odd Thomas???????????)
>She says she'll suck my dick if I eat her out first
>so this is life
>Go in for the kill
>She removes grammy panties
>Rancid stench
>Immediately puke into her half tugged pants and panties
>She pulls up and runs out
>Stream of puke from door way and her car
>Live in a small apt complex

>pity plea
>truth

No. The drawings were clearly made as an emotional appeal for self-pity. They clearly don't deserve it. They think so "terribly" of themselves from an image standpoint but so greatly of themselves from a philosophical perspective that their (the person who drafted the artwork) personality is clearly venomously shallow.

How about this person just be happy instead of drafting art to formulate some stereotypical ordering of men and women? Buying into cliches and passing them off as the truth speaks more volumes about you than it does about those around you.

You seem to live in some kind of fantasy land. No wonder you're an incel.
Everyone wears a mask, a cursory understanding of basic psychology tells you that society demands specific norms for specific people in very specific situations.

Being "honest" with your emotions is equivalent to emasculating yourself and becoming feminine. No woman wants that, a woman needs an identity to latch onto, to define themselves by a man.

Yeah, the dumb slut can give you all kinds of diseases that microwaved liver can't.

There is, but its totally self-imposed on the man's part.

Men either like a girl but don't make any moves or show their interest to the girl, or they get shot down but continue hanging around the girl under the delusion he can change her mind

I'm 26, never had sex, never will. Fuck off to walking dead general or whatever the fuck drew you normies to this board

Some men get girls with no pull. People are not equal. Your efforts will always be laughable to someone.

Human virginity has no basis in biology. There is no physical distinction between a man who has had sex and one who hasn't. It's a made-up concept from an older time when people didn't know how the world worked.

>it informs every action we do
People who think this have to completely sick in the head. We make plenty of decisions that do not revolve around sex.

>Oh, umm... *looks for phone*... I think my boyfriend is trying to text me right now

If you're 26 and haven't been in a semi-long relationship yet no girl is going to want to date you.

>You seem to live in some kind of fantasy land.
I live in the adult world, little boy. Perhaps you'll be able to establish meaningful relationships once you rid your mind of childish junk.

Negative, I'm a dude and my most intense orgasms have always been with a girl. Can't say it's true for everyone, but pussy is definitely better than your hand or a toy.

Bogus. Winning something truly competitive is a better feeling.
I've felt better than during sex after winning my state track meet in high school, and after getting into my preferred PhD program
You'd know that if you ever accomplished anything

Youre a big dub

It's spreading microbes and disease is what it's doing.

I would argue virgins are prized in most species since they are relatively free of diseases.

Plus, since life wasn't designed, and life has no function, to say that genes spreading is a "good" thing is simply non-scientific teleological language (mistakenly thinking that evolution has a goal).

"Assuming that each couple has three children, an original pair’s cumulative descendents over ten generations amount to 88,572 people. That constitutes a lot of pointless, avoidable suffering. To be sure, full responsibility for it all does not lie with the original couple because each new generation faces the choice of whether to continue that line of descendents. Nevertheless, they bear some responsibility for the generations that ensue. If one does not desist from having children, one can hardly expect one’s descendents to do so." -David Benatar

There have been lots of relationships that have started after that point. Stop making blanket statements that you can't back up.

Name 5

Have you ever asked a girl out? I can't recall any girl asking me about my longest relationship or any past relationship during a first date, if she did she's desperate and it would be irrelevant anyway.

>Perhaps you'll be able to establish meaningful relationships once you rid your mind of childish junk.

In what way are modern relationships meaningful? They are quantified. You're clearly delusional and very sick.

Young virgins are prized. Middle aged or old ones are genetic dead ends.

>its totally self-imposed on the man's part
Then it's nothing. It's made up crap for people with fragile egos who can't own up.

>In what way are modern relationships meaningful?
I bet you smell like foul smelling shit and have a scheduled appointment to meet with Dr. Now

Not all sex has involves love. And not all sex ends in orgasm.

And no, two people having sex "just because they are young, free, and desire each other" is not a wonderful thing. Look at any majority-black community in America as to why that's false.

You could argue orgasms are the best feeling in the world. But orgasms don't require sex, that's why people (and other animals) masturbate.

And sex without love doesn't acknowledge your "value as a human being." For women, it acknowledges their value as wet holes, for men it acknowledges their value as something that fills wet holes.

Sex isn't beautiful, sex is generally disgusting. In fact, sexual arousal exists to overcome people's natural instinctive disgust reflex they feel at the bodily fluids of others, which typically carry diseases.

Are you serious?

They were drawn by a male artist living in Japan who was outraged by Elliot Rodger's massacre. He was praised for this understanding that sexism goes both ways and harms everyone.

Why are you so bothered by this that you need to project? Is genuinely caring about other people a foreign concept to a self-centered cynic like yourself? That's not the artist's problem but yours.

>There is, but its totally self-imposed on the man's part.

No, women put men in the friendzone.

>Men either like a girl but don't make any moves or show their interest to the girl, or they get shot down but continue hanging around the girl under the delusion he can change her mind

The friendzone has more scenarios than that.

And basically, most women like having a Plan B.