Gay Simba in New Lion King

GODDAMMIT DISNEY!!!! STOP JAMMING YOUR AGENDA DOWN OUR FUCKING THROATS!!

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April Fewls

>04/01/17

>INB4 phonefag

The point still stands.
Why are they doing this? It seems totally unnecessary and forced.

I bet Sup Forums is still dumb enough to fall for this despite the date

Well Beyoncé being Nala would make me gay too.

Everyone point and laugh at this fool.

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Why is the religion of peace a plus for Jasmin?

Esmaralda and Elsa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest

Subservient.

It's nice to see people who could be easily fooled still exist.

belle is mine

esmaralda jasmine belle

if only it was real. because if Hollywood really wants to play the progressive card, then they should take risks instead of playing it safe by making the sidest of side characters gay and giving them a literal 2 second moment of onscreen gayness for laughs.

they're going to make the bird gay.

Alice. Only correct choice

Why isn't tinkerbelle on here

What do they mean will? Simba is already gay. It's been cannon since the original movie.

This. Also Disney purchase of Sling Blade IP confirmed in pipeline.

I hope they make it part of the part too.

How could you not mention feet when listing pros about Rapunzel?

until Hollywood makes Superman a gay black guy, it's just the safest of pandering

Nah Timon and Pumbaa will be gay, all the set-up is already there.

btw i genuinely hate this mindset, as though close bros can only exist if they're secretly gay

I'm not saying they were always gay (it's a fucking cartoon made in the 90s), I'm saying if they were going to make characters gay they're the obvious choice.

>4/1/17

Believing anything posted on this date.

seems too predictable and is a controversy magnet. they're not going to do it. it's going to be the bird or one of the hyenas(who becomes a good guy and dances with Timon because gay people dindu nuffin wrong).

>religion of peace

I'll go Mulan

Sup Forums believes anything on any date.

>making lion hamlet a homo
>making lion hamlet a homo in a live action remake
>making a remake of lion hamlet at all

>implying someone would joke about such a serious issue

Where the fuck is Meg?

Stronk Russia is going ban this movie

Elsa since im a /u/fag and would just support the incest

fucking this

nala lad

So when is Eddie Redmayne going to be confirmed for Simba?

esmeralda

>mea culpa

>voted for SNP
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How can you tell if someone is a phonefag?