Which object/thing would be the weirdest for having Bluetooth compatibility?

Which object/thing would be the weirdest for having Bluetooth compatibility?

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Water hose

Toast

toothpaste, pizza, lamps, Jackie chan

>Water hose
My irrigation timer is controlled via Bluetooth.
No network needed.

dildos

Fish

Fancy Japanese terlit

buttplug

fleshlight

a bluetooth jammer

single use plastic straw

yakbak

> Which object/thing would be the weirdest for having Bluetooth compatibility?

One of those old Chinese guys with a weathered face you see outside the tire shop smoking a cigarette.

My foreskin

:O

> My foreskin

Is it still attached to you or does the rabbi have it?

Pillow. It can levitate and beat you to wake you up

Theeth

Clothes pants, shirts, socks, shoes, underwear ect

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my butt plug has bluetooth and an app on my phone to control its vibrations / frequency of vibrations/ and intesity of vibrations / also your partner can download the app and make it vibrate which is especially fun at family events when they dont evne know i have it in

A bookcase

a coffin, so you could communicate with deceased loved ones

My shoes.

A rock.

Man look at my Bluetooth rock.

>Skittles grills
I saw gold ones with a fucking fidget spinner on it

shtreimel

that weird cylindrical jewish headpiece made out of fur

>Control lawn care
>Bluetooth lighting
Edgy, but this has tons of great Bluetooth applications
Same as dildo
Again...
Lol
My only weakness!!
Chimes when dirty
That would be useful
Cavity sensor 2.0
Clean match, the clothes app
Monitor your current collection of books, organize, search, bookcase wishlist, etc
If you're stupid. That's like buying superman pills.
Pedometer shoes, dur.

Salt Shaker

Your mom's chewing on it as we speak.

2-part epoxy

Nobody likes you