What sports did the ancient greeks play?

what sports did the ancient greeks play?

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disc
running
homoeroticism

fishing, wrestling, losing insanely valuable artifacts to the sea.

boyfucking

the olympics actually originated at mt Olympia in greece in 1000bcs

they did run, disc, homoeroticism, poetry... the list goes on

full contact boy fucking. not that pussy shit that tries to pass for it today

Something gay for sure

Disc, running, wrestling, boxing, chariot, javelin. All naked so no girls could ruin the homoeroticism

Sodomy

Actually girls were excluded because Sparta would always win if they were in.

i used to jerk off to school textbooks with naked spartan qts

is not fucking women a sport?

crabcock

If so im the Michaels Phelps of not fucking women

i'm the michael jordan of virginity

i dont understand the ‘ancient greeks are gay’ meme
explain

they were much more open about their sexuality, it was less about fucking men or women and more about fucking or being fucked. apparently the greeks are to thank for either popularizing buttfucking or they were the first ones to use lube or something like that.

at least that's how the story goes. they DID definitely fuck little boys however, we know that much.

Truly worthy to be the founders of western civilization.

They unironically expected upper class men to get off by fucking children's thighs
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_ancient_Greece
This led many to develop fully homosexual tendencies later in life

anal sex

Temple raising competitions, speed chiseling, competitive projectile vomiting, and assfucking.

There was also a popular party game at the bath houses called "Who's in My Mouth?"

Is casually fucking your friends in the bathhouse a sport?