One choice, you let Hitler win ww2 or get to impregnate Salma hayek
One choice, you let Hitler win ww2 or get to impregnate Salma hayek
Oliver Ward
Jacob Bennett
Id let Hitler win a d then just take her as a sex slave of the state
Isaac Williams
>having children
yikes
Adrian Rivera
No, only get one or the other
Jordan Ward
impregnate hayek
Kayden Hernandez
this. Ill do it for the sex tho, she got a fucking amazing body
William Nelson
user said impregnate, never said you get to have sex with her
Dominic Moore
>Salma hayek
>impregnate
>53
hey user, have ya heard about menopause?
Tyler Perry
Porque no Los dos
William Walker
ww2. she's fine as fuck though
Mason Campbell
Impregnate Selma hayek
Joseph Reed
>>One choice, you let Hitler win ww2 or get to impregnate Salma hayek
>>
(A) Get time machine
(B) Drug & kidnap Salma Hayek & go back to 1936 Olympics
(C) Bullshit the SS to let me & Spanish mistress into Adolf's presence.
(D) Roofie Adolf Hitler's beer (he drank beer, despite claiming to be a teatotaller)
(E) Get Adolf to nut inside Salma.
(F) Laugh at his naked black hair, brown eye ass screaming, "You're so full of shit, it's no wonder your eyes are brown!"
(G) Time travel back to the future. I may take Salma back as well, just avoid the Butterfly Effect.
Brandon Cooper
sorry herr hitler....
Juan Kelly
I choose WW2. The only thing greater than my primal lust for a beautiful women is my hatred of the international jew.
Ethan Stewart
Orale amigo that's how its done
Dominic Perez
He never said it would be artificial pregnancy either.
tienes que elegir uno
John Brown
Why? Hitler did nothing wrong.
Evan Powell
You can't get the time machine yet until you go to Germany
Caleb Bell
>Hitler win ww2
>suicide
You do know Hitler is dead right?
Benjamin Edwards
Forgive me mein furher
Jack Edwards
I want to impregnate Hitler and let Salma Hayek win the war
Christopher Mitchell
I'd like to impregnate WW2 and Hitler Salma Hayek.
Jonathan Green
man of culture
Brayden Phillips
Yes with her
Easton Fisher
only if she looks like she did in the movie the hummingbird project
Isaac Fisher
She's so fucking beautiful. Even today literal 10/10 body
Aiden Lopez
did not know she was ever naked. Thanks man
Kevin Gonzalez
Fuck Nigler. I’ll take the sexy spic over some doped out goose stepper that blames all his problems on Da Joose.
Ayden Williams
It's from 2006 forgot what movie
Caleb Butler
>be me
>impregnated Hitler
>throw hayek back over Trump wall
>profit?
Levi Powell
Ya 25 years ago when that pic was taken she was hot
Justin Brooks
Lost
Lost very hard
Thanks I needed that
Anthony Sanchez
Kek
Ayden Mitchell
For the sake of humanity shes about to give birth to a whole litter of mixed babies omg.
I wouldnt stop either. Idc if I'm pushing rope I'd still fuck the shit out of her
Brandon Gonzalez
Wh...
Sex.
Is that even a question?
Charles Perez
Bout to rip my damn dick right off
Samuel Parker
Can I have Hitler impregnate Hayek?
John Rodriguez
Why would I want a socialist to win?
Matthew Smith
There are options:
>1. Having sex with Salma Hayek and cumming inside her, thus impregnating her
>2. Artificially inseminating Salma Hayek but never touching her
>3. Hitler wins WWII
Regardless of whether you choose 1 or 2, you ultimately end up with a pregnant Salma Hayek. Her pussy is destroyed, possibly even slit to her asshole, to bear your child and a lifetime of responsibility. Either option 1 or 2 still saddles the male with this responsibility of a busted up woman, her body no longer attractive, and the financial and moral obligation of raising a child. All for the maximum of one sexual encounter with one of the most attractive women in recorded history.
The third option is the morally acceptable choice, to save countless lives and topple one of the worst leaders of the 20th century. To me, the choice is clear: I would stop Hitler. No matter what your religious beliefs or lack thereof, there is no way of justifying choosing one night of sex for the purposes of reproduction over ending the Nazis. It's just that simple.
Owen Scott
absolutely perfect feet
>well arched
>soft
>great toe length
>nice shaped toes
>healthy spacing between toes
>knows she has sexy toes and wear foot jewelry to draw attention to them
>comfortable with males enjoying her barefeet
Zachary Howard
Blackface Scandal
John Carter
If you can have infinite sex with Salma Hayek with no possibility of having unwanted children, then you'd have an actual thought experiment
Carson Davis
She already had a kids and all what happened to her body was bigger tits
Juan Thomas
How do you know?